Coolest Cat in the Citadel
Commander Shepard crash lands The Normandy on a strange planet filled with weird, talking horses. Of course, he's renegade as shrek, so he could care less.
Disclaimer: If you don't like bad jokes you're gonna hate this.
Commander Bob Shepard is your average zombie space marine, he likes long walks on the beach, crushing the enemy, and destroying things for no reason, but what happens when he goes too far?
It'll be obvious by the end of paragraph two, but I was high when I played Mass Effect.
7479 words: Estimated 37 minutes to read
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7 Chapters:
- Shepard Gets His First Kiss 2013-07-19 04:32:30 UTC1800
- Hey There Ponies 2013-08-19 14:58:30 UTC923
- Really? My Skin? 2013-08-20 21:21:15 UTC960
- Everyone Look! Onions! 2013-09-03 12:30:42 UTC1127
- King of Onions! 2013-09-17 15:16:31 UTC936
- Lunatic 2013-09-20 15:28:35 UTC923
- I must Train( ;P ) 2013-09-26 20:22:18 UTC810