After finding all of her friends too busy to spend time with her, Pinkie toys around in her lab and makes a fantastic discovery.
Where will her discovery take her?
What kinds of new and exciting friends will she make?
Who's that peculiar new mare with the blank flank?
Why are there so many questions in this description?
WHAT AM I NOT TELLING YOU?!

Find out in WINTER WRA—wait no—PINKAMENA PIE'S INFALLIBLE CURE-ALL!!!

(Rated mature for drugs and some fairly violent themes)
(Shameless clop is a probable addition, but chapters including will be clearly marked and omittable)