This is the real deal story.

A colossal beast, worshipped as gods in ancient Equestria, slept for over a million years, but now the beasts have awoken from their slumber and are hungry. The beast now hunts anything that makes any noise, no matter what it is, and it will rule again. Thing is, this beast is known as … a Graboid and they don't rule over anything, they eat and they are also d-u-m-b dumb. It is up to the main six and Luna to stop them.