113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

“Honey, what do you think of this?” your lover whispered, trotting into the bedroom wearing a sexy piece of underwear.

You, however, were too busy to notice, as your muzzle was pressed to a computer screen. “Oh Goddess, only a few more days till the next episode…”

“Are you seriously ignoring me to watch My Little Human?”

“No,” you said dryly. “I am reading a fanfic about those people while I wait for the next episode.”

“…I’m going to go sleep in the bathtub,” your spouse complained.

“I use to wonder what friendship could be…” you sung to yourself.