I could have sent her back...

Dear Diary,

My name is Rainbow Dash, and this would be my first entry. Not really sure what I should put here, but the big man went through all the trouble to pick me up this diary from the local market, so, I figure I should write something.

I just call him "big man" because for some reason he still refuses to tell me his name, for some reason. I don't think I've ever seen anypony be so secretive, especially towards somepony that they claim to care about.

Whenever I ask, he always just tells me his name is "daddy." I may be young, but I think I'm old enough to know when somepony's pulling my tail. At least I think I do. Huh... Maybe I was living with those rats in the alley for longer than I thought, or maybe I'm some sort of zombie pony with memories from a past life. I unno.

(NOTE TO SELF: That would make a totally radical idea for a Daring Do book! A reanimated zombie pony, who was a treasure hunter in his past life, must team up with Daring Do to help her find the Scepter of Infinite Wisdom before it falls into the clutches of the evil Ahuizotl! I am SO writing that!)

And another thing, I am sick to death of salad. I'm gonna ask the big man if he can get me some nice daffodils, or maybe some kind of burger with rat meat. Strangely enough, I didn't even know I liked rat meat until... well, I dunno. But it's so tasty! I can't wait to sink my teeth into another one of those!

Ah horseapples, I think I just drooled on the paper. I think I'd better cut this entry short before I end up ruining it.