"Uh... Um..." Twilight made unsure noises while all of her friends joined her.

"Well?" Asked Deadpool, eager to blow the ponies up.

[Hey, I think we have a problem.]

"What do you mean 'problem'? I feel perfectly fine." Said Deadpool, making the ponies confused.

{We don't have all our guns}

"WHAT!?" Deadpool screamed as he began to search himself for more weapons. "MY BULLETS!!! WHERE ARE MY BULLETS?!"

"I know!" yelled Pinkie Pie.

"WHERE ARE MY BULLETS!!!... Um... AH HA! THE PINK ONE!" Screamed Deadpool making Pinkie giggle.

"My name's Pinkie Pie, actually. But if you want, you can call me The Pink One!" Pinkie said. And your weapons are-"

"Pinkie Pie!!!" Screamed her friends.

"Opps, heh heh. Sorry." Pinkie said with a nervous laugh.

Deadpool face palmed then got an idea "You know what? I won't kill you!" Deadpool yelled.

"YAHOO!!!" Screamed the all of the ponies.

"Just those three." Deadpool said as he pointed towards Twilight, AppleFuck, and Rainbow Dash.

"Wha- WHY!?" Asked Rainbow Dash as they all got out of the train seats they and backed away.

"Because you," He started by pointing at AppleJack. "Kicked me in the face with your... Uh... Oh yeah, hooves."

"Ya deserved it."

"Don't care. Moving on! You!" Deadpool screamed as he pointed dramatically at the bitch. "You helped the cowgirl here drag me!"

"And you want to murder me for it?" Rainbow Dash asked in a confuzzled way.

"Yep! And then there was you," Deadpool said as he looked at Twilight. "YOU! Took my weapons!"

"How? When? What!?" Asked Twilight, very confused at how he knew all of this.

"Now then! Since you four... I'm guessing the yellow and white one went home... Weren't smart enough to take my grenades and bombs! I will kill you and take The Pink One with me and she will be my best friend!"

{I thought I was your best friend.}

[We're his subconscious. We can't be his friend, we're the same person!]

{You can be friends with yourself!}

[Well we are already insane so I guess it could work.]

"Would you two shut the hell up!" Yelled Deadpool, once again confusing the ponies even more.

"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO!?!?!?" Screamed a very fed up Twilight.

"How rude! I only wanted you to love me!!!" Deadpool spouted, making Twilight blush while angry at him making this even more confusing than it was to the point that someone would say 'fuck this'... But she did not.

"Anyways," Our anti-hero said as he pulled the pin on a grenade. "Later, niggas." Deadpool threw the grenade on the ground and then quickly picked up Pinkie Pie. "Come Pink One! AWAY!!!" Deadpool screamed as he tried to teleport away. But his shit was fucked, so it did not work.

Deadpool eyed his teleporting machine as it made noises and then did not do anything. "Well that's fucking gr-" Deadpool started to say, but was cut off by being blown out the window due to the grenade deciding that it did not like him.

[Nice going.]

"Hey, it's not my fault!" Deadpool yelled as he got up off the ground. "Where's the pink one?" Deadpool asked himself as he looked around.

(You see, this is the point where my old writing skills drove me completely mad. I am to mentally broken to fix the rest of this. Enjoy the shit stains until you get to the part where I got good at writing.)

{She slipped out of your grip while you were playing with your belt.}

"Where is she now?" Asked Deadpool as he watch the train come to a stop and fall on its side near a cliff's edge.

"Oh no! There are ponies on that train!" Screamed Twilight as she and her friends ran by Deadpool.

"How did you all get off?" Asked Deadpool.

"Twilight Teleported us off while you weren't looking." Pinkie yelled back as they ran towards the train.

[Should we help them?]

{Why?}

[They could use some help.}

{Take another look buddy.}

Twilight then began to make struggling noises as her horn lit up.

"What the hell is she doing?" Deadpool asked to no one as he walked up behind them.

Twilight then levitated the train up into the air and set it right side up on the edge of the cliff due to her using to much magic and getting tired.

"Holy lizard penis, that's cool!" Yelled Deadpool getting a weird look from the ponies. Before anyone or pony could think of what to say next, Mr. Shuggums jumped out of the train with a sack of something with him. "Hey there doggy! What ya there?" Deadpool asked as Mr. Shuggums ran up to him. Deadpool reached inside the sack and pulled out his katanas. Deadpool smiled under his mask as he put the swords on his back then pulled out all of his guns and stored them away on his body for later use.

"Hey!" Yelled Twilight as she walked up to him. "I won't let you-"

"BANG!!!!!!" Screamed Deadpool as he shot at her hooves with one of his handguns. "Now then, what's this?" Deadpool put his pistol away and reached into the sack to find the last thing in there... an RPG.

"Where in the land of Equestria did that come from!?" Twilight screamed as she backed away from the large death-machine.

"Don't know!" Deadpool Yelled.

{Don't care.}

[We're just gonna go with it!!!]

Deadpool shot the RPG at the ponies.

"DUCK!!!" Screamed Twilight as they all fell to the ground allowing the missile to go over them.

*BOOOOOOM*

Everypony turned around as the train went up in flames with screams being heard as it flew off the side of the cliff.
The ponies turned back to Deadpool with completely horrified looks on their faces.

"Looks like it's gonna be one of those stories." Said Deadpool has tons of Royal Canterlot guards, who were pegasi ,landed at the area and surrounded The merc with a mouth.

Author's Note

Yus!
New chapter completed!
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter!
This has been Coley-on-5!!!!!