Chapters OW! My eyes! Damn! Stupid sun.
I opened my eyes to see a forest. This doesn't look like my pack's nest.
"Trisha! Mary? Lilly?" I called, trying to break the silence.
I growled, showing my fangs as I saw a bush move. Only to see a small mammal run out. I growled, and saw it run off.
"Bitch." I muttered, only to turn-
OW! My snout!
I looked up to see a...dinosaur?
Well, it looks like a dinosaur, but it has wings. It was a biped, had scales, but with two strange mounds on her chest.
"Are you lost, hatchling?" She asked, her voice wasn't all that deep.
"I'm not a hatchling." I growled out, ready to defend myself. I was about five feet tall, a male, Tyrannosaurid. My kind is called Gorgosaurus.
"Well, you look like a overgrown hatchling." She said, growling.
"Well, you're the weirdest dinosaur I've ever seen." I said. Why is she laughing?
"I'm a dragon, not a dino-watsyamacallit." She said, then looked at me with weird eyes. "Though, it has been a long time since I had a strange mate."
"How about we walk away and say we did." I suggested, stepping away from her.
She growled, and flared her wings out. She may have been a snout taller, but she didn't want to let a Gorgosaurus get away. I did the only thing someone like me in this scenario. RUN!
I turned tail, crashing through the bushes. I hit a small, making it fall over.
I looked behind me-wait.
Where is she?
I looked up to see a sign stuck to a tree .
EVERFREE FOREST
Where am I?
GRRR!
I turned around to see a serpent with multiple heads. It was about my size, but, it was looking at me hungrily.
I growled, but it hissed. It's four heads attacked at once, but I sidestepped, making them hit the tree. I stepped one of the necks, crushing it. The other three let out a silent scream.
I roared, and bit onto the neck I was crushing, then snapped it. I felt a sharp pain on my side, and saw the serpent use it's tail to hit me. I roared again, and bit the tail, ripping it off.
I then spit out the tail, and growl. The other head opened their jaws, then tried to attack me. I roared in pain as one bit into my leg. I slashed it with my two, short two clawed hands, leaving a scar. It then stepped back, making me roar.
It then turned around, disappearing into the forest. I looked at where the serpent bit me, only to see some purple liquid run down it.
Dots swam in my vision, making me shake my head. I tried to walk, only to stumble.
"Mommy? Why do I see a strange biped with pink hair?" I asked, slurring a little.
Look, pretty rainbows!
THUNK
Fluttershy was making some lunch, like she did everyday.
Her pink hair went past her shoulders, but not past her shoulder blade. She wore a green shirt, with black skinny jeans. Her blue eyes darting left and right, hoping everything was ready. Her D-cup breasts were hidden under her shirt. Two yellow, angel like wings fluttered a bit.
Her bunny, named Angel, thumped his foot against the floor, trying to catch her attention.
However, Fluttershy was thinking about her Drake-friend, Spike. She sighed dreamily, until a carrot hit her head, breaking her out of her thoughts.
"What is it, Angel?" Fluttershy asked, in her usual timid voice.
Suddenly, a roar interrupted Angel, making Fluttershy jump in fright.
"What was that?" Fluttershy asked, stepping outside.
She suddenly saw a strange animal. It was about five feet and eight inches tall. It had two short arms, with two claws on both arms. It had a tail, and was pretty easy to see with it's different colors. It was reptilian, but was acting odd.
Fluttershy gasped when she saw a Hydra bite on it's leg. It was evident that it had poisoned it.
It growled a few times, then fell to the ground.
She quickly ran inside, leaving the strange creature outside. Angel hopped next to it, and tapped it a few times, since he saw the creature earlier.
Fluttershy came back out, and held a strange flower in her hand. She quickly walked to the creature, and squeezed the flower over it's wound.
"You'll be alright. What's your name?" Fluttershy said, seeing the creature open it's eye.
"P...Prophet." It replied faintly back, before passing out again.
"Prophet." Fluttershy repeated, a bit confused.
Angel's stomach growled, making Fluttershy giggle.
"Let's make lunch." Fluttershy said, going back inside.
I opened my eyes to see a strange bird in front of me. It had a sharp beak, and talons, suggesting it ate meat.
I got up, shaking my head. I looked at my wound to see a strange white...what ever it was.
"You should take it easy, mate. You took quite a beating." The bird said, stepping back.
"Piss off." I said, not in the mood.
"No one talks to a eagle like that! Let's see what you can do, dagger teeth." The 'eagle' said, clawing at the ground.
"I will pick my teeth with your bones." I challenged, my patience wearing thin.
"Let's see you try, baby arms !"
No one makes fun of the arms! I opened my jaws, and loomed over him, ready for a snack, but a vegetable hit my snout, catching my attention. The small mammal from earlier stood there.
"Knock it off you two!" He said, looking at me, then the feathered bastard. "Psycho, what did Fluttershy tell you about picking fights?"
"Not to." 'Psycho' growled out, then looked at me. "Next time, the bunny won't hold me back."
"Any time, anywhere, feather brain." I snorted, seeing him walk away.
The bunny sighed. "You'll have to excuse Psycho. He's going through some problems right now."
"Don't worry. I did kind of start that." I said, glancing at Psycho.
"My name's Angel." The bunny introduced himself.
"They call me...Prophet." I said, smiling.
I stared at the strange biped. She has pink, long fur that led down to her shoulders. She had blue eyes, and two fleshy mounds on her chest. I looked her up and down. She was almost as tall as me, making me snort in amusement.
"So..." Angel started, looking at me. "What so you think?"
I looked at Angel, then back to Fluttershy. "Honestly, I thought she'd be bigger. And less of..." I looked her up and down again. "...This."
