What If 1: Lewis and Simon Went to Equestria?

            "Hi!! I'm Pinkie Pie!!" the pink pony said, "You're new, so that means I don't know your name!! And if I don't know your name, I can't throw you a party!!! SOOOOOOOoooo, what'syourname?!!!"

            "I'm... Lewis," he said, a bit shocked, "But, only one person called me that. I would prefer Xephos."

            "Those names aren't even close to each other," Pinkie said, "BUT WHO AM I TO QUESTION REALITY?!!!! COME ON, LET'S GO TO PONYVILLE!!!!"

            "But I-" Xephos started to say, but Pinkie was already dragging him towards what he guessed was the town she had just mentioned. Great. How was he going to find Simon?

            Was it possible his... friend, was even in this dimension? Was it possible he was in some different one, far away? How would Lewis ever find him, again? His thoughts shifted to their argument. Had he meant it? The "You're too much like him" or the "I hate you" could just have been anger he needed to take out, and... he had just been the first person to come across him, and receive this unfair judgement, and ridicule, right? But, alas, that was not the case. Lewis really did resent him, for not being, well, him. It was a complicated process. Did he really think he would toss away one, and  immediately buddy up with another?

            "Of course you didn't, silly!!!" Pinkie exclaimed, "You probably weren't thinking about... whatever!!!"

            "H-how did you..." Lewis asked, astonished, "I didn't..."

            "PINKIE SENSE!!!! she smiled, before giggling a bit, "Don't worry, your secret's safe with me!!! Anyways, why wouldn't you think your friend's name?"

            "What?" he was still very confused.

            "DUH!!!!" Pinkie said, as if it were obvious, "You kept... avoiding his name!!! As if it would hurt you!!! Why?!!"

            "I-I guess I'm just a bit angry, is all," Lewis said, "I mean, not at him, but at him at the same time. It's complicated..."

            "Well, I don't know how you Minecraftians work," Pinkie said, "But we ponies believe in honesty, 'specially my friend- OOPS, I MEANT COUSIN!!!- Applejack!!!"

             "Okay, your 'Pinkie Sense' is starting to scare me," he backed away from the pink party pony.

             "I get that sometimes," Pinkie sighed, "Once it got really out of hand with my friend, Twilight."

             "Really?" he asked, "What happened?"

             Pinkie all too happily said, "She hooked me up to these weird machines, and followed me around. It was weird, but I pretended not to notice!!! Until I may have sorta accidentally told somebody I knew while she was able to hear. Anyway, WELCOME TO PONYVILLE!!!!"

              Lewis looked at all the technicolor ponies, either trotting or flying. Some were going fast, and some were going slow. Some sold items, and some bought. Long story short, they were all doing a variety of things.

              "Can I call you 'LX'?!!" Pinkie asked him.

              "Um, what?" Lewis was a little swarmed by the crowd, but not enough to make him run away. He hated crowds.

              "Well, you said only one person calls you 'Lewis'," Pinkie said, "And I want to call you that, but you said I should call you Xephos, so I combined them to make LX!!!!"

               "Sure..." Xephos said, trying to find a face in the crowd.

               "Come on, LX!!!" Pinkie exclaimed suddenly, grabbing his hoof and running, "Let's go see my friend, Twilight!!!"

               As the newly dubbed LX was dragged by his new friend, he met eyes with a pony, who looked rather familiar.