The most important part of the pre-Equestrian era? Messing with Starswirl's head.

Local D-list villain, mad scientist, prankster and toaster enthusiast- Germane Craft has a lot going on behind the scenes. But when one Twilight Sparkle finds out he's part of a rescue program for reincarnated aliens...

Earth has lost its protection against the magic-eaters, and its people can only retreat so far. Thankfully, someone has been watching out for them, and has found a new option in her counterpart, Celestia.