In the first time since the last time somepony wrote about the Velvet residence, read interesting anecdotes about what went down here, except since I'm the author, don't expect anything particularly long or in depth. Do expect pies, though.

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Pinkie Pie romps through 19 different categories of short story in search of a satisfactory hayburger.

Meeester says I put too many pictures in Pie of a Category 19 Storm, so here's the unauthorized version with pictures. Be sure to like, favorite, comment on, etc. the "official" one though.

Twilight Sparkle brushes her teeth. Did you not get that from the title? She thinks about some stuff too.

Discord can't sleep. So he's going to make sure Cadance can't either. That's what friends do, right?

OCTOBER 22ND IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY ON THE PLANET EARTH. BUT IT IS ALSO CAPS LOCK DAY ON ANOTHER PLANET, EQUIS. MOST PONIES DON'T CELEBRATE IT, BUT MOST PONIES AREN'T NAMED APPLEJACK. JOIN APPLEJACK AS SHE CELEBRATES THE BEST OF HOLIDAYS!

Caramel stubs his hoof. Things go downhill from there. Also, spiders. Because I don't want to fail moderation for being too vague, let me tell you that insurance claims, Sassaflash, a nice massage, and Tartarus are also involved. And spiders.

Fluttershy comforts a dying mercenary on a field of war.

I DUN NEED DESCRIBE NUTTIN!

My name is Princess, and I'm here to kick flank and be fabulous. And blow stuff up, of course. Lots of blowing stuff up.

The Caneighdianest of Crystal Ponies and the saltiest of Pie Sisters go one domestic adventures

Sweetie Belle recounts to her grandfoals the time she wandered into Diamond Dog territory and didn't get her cutie mark.

When your doppelganger is perfect, it's easy to feel inadequate.

Two months is a long time to be almost completely alone. And I'm not sure space dust and background magic even count as "almost". But hey, somepony's got to find silicate asteroids to support our nascent digital revolution. And that somepony is me.