The Element of Generosity: An Overheard Secret
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Rainbow Streaks & Emerald Flames.
The Element of Generosity: An Overheard Secret
"Your what?" Asked a surprised purple alicorn. "Y-your in love with him?"
"Yes I am Twi, I'm in love with him!" Answered the cyan colored Pegasus.
"H-how long have you been in love w-with my #1 assistant Spike?"
"I don't know, he's really nice & he's always there to help!"
Spike has always been there to help his friends, like when Twilight was freaking out in the episode: "Lesson Zero". Or when Rarity was kidnapped by those Diamond Dogs in the episode: "A Dog & Pony Show". and there was also the time he offered to watch Fluttershy's animal friends in the episode: "Dragonshy". Hell, he even saved an entire empire in the episode: "The Crystal Empire Pt.2".
"I guess I saw a kindred spirit in him yah know?" Rainbow Dash said, while rubbing a hoof behind her head
A certain white unicorn overheard their conversation & thought to herself...
"(Rainbow Dash? In love with Spikey-Wikey? How could I have not known, those 2 always loved to share a laugh together & he's always invited to join her in a game of sports. I think I even noticed her starring at Spike's ass during the great dragon migration! But Spike loves me, how am I'll make him... oh Ideeeaaaa! I'll simply reject Spike, but that alone wont get them together, I need Twilight's help if I'm ever going to succeed!)" She thought. "Oh Pinkie darling!"
Rarity knew Pinkie well enough that she'll appear outta know where if you call for her, & her head popped out of the recycling bin next to Rarity.
"You rang?" Pinkie asked.
"You, me & Twilight are going to play Cupid!"
"Alright, I already got the diaper and bow & arrows, also I can get Archer since she's talented at it!"
"It's not that kind of Cupid darling."
"Oh!"
"Now, go & get Twilight!"
"Ok, wait, what do you need me for?"
"So when we get Spike to love Rainbow Dash, you'll have the celebration of their love already prepared!'
"Alright! Wait, Rainbow Dash has a crush on Spike?"
End of Ch.1
Rainbow Streaks & Emerald Flames.
Element of Magic: The Rejection Spell!
Ah, the night, so calming. The crickets chirping, the fireflies blinking, and your next door neighbor being arrested for illegal farming of weed! So, we see every other building, with the lights off, except for the Carousel Boutique!
"Is the plan ready?" Asked Rarity
"Why do you need me for the plan Rarity?" Asked Twilight
"I need you to write a letter, saying that you must go to Canterlot for royal business & that Rainbow Dash will be watching him for the week, that give him enough time to fall in love with Rainbow Dash! Oh, I also need you to cast a spell on me, where I wont hold back on saying no to Spike! He's just so nice to help me during his spare time, that it's hard to tell him no!" Explained Rarity.
"Well okay. (Forgive me Spike!)" Twilight thought.
*Poof!*
After the spell was cast, a knock was heard!
"That's him, I'll go hide upstairs!" Twilight said, as she headed up the stairs post haste.
"Why hello there Spikey-wikey, what brings you here to my home?" She lied.
"Rarity, for the past few years I've known you, I've had a secret I was to nervous to tell you. But now that I've grown up a lot, so I think it's time I told you my deepest darkest secret!" Spike said, in fake confidence. He then took a deep breath in.
"(Here goes nothing!)" Rarity thought.
"Rarity, I lo-" He was cut off when She put a hoof to his mouth.
"No Spike, I simply cannot return your feelings." Rarity interrupted.
"W-what do you mean Rarity?"
"Sorry Spike, but please understand that we're there's a huge age gap between us! If I accepted your feelings, then I'd just end up breaking your heart again when I die of old age & you'll still be young by the time. Again, I'm sorry, now have a goodnight Spike!"
"You too." Spike sadly said.
Spike then slouched when walking back home, the depression & disappointment in his eyes were so thick, you could cut it with a knife! Hey, get knife away from me Pinkamena!
"Twilight Darling, you can come down now, he's gone!"
Twilight came down with tears on her face for listening to the words coming out of Rarity's mouth earlier because she has just helped somepony assist in breaking her surrogate little brother's heart!
"I-is the pain over?" Twilight asked.
"Yes darling, now get the letter ready!"
"How are you sure that Spike will be isolated with her the whole day? He does have a social life."
"I had a chat with the weather ponies & they said that it'll be raining for the whole week, that ought to explain things."
"Well okay, besides, I heard that they finally published some books on a dragon's anatomy in Canterlot & I guess they can't ship copies here since it's raining, I'll actually be going there just for that."
"Okay, but don't forget to tell Rainbow Dash to watch Spikey-wikey alright?"
"I wont, bye Rarity."
"Bye Twilight."
