Ponies have wondered, "Whatever happened to Star Swirl, the Bearded?"

People have wondered, "Hmm, did I leave the oven on? No? Okay then." Needless to say, people don't believe in fairy-tales.

But what if that famous mage Star Swirl was real? Or that other one--what's his name? Oh yeah!--Merlin?

Well, if either were real, and if they did all myth says they did, then something like this might happen.

Warning: Contains gratuitous language and Adult themes.

Takes place in YHaY-verse, is in NO way a part of the canonical storyline

AN: The Prologue is very silly, but it only partially sets the mood, this is NOT a crack fic.