"Did you expect a dragon?" Angel asked, looking at Fluttershy.
"I expected a mammal, maybe even a Pachyrhinosaurus. But this...not at all what I expected."
Angel shrugged. "Well, she may not be what you expected, but she's nice when you get to know her."
I then looked at her, then stepped forward sniffing her. I snorted again, then growled when she lifted her hand. I calmed down when she put it on my snout, rubbing it. I licked her palm, then walked around her, going in the strange structure.
'Don't move, and he won't see you!' Fluttershy told herself, seeing the large creature in front of her.
Angel made a few noises, making the creature look at him. It snorted, and growled. It glanced at her, sizing her up, before looking at Angel again, giving a shorter growl.
They continued for a few a few minutes, before the creature called Prophet look at her, then sniff her a few times.
It growled when she lifted her hand, only to pet his snout. It nuzzled her hand, then licked her palm, before walking inside.
When Prophet was gone, Fluttershy grabbed Angel, and squeezed him tightly.
"Angel, I thought he was going to eat you!" She said, on the brink of tears.
A paw smacked her, snapping her out of it. Angel gave her a unamused stare.
"Sorry." Fluttershy said, putting the rabbit down.
He dusted himself off, then made a few arm movements, 'Calm down. He won't eat you.'
"He won't?" Fluttershy asked, then got smacked lightly, instead of hard.
'He won't. Now, go introduce yourself.' Angel 'said', hopping inside, Fluttershy following.
I was lying down, my jaws opened, like a crocodile. Some small birds flew in my mouth, picking the flesh off my teeth. Angel hopped through, making me smile.
The one called Fluttershy came in, making me growl.
The birds flew out, making my jaws close. My forest green eyes met her blue ones.
Her cheeks reddened, making me snort.
"Hi. My name's Fluttershy." She said, making me set my jaw.
Fluttershy. Fit her well. Considering she's shy and has wings.
"I can't tell if she's shy or embarrassed." I said, looking at Angel.
"A little bit of both. Considering she has reptilian for a mate, and your colors fit his." Angel explained, snickering.
I chuckled in amusement. "That explains quite a bit."
A growl escaped from my stomach, making Angel laugh.
"Looks like Prophet forgot to eat." Angel said, but silenced quickly when a growl escaped from his stomach.
I gave a deep, rumbling laugh, making Angel's cheeks turn pink.
"I'm not the only one. Looks like we both need a meal." I looked over to see a strange round metal held by Fluttershy. She placed it in front of me, with a face to face meeting with my nemesis: plants!
I growled unhappily, but saw Fluttershy give a bowl of meat to me.
I'm guessing she wanted to test if I'm a omnivore.
I then grabbed the bowl with my tail, pulling it to me, and plunged my snout into the meat. I ripped off a piece, and swallowed it whole. I then started to chew on the bone, breaking it with my jaws and teeth.
I lifted my face to see Fluttershy turn green, and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. Angel shrugged, and chewed on a vegetable, one the looked like the vegetable he threw at me earlier.
I then dug in, blood splattering across my muzzle as I tore the meat up, devouring it easily.
I licked my 'lips', and chewed on a bone, hearing and feeling it crunch in my jaws felt delightful.
I burped, then smiled, feeling full.
"Satisfied?" Angel asked, looking at me.
"Very." I said, smiling.
I looked at Fluttershy, watching as she put on a swimming suit. A strange mark on her thigh. It had three insects on it, making me snort. I then looked at the pond, seeing a alligator sun bathing.
I growled happily, feeling the sun warm me up.
"What are you doing?" I asked, seeing Angel sit on a miniature chair.
I saw him grab out a book, and smile. "It's called relaxing."
I opened my jaws, letting some small birds pick at my teeth. A weird gasp made me look up to see three little girls staring at me. I gave a crocodilian like hiss, making them jump back.
"What is that thang?" One asked, with red fur and a red cloth in her hair.
"I dunno." Another answered, having a very darkish pink fur.
"You think it's a dragon?" Another asked, with a mix of pink, purple, and white fur on her head.
Well, this is going to be a long fucking day.
Fluttershy glanced at the young females, and smiled. "Girls, don't bother Prophet. He's new here."
They ignored her, and stepped around me.
"It don't look like any dragon Ah've ever seen." The red furred one said.
"Maybe it's a crocodile." The sweet sounding one said.
"Maybe it's a mutant." The last one said, earning a glance of annoyance by me. "Well. Look at it's arms."
"They're like some kind of baby arms." The sweet one said, making a 'aww' type of sound.
I stood up, towering over them. I gave another crocodilian hiss, and walked towards the pond. I then plopped down on the sandy bank, and opened my jaws, letting the birds do their work.
I felt a weight on my back, and looked back to see the one with the red bow on my back.
"Giddy up!" She said, making me snort in amusement.
I instead gave her face a long slow lick.
The tanned one laughed, along with the sweet one. I gave a deep, rumbling chuckle, shaking the female on my back.
Fluttershy helped the southern one off my back, making me look at the water. A small, baby alligator swam towards me. It gave me a chirping call, making me growl.
I opened my jaws, and let the hatchling crawl in.
The three screamed, and I looked at them, shutting my jaws.
"He ate the alligator baby!" The sweet one said, pointing at me.
I opened my jaws to show the hatchling completely unharmed. They calmed down, then I dropped the baby back in the water, letting it swim away.
"CUTIE MARK DRAGON TRAINERS, YAY!"
GOD DAMMIT! My ears! Son of a bitch!
I felt something grab my jaws, then something grabbed my midsection, then something grabbed my tail.
I stood up, making the three females drop. I stood over them, and opened my jaws, ready to eat.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders watched in terror as the creature named Prophet opened his jaws.
