[Was that the best idea?]

{Of course it was! That was awesome!!!}

[You idiot! We just murdered most likely 80 ponies!!!]

"Well... you know I didn't even mean to do that!" Yelled Deadpool as the royal guards got closer ready to throw their spears at any sign of trouble. "I swear I only wanted to murder those three but then the pink one and me um.. friends... and then... THEY FUCKING DODGED A MISSILE!!!!!"

[We're not getting out of this that easily.]

{Maybe there's something else in the sack.}

"Hey, that's a great idea!" Deadpool said as he began to search through the sack Mr. Shuggums had brought him. "No, no, no," Deadpool said as he threw a rubber duck, a cooked duck, and a real live duck over his shoulder. "YES!!!" Screamed Deadpool as he pulled out a mini-gun making Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack scream and run into the tunnel that led to Canterlot.

Deadpool then swung the mini-gun over his shoulder and began to aim at the guards. "Hello there! My name is Wade Wilson, but you can call me Deadpool."

One of the guards stepped forth and began to speak. "We don't care what your name is! You have to come with us or-" Before the guard could finish his sentence he was filled with bullets by none other than Deadpool.

"NNNNNOPE!!!!" Screamed Deadpool after the guard had fallen to the ground Dead. "YOUR LAW DOESN'T APPLY TO ME!!!!!" All the royal guards readied their spears but, of course, Deadpool was already cocked and loaded. Deadpool began to shoot all over the place killing everything within 50 feet of him. "YOOOLLLLLLLOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Screamed Deadpool.

"TAKE HIM DOWN!!!" Screamed one of the guards as they threw their spears at Deadpool. Most of the spears missed but one was able to go into his chest and through his lungs.

{*Cough cough* *sputter* *gag* C-can't... lungs, *cough* breath.}

[One, your a subconscious so you don't need air. Two, are you forgetting something?]

Deadpool used his free hand to pull the spear out of his chest. "HA! Do that again! I don't think it made this any harder for me!" Deadpool yelled. He then returned to filling the guards with bullets.

[Should we really be killing them?

{Why not?}

[Well we are the ones who murdered all those pony folk.]

"Yeah I really don't care, they now want us dead sooooooo..." Deadpool said as he finished killing the last royal guard. "Let's finish this!" Deadpool then dropped the empty mini-gun on the ground and began to walk into the dark tunnel that led to Canterlot. "Ooooooooo, scary!" He joked to himself.

{Hey, are we gonna kill all the ponies? Because I really like the pink one.}

[We could just kill the ones that try to stop us.]

"Yeah, let's do that." Deadpool said as he reached the end of the tunnel to see Canterlot. "And when we get to that palace, we kill what ever kind of king and or queen there is so they'll know we mean business."

Far ahead of Deadpool there was a large army of royal guards sealing the gates shut and preparing for battle.

[I think we need some help with this.]

{Why would we need help?}

[Meh, beats me, I just thought it would be more interesting if we had a helping hand.]

"Yeah, but who the hell around here is going to help us?" Deadpool said just as a portal appeared right next to him spitting out none other that Cable. "Summers! What the fuck are you doing here buddy!?" Deadpool said happily as Cable picked himself up.

"Deadpool!? W-wait! What the hell just!?" Cable said looking around very confused.

"Beats me, all I know is that ever since that mutant zombie thing smashed my belt portals have been opening causing things to appear out of no where." Deadpool said. "Hey by the way, how's the whole zombie apocalypse going?"

"That doesn't matter any more! What matters now is fixing your belt before more chaos ensues!" Cable yelled at Deadpool as he looked at the belt. "Maybe if we-" Cable began to say before a spear nearly took his head off. "What the hell!?"

"Fuck my belt for now! Right now we need to kick some noobs in the ass!" Deadpool yelled as he pulled out his pair of sawed-off shotguns and handed them to Cable who didn't have a weapon before. Deadpool gave all of his shotgun shells to Cable as well. "Now let's do this!" Deadpool pulled his semi-automatic handguns from their holsters and ran at the gate firing like hell at his targets while Cable followed at his own pace doing the same.

"Holy cupcakes! What kind of weapons are they using!?" One guard yelled to his companions.

"How the hoof should I know!? Just keep them from getting in the city limits!" Yelled another as he threw a spear at Cable who jumped to the side just in time.

{HAHAHA HAAAAAA!!! Did you here that!?}

[Holy cupcakes? How the hoof? HA HA!!! Oh man, what next? What the buck? HAHAHA!!!]

{HAHAHA!!! Yeah! I can tell this is going to be really fun!}

Deadpool was laughing to, but since the guards didn't know what was going on in his head, they were completely freaked out by this mad man.

Deadpool stopped running and began to aim down the iron sights of his handguns. "BANG!!!" Deadpool yelled as he shot one guard in the head before he could throw the spear he was holding in his hooves. "BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!" Deadpool yelled out again as he shot four more guards and missed one.

"It's standing still! GET IT!!!" Screamed a royal guard as he readied his spear and of course Deadpool saw this.

"NOT TO DAY!!!!!" Deadpool screamed as he stuck his handguns in their holsters in one second flat and pulled out two grenades from his pockets and pulled the pins. Deadpool threw one grenade at the gate causing it to blow open, but before he could throw the other towards the guards, the one guard who had alerted him had thrown his spear and hit Deadpool in the foot. "What the!?" Deadpool yelled as he fell onto his back. He laid there for a moment almost clueless then his eyes went wide as he remembered what was in his hand. "AHHHHHH!!!" Deadpool screamed as he threw it. The grenade blew up in mid air not hitting or hurting anything. All it did was stun the guards causing them to cover their eyes.

"Wade!" Yelled Cable as he ripped the spear out of Deadpool's foot. "Get off your ass now and lets finish these pony things!"

"OH!!! By the way." Deadpool said as he got up. "Try not to kill them all or the bronies will leave rude comments on this story."

"Um... who?" Cable asked.

"Doesn't matter! Come on let's go!" Deadpool yelled as they ran through the gates of the large royal city determined to wipe out the royal guards and make their leader bite the dust. But, they didn't know that their was and unfriendly powerful draconequus who was also known as the god of chaos who was determined to team up with Deadpool and turn Equestria into the most chaotic place in the universe.

"And if you don't want to help me," He said to himself. "That will be just fine, because you've already set me free and are now taking care of my biggest problems."

Author's Note

For those of you who are thinking this isn't what the description is like, just be patient, because this story will go on for awhile.
This has been Coley-on-5!!!!!