[Wha-What!? Did we just get knocked out from that!?]

{Yeah, what's so confusing about that?}

[Oh, I don't know, except the fact that we got knocked out from a pony kick!]

{I'm still not following.}

[Getting shot in the head only knocks us out for what? An hour? So how does a pony kick knock us out!?]

{Maybe we won't be out for long.}

[I really doubt that.]

Deadpool started to wake up.

[You did that on purpose.]

"Uuugggghhh... What the?" Deadpool said as he looked around to see Rainbow Dash and AppleJack dragging him by with their teeth.

"Oh no, he's awake!" Yelled Rainbow Dash after she dropped him and got into a fighting position.

"How is that possibly!? I bucked him in the side of the head!" AppleFuck yelled doing the same.

"How long have I been out?" Deadpool asked as he began to load his shotguns like the main 6 were not watching.

"Five minutes." Stated Twilight.

"Okay then, I guess if I stand here much longer you'll all try to knock me out again sooo." Deadpool finished by pointing the shotguns at the main 6. "Nighty night little po-" Before Deadpool could finish his sentence a hole was blasted into his chest from behind.

"That's for our friend!" Yelled the leader of the teenage dragons who was holding one of Deadpool's laser guns.

"Yeah!" Yelled the other one as he jumped in front of Deadpool, grabbed one of his handguns from it's holster, and put a bullet in his head.

The second Deadpool hit the ground the shotgun that was in his left hand went off and shot the dragon's foot off.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The dragon screamed as he held his footless leg.

The leader dragon sat there in shock for a moment, because he is retarded, then flew off as fast as he could. The mane six, on the other hand, were all either trying swallow their vomit or covering their eyes.

"I can't take this any more!" Rarity yelled as she ran home, hoping she would not have to see any more blood and gore. I then let out a sigh of relief, because Rarity is a terrible, terrible living organism. AppleJack said something, but I was not paying attention.

"BTW, Spike and Fluttershy went home, lol." Twilight said, trying to be cool and hip by talking like a white girl.

"W-Wha-... What's going on with his body?" Asked Rainbow Dash as she watched in awe while the hole in Deadpool's chest began to grow back together.

"Eeeeewww! He did something that involved biological science!" Said Pinkie Pie, who had been quite up until now. Pinkie then looked up into the sky like she was expecting something.

What?

"Oh it's just that lots of authors make jokes about me talking alot." Pinkie said to me.

Well that's rude.

"I know but I guess I do talk alot." Pinkie said alittle upset for being made fun of for that.

I promise Pinkie Pie that I will never make one of those jokes.

"Reeeeaaalllllly?" Pinkie asked, knowing that I am a lying, little shit.

Yeah.

"Pinkie Pie promise?" Pinkie asked.

Fuck, fine, cross my heart and hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye. Happy, you dick?

"Great!" Pinkie Pie said with a huge smile on her face. When Pinkie Pie looked back down all of her friends were staring at her with mass confusion.

"What?" Pinkie Pie asked.

Twilight shook her head before she spoke. "Ooooooookay then... Um?" Twilight then looked back to Deadpool to see him finish healing.

"How the hay did he do that!?" AppleFuck asked.

"Do you really think we know?" Rainbow Dash asked her clearly high friend.

"Ooo, ooooooo! Can we throw him a 'you-killed-a-dragon' party?!" Pinkie Pie asked.

"No, what we're going to do is take him to the PonyVille Prison, just like that green guy in the suit." Twilight said, as she began to levitate him.

"Wait, you could have just lavitated him?!" Asked Rainbow Dash as her and AppleJack both glared at their preposterously potential potat of a friend for having to drag him back to PonyTown.

"Heh heh, yeah I guess I could have." Twilight said with a nervous laugh.

"Wait, we can't take him to the P.P." Pinkie said.

"P.P.?" Twilight asked.

"Ponyville Prison silly." Pinkie said with a large smile.

"Oh, why not?" Twilight asked clearly confused.

"Because." Pinkie answered.

"Why?"

Because I say so, you impatient bitch.

Twilight pissed herself, due to the disembodied voice in the sky, before continuing."In that case we're taking him to Canterlot where Princess Celestia will-" Twilight stopped talking as a smell that was wonderful but at the same time unholy, like turkey bacon. "Do you all smell that?" She asked as she placed Deadpool down and dug through his pockets untill she found what seemed to be a large bent chip that had meat, cheese, and hot sauce in it. Twilight looked at a note that came with the the food and read it out loud. "Safe taco four latter when your hungeryer and if you our now injoy."

Twilight had a mini heart attack from the grammar before looking at the food, wondering what to do with it. All of a sudden, Pinkie swiped the taco out of Twilight's hooves and took a big bite out of it. "Mmmmmmm-" Pinkie stopped making the sound and spit out the taco. "Uggghhh that tastes unholy! Did I just sin in the name of Celestia?"

"Pinkie Pie ah think it's made outta... Meat." AppleJack said. She and everypony else dropped to the ground and began to pray the sin away.

"That's the last straw!" Twilight said lavitating Deadpool again. "He's going to jail!"

{Oh boy!}

"So... Twilight?" Pinkie asked her friend.

"Ugh, yes, Pinkie Pie?" Twilight asked.

"Are you absolutely, positively sure we can't throw him a 'you-killed-a-dragon' party?"Pinkie asked.

"Yes." Twilight said looking out the train window. "Now can we please just get to Canterlot without you giving me a migraine?"

Pinkie stared at Twilight with the hatred of a thousand tortured souls. "Please?" Pinkie asked.

"No."

"Please!?" Pinkie asked again.

"No, Pinkie Pie." Twilight answered.

"How about a 'welcome-to-prison' party?" Pinkie asked.

"PINKIE!!!" Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and AppleJack yelled at the same time.

"Heh heh heh, sorry." Pinkie said. "It's just that this trip is-"

"Boooooooooorrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggg!" Yelled a voice that they were hoping that they would not have to listen to again.

The four ponies all turned around and poked there heads out from there seats to see Our Anti-Hero with two grenades in each of his hands and a smile under his mask. "Nice to see you lovely ladies again. Now, who wants an explosive up the ass first?"

Author's Note

Ooo, ooo, I edit, ooo, ooo.