They closed their eyes, waiting for pain to signal their deaths.
When nothing came, they opened their eyes to see Fluttershy-
Hugging Prophet?
His forest green eyes showed calm. His eyes, which were slits, went back to their rounded pupils.
Prophet growled happily, making Fluttershy giggle. He nuzzled her, and licked her face, making her hair slick upwards.
"Thanks Fluttershy!" Sweetie Belle said.
"Yeah, thanks for saving us from that monster!" Scootaloo said, earning a death glare from Prophet.
Apple Bloom stretched her hand out, near Prophet's snout.
Prophet opened his maw, making the girls think he would eat her hand.
Instead, he licked her palm, making AB giggle. Prophet then nuzzled AB's cheek, making Scootaloo give a fake gag, while Sweetie made a 'd'awwwww'.
He then snorted, and plopped down on the sandy bank. Prophet then opened his jaws, letting the birds pick at his teeth.
Bloody ankle biters.
"Angel, why are you laughing?" I asked, seeing the rabbit laugh.
"Nothing. Just-pffft hahahaha!" Angel said, before aomething dropped on his nose.
He then gasped, and ran.
What's his problem?
A drop of water hit my nose, and I looked up to see rainbow fur, and a strange metal cylinder holding water.
I looked down at Flutters, then got up. I pushed her out of the way, but icy cold water hit my head. I shivered, then looked up to see a tan mammal, with rainbow fur on her head.
I roared, and slammed into the tree. The rainbow furred one fell down.
Rainbow Dash landed on something wet and scaly, only to look up and see the snout of Prophet
He growled angrily, and shook her off. She fell to the ground, her wings hitting the ground before the rest of her.
She looked up to see Prophet glaring down at her.
"What in Tartarus is that thing?!" RD asked, backing away.
Prophet growled a few times, as to say 'fuck you too, bitch'.
"Fuck you too, bitch!" I said, making a crocodilian hiss. I opened my maw, ready to taste blood.
Suddenly, a rolled up newspaper hit my snout. I looked to see Fluttershy holding the newspaper.
OW! MY SNOUT!
I whimpered in pain as she whipped my snout.
I growled again, only to feel the newspaper hit my snout. I hissed angrily, only to back off as she lifted the newspaper a little.
I stood behind the one that smelt of apples. I nuzzled her again, making her giggle. She put a palm on my head, and scratched.
DEAR GOD! That feels so goooooOOOOOoood!
My left foot hit the ground repeatedly. And my tongue lolled out of my mouth.
Damn, that feels good.
I opened my eyes to see Rainbow glancing at me every now and then. I gave a snort, then looked at Apple Bloom.
"Okay Apple Bloom. Truth or dare?" Sweetie asked, making me yawn.
"Ah reckon...dare." AB said, smiling.
"I dare you to..." Sweetie looked around the room before her eyes settled on me. "Kiss Prophet's nose!"
I glanced at AB, confused. What in the fuck is a kiss. I lifted my head up, so I was eye level with the sitting AB.
She gave a quick 'kiss' on my snout. I wiggled my snout a few times.
That was weird. I wiggled my snout a little, then glanced at the laughing girls. "You mammals are weird." I said, before a cough caught my attention. I glanced to see Angel.
Oh, he is a mammal.
"Well, most of you are weird." I added, making Angel smile.
I heard a chittering noise, and looked up to see the bird sitting over me.
"You bloody reptile! I'll have you know some of us gain respect!" Psycho said, giving off a growl.
"Well, considering you're a national animal, I think you didn't earn respect." Angel said, laughing.
Psycho landed in front of Angel and licked his beak.
"I know what I'll have for dinner tonight." Psycho said, glaring at the bunny.
My foot landed in between them, and I gave a hiss, scaring Psycho.
"Piss off, feather fuck!" I growled, making him flutter up to his perch.
"Bloody reptile."
"Dick licker." I responded. Before plopping down. I looked around. "Where's ya go Angel?"
"Get this thing off of me!" Angel's muffled voice came from my stomach.
I got up, seeing the mammal crawl out, gasping for air.
"Oops."
"I don't trust that thing !" Rainbow said, glancing at the creature. "It doesn't sit well with me."
"He ." Fluttershy corrected, smiling.
"Whatever." Rainbow said, glancing at the creature nervously.
"Are you afraid of him?" Fluttershy asked, worry carved in her voice.
"Me? Afraid? HA!" Rainbow snorted, before jumping in her seat when the creature gave off a reptilian hiss.
"I could tell him to move. I mean, if he wants to." Fluttershy said, before she hid behind her hair.
"Please, I don't want him to-"
"SQUEEE!" Sweetie squee'd.
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy looked to see Apple Bloom hugging the creature. The creature licked her face, making her hair slick up.
Scootaloo made a gagging sound, before the beast licked her, making her hair slick up as well.
I licked Scoots face, making her fur slick up. I chuckled at the sight, Angel laughing.
"That was comedy gold!" Angel said, wiping a tear away.
I heard knocking on the door, and saw a being that smelled of something sweet. I sniffed the air before my snout bumped into something soft.
I looked up to see I was in a mammal's mounds, one with pink hair, baby blue eyes, and a impossibly wide smile.
"HIYA!" The one said in a too happy voice.
I felt something wet on my tail, and looked back to see a alligator with strange eyes biting my tail. It had no teeth, making me look at it closely.
"I'm Pinkie Pie. I like cakes, cupcakes, lollipops, jaw breakers-" A hand was put on her mouth by Rainbow.
"Pinkie, don't move, and he won't see you."
I stood up, looking Pinkie in the eye. I opened my maw and licked her cheek.
"I think he likes me!" Pinkie said, giggling.
"Why do you think that?" Rainbow asked, glaring at me.
