[Rated Mature for pirate-y stuff: 'splosions, swearing, adventure, whores, monsters, scallywags, and salty seadogs. Pretty much everything that your nine-year-old self loved... except the whores... I guess.]

In a land where one can sail the sky as well as the sea, and where fortunes are won and lost by quick-wit and skill and a bit of luck, one Sky Captain will find himself on a daring quest....

With pony princesses.

Pony princesses that he actually kinda hates right now.

....Because of the whole drugging and kidnapping thing.

....And forcing him on journey that will probably kill him and his crew.

....And the mutiny that they caused.

...Yay adventure?

In a universe where human's always existed but are rare now. Blah, blah, blah. It's a pirate adventure; what do you want from me?

Thanks to special guest editor, Amneiger for beasting through my mistakes.