Babs Seed has another bad day.

When Luna wakes Celestia up one morning feeling "weird", the young Sun Princess knows just the thing to cure her ills!

Neon Lights gets a phone call from a few friends he hasn't met in forever, only to find that the both of them don't want to just be friends...

Dinky Doo and Time Turner have some good ol' fashioned stepparent bonding. In other words, shameless clop.

On the eve of Pinkie Pie's departure from the rock farm, Inkie Pie confronts her feelings for her sister.

In which Braeburn takes a risk for love.

Apple Bloom becomes a shaman.

Rumbleloo! But not your usual Rumbleloo...

Rainbow Dash loves her daddy.

Inkie and Blinkie Pie have a threesome during a photo shoot, enforcing cliched and contrived coincidences to the shame of everyone who notices the events as such.

Wonderbolt BDSM highjinks.

Fluttershy gets ensnared in a giant spiderweb. You see the tags. You just KNOW what happens.

A perfectly healthy, sickeningly sweet Spitsoarin' clopfic.

Death makes a clerical error and kills everyone in Equestria, save Sweetie Belle. In order to ensure that she doesn't go insane with the loneliness and to fix the damage, the two head to Canterlot to try and revive Princess Celestia...

Humanized: After weeks of anticipation, Applebloom learns how to fire Applejack's shotgun, but it's not what it seems...