"Then a lot of Dartagnen's fans would be disappointed."
Who? Wait, the fuck?
Pinkie looked at the air and waved.
"Hiya Dart!"
Hiya Pinkie! How are you today?
"Pretty good. The twins are running me ragged."
That sounds terrible. Anyway, I should be getting back to the story.
Pinkie waved again, ignoring the confused faces of the party.
"Gummy likes you." Pinkie said, scratching behind Prophet's head.
Prophet's leg started to thump against the ground, like a dog. Prophet growled happily.
"Aww." Everyone but Rainbow, Angel, and Gummy said.
Suddenly, Pinkie grabbed a cupcake out of her hair.
"Want it?" Pinkie asked, ignoring the surprised looks.
Prophet sniffed it, hesitant. He opened his maw, and ate it whole.
Oh, heaven's above. This is the best fucking food I've ever eaten.
I don't know what it is, but it's soooooooo yummy.
"He likes it!" I heard Pinkie exclaim.
I licked my maw, trying to taste more. I felt something on my back, and looked back to see the one called 'Pinkie' on my back.
"Giddy up, Prophet!" Pinkie exclaimed, making me snort.
Oh well, she'll probably taste like the food she gave me. I opened my jaws around her head, and bit.
Wut? I bit nothing but air? Where the fuck?
"How come he doesn't have wings?" Pinkie asked, sitting on my back.
I hissed angrily, and snapped my jaws at her, only to find she was sitting in front of the young ones.
"Pinkie, truth or dare?" Scoots asked, making me tune them put.
I have no idea what just happened. Thinking about it just makes my head hurt.
Suddenly, two pink mounds went over my eyes, making me still. I don't know why, but when something covered my eyes, I always calmed down.
I licked it, hearing a giggle.
"I think he's a booby dragon." Pinkie said, making me shake her off. I snorted, and stood up. I headed towards the strange opening-OW! My snout!
I looked to see the opening was nowhere to be found, and heard a voice outside. I pushed against the wall, it creaked, but didn't move.
I roared in anger, quieting all of them. I turned around, and walked away. I then turned and smashed my skull against the wall, making a rectangular part fall off.
I then saw a strange reptile with green eyes, green spikes and a green underbelly. It's scales were purple, and it stared at me in shock. I let loose a roar, then walked to the place with strange cave like buildings.
I let loose another roar, making the mammals run.
All of their hung jaws were visible to Spike as he walked in through the hole that used to be a door.
"What in Tartarus was that?" Spike asked, but Pinkie and Rainbow Dash ran out, leaving behind a confused Spike, three little girls, Fluttershy and Angel.
Spike looked at Fluttershy, raising a scaled brow. "It's a long story." Fluttershy said, before following the Gorgosaurus named Prophet.
Another roar echoed, making citizens run into their homes.
I looked in confusion as a human ran away from me. "Wait! I just wanna-!"
*SLAM*
"Talk."
I hissed angrily when something stabbed into my side. I looked to see a man with a spear made of wood.
I turned, dodging a stab, and bit it in half. I roared, spitting the splintery stick out. Ow! My mouth! Stupid wood!
I snorted, and roared again, seeing three more men. One held a spear, one had a shiny sharp object, and one had a harmless orange cone in his hands. I gave a growling laugh, making the men stare at me.
I pointed one of my claws at them and laughed some more. The one with the shiny object swung, but I grabbed it with my small arms, breaking it in half like it was a twig.
I roared in his face, and smacked my head into him, making him fly into a building. The other two stared at me.
"The fuck are you looking at?" I asked gruffly, making them run away, screaming.
OW! FUCK!
I looked at see a woman with black fur with a pink stripe, and her hands were glowing violet.
I stepped towards her-BITCH!
Twilight threw another stunning spell, only for Prophet to roar angrily. He suddenly charged, but Twilight dodged just in time.
The beast turned quickly and bit at her, making her yelp in surprise as a part of her shirt was bit off.
She blushed as part of her b-cup breasts were showing through her purple shirt.
The beast roared again, but stood still as a duck walked by. It stared at it, then snorted. Twilight's hand glowed violet, and a rock smack into it's snout. It wasn't enough to hurt Prophet, but it was to catch his attention.
The beast gave a throaty, crocodilian hiss, and walked away.
She threw another rock, this time, it angered him.
The beast turned with red, slitted eyes. Twilight backed away, causing it to step forward. It gave out a deafening roar, and charged, making Twilight run.
"Someone help me!" She yelled, only for a large, purple and green mass to smash into the beast.
It gave off a yelp as it rolled over, with Prophet. The mass got up to show Spike. His slitted eyes stared down at the beast.
Spike walked towards Twilight, before he got smacked into a wall.
The Gorgosaurus roared, shaking his head a little.
Spike got up and let a draconic growl escape his maw.
The beast hit it's tail against the ground, and let loose a crocodilian hiss.
They both charged, but Spike was smashed again, the roaring dinosaur stepped closer.
Spike smacked a rock onto it's snout, making the dinosaur yelp. Spike then tackled the creature to the ground, before the Tyrannosaurid pinned him. It opened it's maw, only for a purple glow to surround it, and snap it shut.
The beast struggled as the light pulled his maw downwards, almost crushing the male dragon under him.
I rolled on the ground, trying to open my jaws. The purple reptile got up, and smiled.
"Thanks Twilight." The reptile said, stretching.
"No problem Spike." 'Twilight' said back.
I rolled my eyes, only to see the strange female 'dragon sitting on a house. She smirked at me, before flying away.
I growled angrily, and opened my jaws, breaking the light like ice. I roared angrily, and glared at the dragon and human. Both stepped back, only for me to snort.
"Fuck you both." I said, stamping off, before a newspaper smacked on my snout.
