What If 1: Lewis and Simon Went to Equestria?

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              "What's going on?" Simon asked.

              "I don't know what you mean," Lewis said, not up from his work, "You'll have to be more specific."

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Twilight flipped the pages of her book.

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              "I mean with..." Simon sighed, before continuing, "You treat me like I'm some kind of... antagonist!!! WHY?!!!! What did I do, Lewis?!!! You have to tell me if I'm going to do better!!!! It DOESN'T help you, one bit!!!! What's going on?!!"

              "YOU did nothing, Simon," Lewis said, glaring, "Those who I am angry with, DIED along with somebody rather close to me!!! And in all honesty, you remind me too much of him!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE HIM?!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE HIS EXACT CLONE, SIMON?!!!! WHY COULDN'T YOU BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT?!!!! IN FACT, WHY COULDN'T YOU BE NOTHING LIKE HIM?!!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE YOU?!!!!"

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The lavender alicorn leaned back in her seat, while taking a sip of a warm cup of coffee.

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              "I-I" he stuttered.

              "TELL ME, SIMON!!!!!" Lewis looked to be on the edge of crying. He had risen from his chair, taken a few steps toward the dwarf, and now stood in a menacing position, as if he were about to pounce on him. "WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME SO ANGRY?!!!! WHY?!!!! WHY?!!!! I THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP, BUT IT DIDN'T!!!! YOU ARE NOT HIM," Lewis banged his fist on the table, causing several chemicals to fall over and mix together, "AND YOU NEVER WILL BE!!!!!"

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She could still taste the warm beverage on her lips, as she yawned from her lack of sleep. I guess alicorn's need rest as well.

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              "L-Lewis, the chemicals!!!!" Simon exclaimed, seeing the process start up.

              "FUCK THE CHEMICALS!!!!!" Lewis yelled, in a rare fit of rage, "THEY MEAN NOTHING RIGHT NOW!!!! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HE WOULD HAVE DONE!!!! MENTION SOMETHING COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT!!! WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE ORI-" He was cut off by a sudden wind, pulling him backwards.

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Twilight's eyelids were growing heavy.

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               "I tried to warn you!!!!" the dwarf said, annoyed, "BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!!!!!"

               "ME?!!!!" Lewis questioned, "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE ME KNOCK THEM OVER!!!!"

               "YOU'RE AN IDIOT, LEWIS!!!!" Simon would normally never say something like that, but he was made of pure anger right then and there.

               "LOOK WHO'S TALKING, DWARF!!!!" the same went for Lewis.

               "I HATE YOU!!!!" they both said simultaneously.

               Then they were dragged through the portal.

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               Lewis awoke in a field, and he could instantly tell things were different with his body. He felt new limbs on his back, and missing ones. He looked at his hand, and gasped. It was missing fingers, and was now red. He stood up in a flash, only to fall over. He wasn't bipedal anymore, that's for sure. He switch to four legs, and looked at his back. A pair of wings. Good thing Sunshine of Israpony happened, or else he would have no idea he was a pony. The wings were new, though.

                Suddenly, a voice behind him said, "Hi!!! I'm Pinkie Pie!!!"