G-Force: The Planet of the Ponies

Deep within the galaxy, there was a blinding flash of light that covered virtually the entire universe. This light was so blindingly bright that not even sunglasses could protect a person from getting his eyes blind. The light was perhaps brighter than any sun in the galaxy. It was more powerful than the mushroom cloud of an atomic bomb.

The flash subsided to reveal the source of the flash: a massive warship the size of the Executor from Star Wars. The ship was coated with purple with a pinch of red on the ship's hull. It had massive, powerful thrusters that could help the ship jump from one system to another in half the light-years it would normally take. On the right side of the ship spelt the owner's name: "GALACTOR".

Inside the ship, there was a large room that had control consoles all around the ship. Weapons systems, various transmitters, and a small self-destruct button that would only be pressed in an emergency situation, were inside these control consoles. Screens were implanted on the consoles, and, like the God Phoenix, were used occasionally to contact someone. These consoles were programmed and used by the army of Galactor, who were identified by their cat-like helmets and uniforms. These men, although very powerful when it comes to the number of them, were very gullible; they had poor firing accuracy with their guns, poor fighting skills, and could get into trouble with each other very easily. It kind of looked like this army was pretty much completely expendable.

The commander of the army came into the control room. He was dressed in a red and black costume that looked like some sort of disfigured ladybug. He was very obnoxious and afraid, having known that commanders before him who had failed to carry out Leader Berg Katse's plans successfully were most likely killed brutally and replaced, if they weren't killed by G-Force that is. The commander had feared that G-Force would foil their plans before they could even begin.

Thus, it was his duty to watch the space for any trace of G-Force finding them.

Once Galactor's men saluted to the commander, he asked one of the main pilots, "Have you fired the vaccine missiles, yet? Was the program successful?"

"Yes, commander," said the pilot, "The missiles detonated right after they were fired. I'm sure the entire galaxy saw that blast."

"Well done, sergeant," said the commander, "This will be the first step toward complete galactic domination."

One of the pilots stood up, and asked the commander, "But sir, what planet shall we attack? We can't just go back to Earth because of," he gulped, "G...Force."

"We are not going back," the Commander rebuffed, "We will all stay in this dimension until we get orders from the great Berg Katse."

Suddenly, one of the screens turned on and a person with a purple mask and costume with a red cape appeared and said, "I already have orders laid out for you."

The commander turned to the screen with the masked person and bowed as a sign of respect. "Oh...y-yes, Master Katse. What are these plans?"

Katse gave an evil smile and said, "I see that you have succeeded in distracting the entire universe. That bright flash managed to disrupt all communications on Earth and other planets. You aren't much of a bad commander compared to your predecessors."

The commander laughed nervously and said, "Well, gee, uh.....thank you, master. Now what planet shall we raid first?"

"For that matter, I shall consult the great Computor." Kayse replied.

The screen shut off.

Back in an unknown, mysterious planet, there was the main base of Galactor, located near a lava pool. This base was much larger than that of Fort Knox, and therefore had a much larger abundance of raw materials that mostly used to make large war machines with the intent of using them to capture Earth. Many of these war machines, however, ended up getting destroyed by G-Force before plans could go forward.

Inside the base, Katse bowed to his master, an alien mastermind named Leader X. However, given his massive super intelligence above everybody else, his servant and most other people decided to call him "Computor", after the intelligence of a computer.

Computor was in a very enthusiastic mood, "I have seen that your plans are going well. I feel we can finally succeed for once."

"But master, we need to find a planet to take control of, first. We can't just go back to Earth only to deal with...."

Computor cut him off, "I know,...but my intelligence tells me that G-Force had recently installed a new device on their ship that will transport them and any other ship surrounding then to another dimension. Perhaps they will help us with our plans."

Katse had a confused look on his face but continued to listen to his master.

"I have heard of a planet that has an Earth-like ecosystem, yet inhabited by strange creatures that most people on Earth would view as mythology. Its kingdom is scattered with natural resources that we can easily infiltrate the atmosphere and enslave the whole population, regardless of species."

Katse asked, "But what are these species?"

Computor responded, "They're magical ponies who teach the ways of this idea called....'friendship'."

Katse bowed to his leader again and assured him, "O, great Computor. I promise this planet will be in Galactor's hands as soon as possible."

"And remember, Katse," Computor concluded, "Should anything happen in this plan, should G-Force interfere with this matter, anyone who was involved in this plot, in any way, shall be destroyed immediately."

"Yes, O great leader."

After this consultation, Computor disappeared from the portal and Katse returned to his throne.

Back in the ship, Katse again contacted his commander. The commander bowed to the screen.

"Here is your plan, Lieutenant: You are to go to planet Earth and distract G-Force with an attack. I will tell you the rest, later."

"Umm..yes, master." The commander said in a puzzled tone before Katse disappeared from the screen.

"OK, men!," he shouted, "set a course for planet Earth!"