"Prophet, where have you been?" Flutters asked, making me whimper.
I backed away, only to back into the human with the pink hair.
Son of a bitch! "Piss off." I growled out.
Suddenly, the dragon grabbed my snout, trying to close it.
I gave him a unamused stare, and opened my maw, without a problem, and growled.
"You dun and fucked up." I hissed, stepping over him.
"Shit." He muttered, making me roar in his face.
I stepped off, and slipped towards Flutters, cuddling against her large mounds, making her face turn red.
So warm.
Twilight blinked. 'Why is a blood thirsty animal cuddling Fluttershy's breasts? ' Twilight thought, before a hiss interrupted her.
She looked at the beast, only to see Fluttershy scratching behind it's head, making the beast hiss and growl happily.
It got up and licked Fluttershy's cheek. Making the woman in question blush.
"It's okay Prophet. I'm here." Fluttershy said, making 'Prophet' croon.
Twilight walked up to Fluttershy and cleared her throat noisily. Prophet got up in a flash, staring at Twilight with normal pupils.
"Why in the WORLD do you have a dragon?" Twilight half yelled, half whispered.
Fluttershy smiled. "I found him in the forest. He was fighting a young hydra, and I tended to his wounds."
I watched as they talked back and forth.
"But, he's a dragon! You're terrified of dragons!"
"He's not a dragon. He can't breathe fire or fly."
"He's dangerous!"
"He's not, Twilight."
I looked to my right to see the reptile right next to me. I sniffed him, making him flinch. I then licked his face, growling. I then stood up, and stood next Fluttershy.
"Fluttershy, you're afraid of your own shadow, how can you take care of this...this thing?!"
"Fuck you too!" I yelled, making her back away.
I then nuzzled Flutters, smiling. She hugged my snout, making me growl happily.
This is going to be fun.
"I think we should give him a chance." The reptilian said.
"Your just saying that because I'm your girlfriend."
Girlfriend? The fuck is a girlfriend?
"Well, if he wanted to attack, why didn't he? He could've destroyed half of the town by now."
The one called 'Twilight' opened his mouth to argue, but-
I CAN'T SEE! HELP ME!
The pink mass moved to show Pinkie on my back.
"Hiya Prophet!"
"Go fuck yourself."
"Aww. I love you too."
Wait a tick.
"Go fuck yourself, you fucking mammal. I hate you so much, that I wish I could kick your ass, but Flutters is holding me back. You bitch ass motherfucker!" I said, making Pinkie giggle.
"No, I love you more."
This is great! They can't understand me! Sweet!
I watched Twilight as she held a strange object, doing something with it. I growled when she touched my wound, flinching from her touch.
"That stung! Be careful!" I hissed, feeling her touch it again.
Twilight only glanced at me, and made a humming noise.
"Well, you're not a dragon." No shit. I thought I was a bird, or a insect. "You're not a mutant." No comment. "Yet you're protective, imprinting on people."
"Doc, I suggest you keep your hands away from thEEEERE!!!"
Cold hands! Very cold hands!
"Appears to be male. May have to check-Oof!"
I slapped her with my tail. "I know I'm a male!"
"Okay. It is a male." Twilight said, rubbing the red spot on her face. "It has a surprisingly light bone structure for a creature of it's size. Suggesting it's a fast runner for hunting prey. Teeth and jaws show that this male can crush bones and tear flesh from it's victims."
"I'm pretty sure I'm healthy doc." I muttered sarcastically, knowing she couldn't understand me.
"Now, to check how protective you are-" *Riiiiing* That's my signal to leave. "Stay here."
I sighed. This is going to be a long day.
"Slow down! Spike! What do you mean a Prophet is attacking Fluttershy?"
Flutters! She's in danger!
"No, he's with me right now. He's standing next to me."
"He's standing next to me." Twilight said, glaring at the wall, talking on her phone.
*CRASH*
Twilight looked to see a hole shaped like Prophet in her wall.
"He was standing next to me." Twilight muttered. "Spike, I'll have to call you back." Twilight ended the call, and sighed. "I need a vacation."
I jumped over a 'human' that was walking in front of me.
"Hey! I'm walkin' 'ere!" I yelled, but growled irritation as I remember they can't understand me.
I roared as I rounded a corner to see another FUCKING CAVE! How big is this place? I'm so damn confused.
"I need a vacation." I said, sniffing the air. Okay, let's see here.
I smell the reptile called Spike, Flutters, smarty fur, that's my nickname for Twilight, and something familiar.
No, it can't be...
"Prophet!" FLUTTERSHY!
"I'm comin'! Just hold on!" I yelled, going through one of the walls.
I coughed a few times. Damn dust! I then blinked, seeing-
Wait, don't tell me.
"Hiya Prophet!" Pinkie said, a bunch of sweet things behind her. "Whatcha doin' here?"
I snorted, and licked her face. She giggled, and I looked up.
"Not like you can give me directions to Flutters-" I started before I saw her point towards the wall behind her.
"Just go through there, then you'll see Fluttershy." Pinkie said, giving me a gentle smile.
"Thanks." I said, walking through the wall.
Wait-How did she talk to me if she can't-
...
...
Never mind.
I roared, smelling Fluttershy's scent.
Don't worry, daddy's coming.
Spike locked the door, growling as he heard a roar outside.
"Fluttershy, we'll be safe in here." Spike said, pushing a table against the door.
"Where's Prophet?" Fluttershy asked, tears forming in her eyes.
"Twilight said he's with her." Spike said, then the door cracked, showing a bright orange eye looking through.
A roar was heard, then a snout came through, black with blue stripes.
Fluttershy started to sob uncontrollably, slumping down a wall. Spike spoke soft words in her ear, the draconian unsure if they'd ever see the light of day again.
