When you work with the Princesses on a day to day basis like these two guards do, you hear things. And you see things. Maybe, you start to infer things about their Royal Highnesses, as well. With just a little help from the coworkers to feed your suspicions and bounce your baseless hearsay off of, and you really can get the rumor mill really flying.

(Rated mature/sex due to language and sexual subject matter, but contains no explicit sexual encounters. Written for the Futa Friday prompt for September 20th.)