Then Twilight flew off to the home of Ponyville's pony version of Sonic the Hedgehog! (Even though I'm a brony, I say Sonic can beat Rainbow Dash in a race! Sonic rainboom? please! SONIC CAN GO INTO LIGHTSPEED!!! You guys have seen "Sonic X" right, It show's Sonic can go WAY PAST FAST!!!)
End of chapter.
Rainbow Streaks & Emerald Flames.
Element of Loyalty: Thank You Rarity.
So the next day came & Spike awoke to hard showers! He's still sad after what occurred yesterday, just look, there were a total of 7 empty tubs of ice cream! Spike got off his bed and noticed that something wasn't quite right about Twilight's bed, he saw a note on it! I read:
Dear Spike
Sorry, but I must head over to Canterlot to read this new book since the rain is preventing it from being shipped here, but don't worry, I had somepony stay with you while I'm away for the whole entire week.
Love:
Your BFF Twilight Sparkle
P.S. The list of chores is on the back of this note.
"A sitter? Oh great, thanks a lot Twi, still treating me like a kid even though you know I can take care of myself I don't need no bucking babysitter!" Spike angrily said to himself then sighed "Better start my chores!"
He exited the room, picked up all his cleaning supplies plus the list from the closet & headed down the stairs. Once he made it to the Living room, he noticed that there was somepony was reading on the couch.
"You must be my sitter?" He asked
"Yep, that's right Spike!" The cyan mare responded.
"(Oh son-a-bitch, not Rainbow Dash! She's gonna make fun of me for even having a sitter even though I'm a teenager!)" Spike angrily thought.
"Hey, Spike, It's gonna be raining for the whole week!"
"Oh thanks for the tip. Hey, want me to make you breakfast?" He asked
"Sure thing, say, why do you look so depressed?" She asked, then she answered her own question with another question "Did Rarity reject you? She did didn't she?"
"Yeah and without her love I'm nothing, nothing but a useless piece of shit!" he answered
This shocked Rainbow!
"Why would you say that about yourself!? Your always smiling when all of us aren't because you know there'll always be hope!"
"Ever since I became this big, I frighten the citizens especially Fluttershy! Pinkie Pie doesn't invite me to parties anymore since I'll scare all the guests away! Applejack doesn't want me to help her with harvesting since my strength just destroys the apple trees. Rarity rejected me, you girls can't find anymore time for me especially Twilight, she can never find time for me & me alone anymore and do you wanna know where my pain draws the line, 'cause tell you where! I'm the smallest minority in MOTHER BUCKING PONYVILLE!!! What's a dragon even doing I here anyway!? *Huff* *huff* *huff*"
he paused for a few seconds to take a few deep breaths, then in a powerful fit of rage, he can say this!
"LIFE SUCKS, IT'S NEVER FAIR, I'M GONNA GO & COMMIT SUICIDE RIGHT NOW & NO-ONE WILL EVER MISS ME!!!"
"I'd miss you! So will the CMC, the pets love you especially, not just us, So will the other elements, just because we never find time for you or not invite you over to stuff, doesn't mean we've stopped being your friend dude, so please, I know you don't have the closest bond with me, but I wanna spend this week with you to get to know you better."
"Sorry, I guess I lost all my faith & hope after Rarity rejected me! I can't believe she'd just day no, after I spent a few years of my life assisting her with her dresses. I don't care about the age gap, I just wanted us to be togeth-" He was cut-off when a pair of wings embraced him & the embrace got stronger when hooves surrounded him too.
"Spike..." "(Thank you Rarity)" She thought to herself.
"Hey, she just said the name of the title!" Said Peter Griffin.
Oh finally you wake-up, now would you be so kind as to drive your car out of my BEDROOM?!
"Oh wow, how wasted was I? Anyway, bye"
Alright, so after hugging the 17 year old dragon, they looked into each other's eyes for a sec & only in that one Zect that Rainbow did it, she kissed Sp-
"Excuse me Mr. Narrator, but did you just say Zect instead of sec?" Asked Dr. Who & Whooves.
Yes, as in the organization in Kamen Rider Kabuto, now Dr. Who, get out o this world, seeing the 2 of you here might cause a time paradox to happen! So Who left on his tardis & Whooves exited my bedroom through the giant gaping hole caused by Peter's car. So anyway, Rainbow Dash was going strong, embracing Spike hard, sticking her tongue down Spike's throat! Spike wanted to scream in surprise of her sudden kiss, but couldn't & just took it like a man! He kissed her back, moving his hands down lower, and lower, and lower... but Dash broke the kiss & pulled away from him.
"Woah, woah, woah! You can't grab my flank, at least not now anyway! *giggle*Now go make breakfast for us & when your done with chores, we can continue...darling!"
Meanwhile in G3 world...
