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My Little Mercenary, Friendship Makes Me Trigger Happy

by Chad
We know him as Deadpool. We see him as an insane mercenary who won't shut up. Now what would our pony friends do if he got stuck in their world and they had to put up with him and be against him at the same time? Well why don't ya find out?

When an author from a faraway land is bored and kinda horny, he forces Deadpool to to go to Equestria. Now, with tons of pussy to destroy, Deadpool must save the world from Princess Celestia before she becomes an illegal immigrant on Earth and takes over humanity.

Will he save the world? Will he smoke some dank kush? Will he rob a bank? Will he question his life choices? Will he fall in love? Will he- Okay just read the shit.

Incomplete
Random
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Human
Comedy
Adventure
Crossover
Sex
 
DMPSO

9849 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

9 Chapters:

  1. The Anti-Hero's Story Begins 2013-08-04 06:39:27 UTC
    1218
  2. Problem? 2013-08-05 07:25:32 UTC
    1020
  3. Boooooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggg!!! 2013-08-14 20:10:02 UTC
    1135
  4. Yep, this is one of those stories 2013-09-07 17:15:53 UTC
    1024
  5. HA!!! Bet you weren't expecting this! 2013-10-06 23:52:39 UTC
    1293
  6. And No Fucks Were Given That Day 2015-02-15 06:52:40 UTC
    1480
  7. Don't touch my penis 2015-11-11 22:46:53 UTC
    586
  8. (Side Quest) AppleJack's Dream To Be A Drug Lord: Part 1 2015-11-20 16:50:27 UTC
    505
  9. Crime is for Asians 2016-02-17 23:31:59 UTC
    1588