Because why the crap not.

What more could possibly irk an academic? Not much, apparently.

What's a Princess to do when she hungers for (chicken) flesh?

One would think that Rarity always handles things like a "proper lady". The only problem is, she's got her sass, too.

Sometimes, Sweetie Belle gets distracted. Sometimes, it's a little bit more than she thinks. Certainly her grades would reflect this, wouldn't they? (A rewritten story with permission from Evictus, the original author.)