Suddenly, a Gorgosaurus head bursted through the door, roaring. Spike covered Fluttershy's eyes, and closed his own, waiting for death.
But when it didn't come, Spike opened his eyes to see the Gorgosaurus getting pulled by something.
The Gorgosaurus was yanked by it's tail to see a much more dangerous threat.
I bit the female's tail, and pulled her away from the sobbing.
The female glared at me with familiar bright orange eyes.She was a foot taller than me, and had black scale with blue stripes along her body.
I roared, and she gave a crocodilian hiss. She charged, but I dodged, and hit her with my tail. She bite me, pushing me into a tree.
"You're going to pay for interrupting my hunt!" She yelled in fury, but I hit my head against her ribs, making her fall over.
"Bitch." I muttered, then walked towards the structure. I poked my head inside, seeing Flutters smile at me. I leered, and growled.
Spike got up, patting my snout. He went wide eyed. "Prophet! Look out!"
*SLAM*
FUCK!
I looked up to see the female stand over me. She sniffed me, and I hissed at her.
"Fuck you." I growled, making her smile.
"Still the same as always, Little One." She said, giving me a fanged smile.
I headbutt her, causing her to yelp. I got up, and stood over her.
"No one fucks with my friends." I warned. "And no family member of mine has shown mercy. Luckily, I will show it today."
"Is that any way to treat your future mate, Prophet?" She asked, getting up.
No...It can't be.
"Mary?" I said, looking over the female Gorgosaurus.
"The one and only, honey."
I felt heat rise to my cheeks. "We're not mates."
"What about that promise? One about having mates and watching over me."
"That was summers ago. Back when we were young and full of wonder."
"Still like your father. Thinking about yourself."
Why that little-
I heard someone clear their throat, and I looked to see Fluttershy smiling at us.
"Am I interrupting something?" Flutters asked.
"No." I said.
"Yes." Mary said at the same time.
"Shut up."
"Just like your dad, Gorgon ."
I growled, glaring. "Don't speak my father's name!"
"Well, if you weren't like Gorgon, then I wouldn't speak of him." Mary said, sticking her tongue at me.
"Well, if you weren't like a hatchling, then I'd act better." I growled.
This was going to be a long day.
I hissed angrily at Mary, and she smirked. Stupid female. I then slapped her with my tail, laughing.
"You blinked!" I yelled, smiling as our staring contest was finished.
"You hit me with your tail!" Mary growled, making me stick my tongue at her.
"Did not." I said, pushing my head against hers.
"Did too!" Mary growled, pushing back.
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Stupid female!"
"Little hatchling!"
Angel yawned. "Will you two ever stop?"
"Piss off!" We both yelled, still glaring at each other.
"That's a no then." Angel murmured, before a familiar feathered fuck fluttered down.
"Now we 'ave two of them!" Psycho sighed, making me growl at him.
"Wanna fight?" I asked, glaring down at the bird.
"Let's go, wanker!"
I bit at him, causing him to yelp and waddle away. I started to laugh.
"And you wanna pick fights with me?" I asked, snickering.
OW! BITCH!
Mary smacked Prophet, making the young Gorgosaurus roar.
"Those two act like children." Twilight mumbled, seeing the two wrestle on the grass.
"That's Prophet." Fluttershy said, sipping her tea.
"But, he seems so eager to fight all the time."
"He's good when you get to know him. Plus, you have things to deal with, being a princess and all." Fluttershy said, looking at Twilight's new wings.
Suddenly, a roar interrupted their conversation.
"I'll make sure they won't kill each other." Twilight said, a purple energy glowing around her hands.
HALP!
"Say uncle." Mary growled in my ear.
"Never!" I gritted my fangs in pain.
Somebody GET HER OFF OF ME!
"Say it." Mary said again, and I roared in pain.
"Fuck you!" I hissed, before a purple energy surrounded her snout, and pulled her off.
Thank Therizinosaurus she's off.
"You two play nice." Twilight said, looking at Mary.
I gave a rumbling chuckle. Stupid Mary-FUCK!
"Say uncle!"
"Don't touch there! Don't touch there! Don't touch thEEEEEREEE!"
They watched as the male and female fight each other.
"Nature is so fascinating." Fluttershy said, giggling.
Twilight stared at Fluttershy, slightly creeped out.
"Sure, whatever you say, Fluttershy." Twilight said, glancing at her tea.
While they were distracted, Prophet tried to grip onto something when he was being dragged, his tiny, two clawed arms trying to find purchase.
He kicked at Mary, who bit his tail, and dragged him to the shadows.
Prophet came out, roaring as he pulled Mary out of the darkness.
Spike looked at the two reptiles, seeing them claw and bite each other.
"Wonder if they speak Dovah." Spike offered, looking at Twilight.
She nodded, making Fluttershy whistle. Prophet lifted his head, making Mary stop. He pushed her off of him and stood in front of the two humans and dragon.
Spike cleared his throat, gaining the dinosaur's attention.
"Ahnok, dii foraan los Zeik." Spike said, making Prophet look at him.
"Ziek?" Prophet managed to say, surprising Twilight and Spike.
"Hin foraan los Zeik?"
"Geh."
"Dii foraan los...Qosaar."
"They call me...Prophet." I said, making the reptile smile.
At least someone can understand me. That is a familiar creature.
"Why the fuck are you talk to that weird dinosaur?" Mary asked, staring at me.
"First, he is a 'dragon'! Second, get out of our fucking conversation!"
She pushed her head against mine. "Wanna go hatchling?"
"Anytime, anywhere." I challenged back, both of us pushing our heads together.
"You two are weird for Dragons."
