"W-Wha-Wha-What?" Deadpool spouted, not knowing what to do.

[Then we'll tell him what to do.]

{Run, Bitch! RUUUUUNNNNN!!!}

Deadpool then turned around and took off as fast as he could. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" He screamed as the momma dragon flew up into the air and began to chase after the insane mercenary.

[Shouldn't you be giving the readers a description of the dragon or her kids that were in the last chapter?]

One, the teenage dragons are in the show and two, when you do not give a description of something that the readers already know what it looks like, it makes it different for each reader because they are using their imagination.

{Wow, for some reason that makes sense.}

Yeah, now shut the fuck up, I'm making art here!

Meanwhile, in PonyTown.

"Alright girls, Princess Celestia wants us to go check out what that giant 'portal-like-thing' was out in the Ever Free Forest and we're not letting her down!" The not yet alicorn princess Twilight said to her friends and Spike while they walked on a trail that led into the Swagged Out Forest.

"Finally! I was wondering why you wanted us to follow you." Said Rainbow Dash, who was now less bored and confused.

"Probably because the author hasn't desided to focus on us up untill now!" Said Pinkie Pie, bouncing happily untill she started talking really fast.

The rest of the mane six and Spike turned and look at Pinkie Pie with confusion, which means they do not know what she was talking about incase you are a retard.

"Aaaaahhhh!" The colorful shits heard the faint noise of someone screaming.

"Who the hay do ya think that is?" Applejack asked with her westernly western like voice.

"I don't know but it sounds like he's getting closer." Stated Twilight as she saw the dragon come into view.

"It's a dr-dr-dra-dragon!" Yelled Rarity as they all began to back away from the forest.

"Fluttershy save us!" Yelled Spike as he got back on top of Twilight's incase they had to hoof it. (Hardy-Fucking-Har).

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Our Anti-Hero screamed as he passed by our pony friends that did not see him because they were all focused on the dragon.

{Hey, Wade, aren't those laser gun things explosive?}

Deadpool stopped running about ten feet away from the mane six and FuckFace. "Oh yeah, I almost forgot." He said before he grabbed them from his sides and tured around. "Die you unholy lizard, DIE!!!" He screamed as opened fire on the momma dragon; causing nasty, bloody holes to strangely appear all over her.

While Deadpool was enjoying his work, the mane 6 watched in horror while Spike had thrown up and began to cry; but not to much because he is a man!

[Why do you like to make others look good?]

Well I didn't make Brad look to good in my other story.

{You said you felt terrible about that once you rewatched Equestria Girls and remembered how nice he was.}

I DON'T CAAAAAAARRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!

"STOP! YOU'RE KILLING HER!!!" Screamed Twilight, who knew that it was against the law to kill dragons. You see, Princess Celestia did not want to start a war between the two extremely stupid races... For tax purposes.

"Pffft, hey look a talking a horse." Our Ant-Hero said as he stopped shooting the dragon, but it was too late. The momma dragon was as dead as a jew's generosity. Deadpool dropped his laser guns on the ground, ran up to the dead dragon, passing the ponies once again, and got on top of the dragons head with his katanas pulled out. "Now then, I need proof that I killed a dragon."

"Stop right there, MURDERER!" Twilight yelled like the awful movie she was as she and the rest of her friends, exept for Rarity who was trying to comfort Spike, ran up to Deadpool and gave him a very stern glare so that he would feel bad.

Despite their best glares, Deadpool did even feel like giving them a turd. "I have slain thou mighty beast and now for my reward!" Deadpool stabbed both of his katanas into the neck of the dead dragon and began to slice both ways downward untill he reached the bottom, fully decapitating the dragon.

The mane 6 gasped an unholy gasp while Deadpool proceeded to do a backflip off the dragons head, walked over to the nose, and began to drag it towards PonyTown.

"You. You. Monster!" Yelled Rarity as Deadpool dragged the dragon by her.

"Stop!" Twilight yelled, getting just a little bit Deadpool's attention as she ran and got up infront of him.

"Awww, that is so cute." Deadpool said as he picked her up like a baby and began to pet her mane. "Who's a cute little pony? You are, yes, you are."

Meanwhile, on Earth.

A brony with a tee-shirt that read 'Twilight is best pony' was aggressively staring at a TV in a store while zombies were eating people. "Come on! First, Flash Sentry, now this!" He then promptly committed suicide by swallowing his own fedora.

Meanwhile, where you just were a moment ago.

Twilight was at a loss for words as Deadpool pet her mane and made funny faces under his mask like he was holding a baby.

"You're so cute, you remind me of Mr. Shuggums." Deadpool said. "Damnit, now I miss him."

All of a sudden, a convenient portal appeared above Deadpool and Mr. Shuggums fell out of it, because I say so.

"Thanks, Coleyon! You're not completely useless!" Deadpool yelled into the air as he dropped Twilight and began to pet Mr. Shuggums. Mr. Shuggums proceeded to lick his master's face. "Red rocket, RED ROCKET!" Deadpool cried out, making his dog stop and sit.

"Hey!" Yelled Twilight while getting off the ground.

"Aaawwwww, are you sad that I stopped paying attention to-" Deadpool's sentence was cut short as two hooves of a surtain pony with a cowboy hat met the side of his head, knocking him out like a pussy.

Author's Note

Fuck a face, you waste of oxygen.