"Now what was that chill I just felt?" Rainbow Dash asked herself
Now back to G4 world.
Meanwhile at Sugar Cube Corner
"Hmm..."
"What's wrong Pinkie?" Asked Cupcake
"It's my vagina, it's wet, which means that somepony is going to get lucky & that !'m horny!"
"Pinkie, would you like to have a 3 way with us?" Asked Carrot Cake
She answered, by kissing Cupcake on the lips & then getting down on her Carrot Cake's shaft! But let's get back on topic
"Hurry up Spike, I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse!" Rainbow Dash commented.
"That's cannibalism!" Spike stated, receiving an annoyed look from his brand new lover!
So after breakfast was eaten, Spike began on his chores, Rainbow Dash wanted to help and Spike agreed to it, it's nice to have somepony help out once in a while. Then the prince found the 7 dwarves huddled around- what the, what happened to the book? Grr... Riolu!
"Sorry master."
Don't bother me while I'm narrating, now give the book back to me run along and play! Alright, now that the prank book is done away with, ahem! Rainbow Dash stared at Spike's ass since she couldn't resist it, she drooled as the purple gluteus maximus shook while Spike was climbing up & down the ladder to dust off books! She flew over while he wasn't looking she got closer & closer until, as stated by Peter Griffin from Family Guy: I was sexually harassed at work today!" She groped Spike!
"Ah! You hypocrite, I can't grab your flank, yet you grab my ass? I know it's perfect, but you should be playing fair!" Spike said, with a half annoyed, half un-amused face!
"Sorry, I just..." She zoned out, staring at his lower regions.
"Eyes up here!"
"Oh, sorry!"
"How about we take a break to get foreplay outta the way?" He asked.
"Kay!"
So spike took off his apron, & they headed to the couch! Spike lied down on the couch & Dash was on top of him, he started licking her va jay jay! Yeah, I really wish my female friends wouldn't teach me these words. the more Spike licked, the more excited he got, because his dick was popping out between 2 certain scales, but that's when Rainbow was surprised to learn something about a dragon's biology!
"You have 2?" She asked
"(He has 2?)" Pinkie thought! "(Wait, why'd I just think that, & about Spike no less!)"
"Dragons have 2 penises? Wow, this book is a very great read!" Twilight said,
Only the word "damn" was on her mind when she knew of Spike's hemipenes, but of course, snakes & lizards have this. Dragons are no exception! Rainbow shoved both down her throat, deep throating the penises & making Spike feel real good, she felt great too since Spike was still licking her, that reptilian tongue was long enough to rap around Rainbow's waist & lick her flank. They were close to their climaxes , then in that moment, they came!
"(Thank you Rarity!)" Rainbow thought to herself.
*splurt!*
Spike went back to his chores after he finished with Dashie, who was smiling with bliss! Later, he finished the chores & Rainbow kissed is hose, then flew up to Spike & Twilight's bedroom. Then, as soon as the door closed with a click...
"THANK YOU RARITY!!!" Rainbow Dash yelled in great pleasure! "Harder, please, harder!" Rainbow demanded. Spike obliged and thrust harder while he held her tighter!
"I love you Rainbow Dash!' Spike said, as they entered a passionate kiss! Dash was so happy, she was getting pleasured in both the pussy & flank at the same time by the guy she loves! They hoped that they live could together forever & didn't want to stop having sex! Sadly, all good things must come to an end!
"Rainbow, I'm about to cum, so please, let me pull out!"
"No, I want it inside!" Rainbow said, as she wrapped all 4 hooves around Spike! She then squeezed Spike & upon that squeeze, the dragon inserted his seed into his Pegasus lover! Aft that, the 2 lied there, on the bed!
"Dang, If I was to get pregnant, Twilight could leave more often, since I'd be helping you raise our child!" Rainbow Dash said
"Actually, I read something about a creature in a faraway land overseas known as kirins, which are part dragon, part equine!' Spike replied
"Seriously, oh I hope I give birth to one, bye Darling, I'm heading off to the pharmacy!"
Rainbow Dash donned her raincoat & ran out of the library.
Later...
*Smooch* *Smooch* *Smooch* *Smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch *smooch *smooch*
Spike's face wasn't just covered in Rainbow's lipstick, but in his mom's as well!
"I'm so happy, I'm going to become a grandmother!" Celestia said happily.
"Thank you Rarity!" said Rainbow Dash
"Yes, this is indeed Rarity's doing, I'll send her a charming gift basket of the most expensive of soaps & perfumes, for this!"
Spike & rainbow nuzzled in the living room, as happy as they could be, knowing that they are now together & the little bun in the oven would ensure a permanent bond between the 2. Now, let us all thank Rarity for playing cupid! Thank you Rarity!
The end!
Now look out your window, someone is getting mugged!