"Mu los ni dovah, Mu los dinosaurs!" Mary replied, growling.
Spike blinked. "Dinosaurs?"
Prophet nodded, before smacking his head against Mary's again, both growling and roaring at each other.
Spike sat back down, staring at the two Gorgosaurs. "Monah gjokiik." Spike cursed, looking at Twilight.
"So, anything we should know?" Twilight asked, her and Fluttershy exchanging worried looks.
"Fluttershy is right. The male calls himself Prophet. They speak Dovah. But they're not dragons." Spike said, wiping his brow.
"What are they then?" Fluttershy asked, looking at the two wrestling dinosaurs.
Mary was pulling on Prophet's tail while sitting on him. Prophet's two claws curled into a fist and hit the ground, as if he were saying 'I tapped out already'.
"Dinosaurs." Spike answered, not noticing Twilight go rigid.
The same could not be said for Fluttershy, however.
"Twilight, what's wrong?" Fluttershy asked, looking worried.
"Nothing. I think I left the oven on! Bye!" Twilight ran, leaving a dust cloud shaped like her behind.
"That was awkward." Spike muttered, drinking his lemonade.
SOMEONE GET THIS FAT CARCASS OFF OF ME!
I could help you out, just need to--
No, stay! I remember what happened last time, I'm pretty sure that poor Pachyrhinosaurus still has a horn shoved up his-
Okay, disturbing image aside.
"Say it, and the pain stops." Mary said, and I felt a tear of pain escape my right eye.
"I fuckin' hate you." I said, pushing her off. I growled and started to lie down when I heard a hissing.
I looked down to see a snake.
"Hello."
I blinked. I looked at Mary.
"No wonder you're afraid of snakes. They pop up out of nowhere."
"Snakes?!" Mary squealed and hid under Spike.
Pffft...
"I'm pretty sure they're harmless." I said, seeing the snake slither back to a hole.
"They're slimey, have fangs, and most don't even close their eyes when they sleep!" Mary replied, making me give a chortle of laughter.
"I think that they're not slimey. After all, they're reptiles, like us."
I sniffed the air, smelling something foreign but familiar. The one called Applebloom smelled like this, but this smelt...older. I turned to see Spike hug Fluttershy, smiling.
"So, when did you find out?" Spike asked, causing me to walk closer.
"I found out three weeks ago! Isn't it great?" Fluttershy asked, looking at her stomach.
"It's not great...It's awesome, now I can be a dad!" Spike said, giving Flutters a 'kiss'.
What's a dad?
I heard voices, causing me to look towards the source. I saw the little one called AppleBloom, and a tanned female with a, what is it called, a hat I think.
They smell similar.
"Ah'm tellin' ya sis, he's six feet tall, has feather on his neck, small horns above his eyes, and is a dragon." AB said, making the older one chuckle.
"So this 'Prophet' is a dragon with no wings, two tiny arms, a large body, and, he eats meat?"
"He's smart too!"
"That is the biggest pile of-"
The older one bumped into my snout, her green eyes staring into mine. I gave a hiss, looking at her. She had blonde 'hair' on her head, along with a 'hat'. She had medium sized mounds, with a red shirt, pants, and three spots on both of her cheeks.
"Who are you?" I asked, making her blush and back away. "Why are you here?"
"Hiya Prophet!" AB chirped, making me look down at her.
"Ahnok AppleBloom." Prophet said, looking down at her, then looking back at AppleJack.
"This is mah sis, Applejack. Sis, this is Prophet, the dragon Ah was tellin' ya."
"Ahnok Applejack. Zu'u los dinosaur, ni dovah." Prophet said, glaring down at AppleBloom.
"What'd he say?" Applejack asked.
"I dunno. I think he speaks dragon." AppleBloom said, shrugging.
Prophet face palmed.
Applejack whistled, looking at the six foot three inch tall creature. He snorted, then walked towards Fluttershy.
"Jul los likaan." Prophet muttered under his breath.
"Humans are weird." I muttered under my breath.
I stopped next to Spike, lying down.
"Excuse me, I have to tell Applejack the news." Flutters said, walking towards AJ and AB.
"What was all of that about?" I asked Spike, making him glance at me.
"Flutters and me are having a kid."
What?
Spike must've noticed my confused expression, he smiled and rubbed the back of his neck with a clawed hand.
"We're going to have a hatchling." Spike blushed.
I tried to restrain my laughter, causing a tear to escape my eye. Notice how I said 'tried'.
"Hahahahahahaha!!!" Prophet laughed, rolling around.
Fluttershy, Spike, Applejack and AppleBloom stared at him, confused.Angel sighed, and Mary gave him an annoyed glare.
"Nu hi lost wah kuz ulaak do hokzii! Uv fend Zu'u saag 'hatchling'? Tol tefsu fah hi." Prophet said, his laughing fit stopping. Then he noticed the eyes on him. "Waan hi qiid zey, it's volzah zaak wah und hatchling voth bormah med hi ahrk monah med ek. Ruz einzuk, nid gein qiid zey naantruk ahrk mindoraan zey."
Spike rolled his eyes. "Keep laughing you overgrown crocodile."
I perked up, hearing something familiar. I looked to see Angel. His large ears were twisting and turning.
I got up, and made a barking roar, making Mary perk up. I roared, making Mary nod.
"Lunch time. I assume the Pachyrhinosaurs are running. Let's move people." I said, standing up, and walking away from the group.
I ran off, seeing a field with four legged mammals running.
What the fuck? Well, they seem large enough. I felt the vibrations through my padded feet, and looked at Mary.
I looked at Angel, and grabbed him with my tail.
"What are you doing?"
Mary gave me a knowing look.
"Call it in the air." I said, throwing Angel up.
"Help meeeeeee-!"
