If you're reading this, then you realized that my sanity, as well as my friend's, David Fernandez, has gone straight in the shitter.

Hi, my name's Nick Österreicher. (It's German so don't criticize me!) My friend David and I are in the army, more specifically, the 27th Artillery Regiment.

We were on a basic mission in Northern Afghanistan providing covering fire for a team sent to take out a high value target. It would be expected that the shit hit the fan when our equipment decided to make a run into town without human assistance.

Typical right?

Nope…

Neither is ending up in a world filled with a ponies.

A brony's frigging paradise.

God please helps us.

P.S. I'm not sure exactly who made the cover art, but I gotta say it's bitchin'. Good job who ever you are and the credit for such a great work of art goes to you completely.