113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

Special Guest Author defender2222: Equestria/The Ocean

“My darling, what is it?” the ocean on its eastern border asked, reaching over to gently crease her sand-colored… uh… sand.

“My love… please don’t hate me but… I have to be honest,” Equestria said nervously.

“What is it?” the ocean asked.

“I… I have ponies.”

The ocean instantly began to retreat as fast as possible.

“Please, don’t go! I bought the special comb and everything! I’ll be able to get rid of them!”

The ocean decided it would be a good time for a low tide.

“… you might want to get yourself tested!” Equestria called out.