"Heads!" Mary called.
"Tails!" I called.
THUMP
I looked down and smiled. I won.
Mary hissed, and Angel gave me a death glare as he got up.
"Move into position." I said, walking behind the herd of four legged mammals.
They would stare at me, making a strange hooting sound. I saw Mary hide behind a tree four hundred meters ahead, and nodded at me.
I would start to back away, gaining some distance.
Spike and the others watched. Fluttershy looked at Prophet with pleading eyes, Applejack and AppleBloom watched in confusion.
Prophet charged, his large legs making him cross with well placed strides. The cows panicked, the bull making the herd run from the large predator. Prophet quickly gained, looking through the crowd with a predatory gaze. Each cow had large horns that could hurt or kill him, so he had to choose perfectly. His eyes set on a old male, struggling to run with the rest.
Prophet roared and made mock charges, dividing the herd into two. A small group ran towards Mary, the old male with them. Prophet corralled the group, running around them. The old male ran ahead, heedless he was charging straight in Mary's jaws. Prophet ran towards the old male, but a 'roar' stopped him. He look to the right to see the leader, a male bull, pawing the dirt.
Prophet pawed the dirt with his three toed claws, shaking and lowering his head.
Fluttershy watched in horror as the two males charged, both intending to kill. Spike watched with mixed emotions; relief that Prophet stopped the chase, surprise that Prophet challenged a bull, and intrigued seeing Prophet use a method predators in Spike's age used the same method.
Prophet suddenly jumped, surprising both the bull and the group of humans and dragon, and landed on the bull. Both fell to the ground, but Prophet was the first to rise, the bull slowly getting up.
Seeing the chance, Prophet bit onto the bull's right horn, and started to shake his head. The combined force of Prophet's bone crushing jaws with the rough yanks caused the bulls horn to break off.
Prophet threw the horn away, and stepped in front of the bull, roaring in victory. The bull, however, wasn't defeated. He got up, and aimed at Prophet. But, before he could charge, and force pushed him back down, and bit his neck.
The bull struggled for a moment, but fell still. The attacker got up to show Mary standing there.
Prophet smelt the carcass, and walked over. He nuzzled his snout against Mary's, and then drove his snout into the bull's chest.
Prophet pulled his bloody snout out to show the heart of the bull in his jaws. He swallowed it whole, and joined Mary to eat the carcass.
Fluttershy felt bile rise in her throat, and ran into the bushes, puking.
Spike grimaced, seeing Prophet have no problem ending life.
Applejack closed her eyes, and covered AppleBlooms.
I snorted as I felt something poke me. I opened my eyes to see a female mammal standing there. Rainbow Dash, was it? She poked me again with a random stick.
I gave a hiss, and stood up, towering over her.
I took the stick and broke it in half with my jaws.
"Dude, you have some anger issues." She muttered before I walked towards Twilight.
I've been here for fourteen moons, but it feels like seasons pass by.
I looked down to see Twilight drawing in the dirt with a stick. She then noticed me and smiled. She moved to show me the picture. I growled in confusion.
It looks like...me.
She smiled again, before drawing again. She lifted her hand, purple air surrounding it, and a fish popped out of nowhere. She put it in her hand and held it out to me.
I opened my jaws, keeping an eye trained on her.
I quickly snatched it out of her hands, eating it in a few gulps.
I then stood in front of her, and growled, making her lower done a little.
Prophet stood over Twilight, and gave a low growl. Twilight gulped, and Rainbow Dash flared her wings, ready to attack.
Prophet then made a noise, that sounded like he was gagging, his throat expanding a little.
He opened his jaws, and a half eaten fish came out, landing in Twilight's lap.
Twilight was surprised at first, expecting Prophet to attack, then her look of surprise turned into a look of disgust.
"Thanks, Prophet." She said in a disgusted voice, and Prophet gave a croon.
Rainbow was rolling around, laughing, before a growl interrupted her. She turned to see Mary give her a glare, then lie back down.
Prophet stared at Twilight expectingly. Twilight looked at the fish, then at Prophet.
He wants me to eat it! Like penguins to their young. Twilight realized, before suppressing her gag.
Prophet kept staring, giving a small snort. He was dead serious.
Twilight lifted the fish to her mouth, but hesitated.
Prophet cocked his head, silently wondering why it was taking to long for her to eat.
Twilight took a small bite, supressing her gag reflex before she gave a small, her cheeks full, ready to spit it out when he wasn't looking.
Prophet still waited, giving noise that sounded like he swallowed a big chunk of food.
Twilight knew it was pointless, so she swallowed the disgusting wad of fish, and sighed, shivering.
Prophet gave a snort, and walked away, grabbing a large stick in his jaws, and walked near Twilight. She was drawing him again, making Prophet smile.
Prophet then dug the stick into the dirt, and started making gashes in the dirt, spinning around like he was doing a dance. He kept going around Twilight, being careful around her picture, and stopped.
He was nodding, satisfied. Prophet looked at Twilight when she got up. She accidentally stepped on a line, making Prophet growl.
She lifted her foot, making him stop. She stepped again, making him growl, and lifted her foot, making him stop. She started to step over the line, making Prophet growl happily.
She started to step in between the lines, taking a few mutes to figure out tat it had a pattern, but to what?
Suddenly, she bumped her back into something big, scaly, and powerful behind her, She turned around to see Prophet, giving a happy growl.
She then put her hand out, but hesitated when Prophet growled. She then put her hand out all the way, and Prophet opened his mouth. Instead of eating her hand, he licked it, tickling Twilight, causing her to giggle.
"Good dinosaur." Twilight said, petting the large creatures, making it give a happy snort.
Author's Note
Httyd feels in this chapter. Also, it's a short chapter.
