Eighteen girls. A two-week trip to and from Miami Beach. Five cars. This story is about one of them.

Schadenfreude is given community service. Unfortunately, that community is Ponyville..

Schadenfreude, resident asshat and glorified walking glitterbomb, has his first personal run-in with magic. An EQG story.

And he can't even do that normally.

Discord and Luna take a long-overdue trip to a parallel dimension, the reality where they had actually been living for a millenium of exile.

Schadenfreude plays Ogres and Oubliettes with his friends. Schadenanigans ensue.

Adventures can be had anywhere, really. From the wide, wide world of Equestria, to the Hundred Acre Wood. Who says they can't happen in both?

The antics, rambling, and downright nasty-not-niceness of two career criminals as they live out their lives in Manhehatten.

With the less-than-stellar adventures surrounding the Mirror Pool incident, everypony seemed to take for granted that they'd gotten all of the Pinkies back where they belong. Never make assumptions, kids.

The Rainbooms aren't CHS's only defense against the supernatural. Unfortunately, the alternative spends more time hanging out in abandoned buildings and landing themselves in detention than is normal for any teenager. At least they enjoy their work.

In preparing for the Fall Formal as Chairman of its planning committee, Sunset Shimmer meets her greatest opponent yet: Schadenfreude. Her co-chairman.

Twilight Sparkle finally goes on an adventure with her friends. It's about as successful as one would imagine.

Schadenfreude is bored. He decides to get froyo. The apocalypse nowithstanding.

The Princesses discover a far-off kingdom of strange magic and foreign creatures, and decide to investigate. Once again, Twilight Sparkle is left behind. And ONCE AGAIN, she has to write the apology letter.

Sunset Shimmer needs help writing a story. So she asks Twilight Sparkle.