so... don't stop the goddess
hi again its me turnip,so yesterday i said that the entire planet hates me, would you like to know why?i will tell you in today's story.
I was walking home after saying sorry to twilight(that's the alicorns name i found out)when i found another turnip, so i picked it up and hit it and it went up and landed in my mouth...magic hates me.so i got teleported the goddess's bedroom in the middle of the night, and i shouted very loudly when i had teleported and woke her up...lets just say don't stop the goddess's dream.so I have been sent to the moon and now the sun, lets just say...I'm turning the heat up.so i went back to her and hit her in the face with a stop sign and went as fast as i could out of the door.so now most of this world wants to kill me.(don't eat turnips they make you evil)
moon's hurt when you get hit by them
Hello my name is Turnip, this is how I attacked a princess with a stop sign. So my story begins in a little town called "Ponyville" where I was eating a turnip, this turnip was a evil turnip...I wish i was making this up but I'm not, so anyway the turnip tasted like power
its hard to explain but hay you don't care about detail in this story I'm telling you.So anyway after I had the "devil turnip from hell"I had a stop sign in my hoof. for some reason it stopped me from putting it down, then my face caught on fire and it burned my mane.(never eat turnips btw)so anyway i felt something on my face, it felt like a steel mask thingy and my mane looked like a clowns mane,so i looked like a clown with a stop sign.I went a bit...well MAD,i felt like i could do anything under the sun and the moon,so i did the first thing that came to my mind...go to the nearest alicorn and hit him or her in the face.so i went to the nearest alicorn and hit her in the face with a sign(from the almighty...me)lets just say don't hit a princess in the face with a stop sign if you want to stay on the planet. so here i am on the moon talking to this... thing i found, i think i will keep you to talk to.so my new friend lets push the moon into her house so she can go to the moon herself. So moon's hurt when you get hit by them, how did i know you ask? well when you send a moon into the most powerful thing in the universe its not going to work that well...maybe i should of used more turnips to power the moon.never eat two turnips in the same day or this could happen...what could happen you ask? well getting attacked my the entire of the planet,how did i make them mad? well i will tell you when i get some sleep so bye bye thingy
luna plays warhammer...ok?and then feels the blood on her...what?
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luna plays warhammer...ok?and then feels the blood on her...what?
"where am i?"turnip asks himself."in canterlot with me turnip" answers luna."ok...good to know,wait why im i in bed with you?!"
...no me trying to turn my story into a book is a bad idea. Im just going to tell you what happend. I woke up and i was in bed with luna,i had gotten her some coffee to wake her up...i had just given luna COFFEE.you wont believe what happened next, she jumps on the bed saying and i quote "I CLAIM THIS FOR THE BLOOD RAVENS" and then says that shes the leader of the space mareriens then shoots me with her horn saying that i am chaos,then i start playing along knowing what shes playing.i shout "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" and charge her and tickle her till she says that she feels the blood on her...NOPE.i did what anypony would do, jump out the window and down the hill and burn the hair on my hoof and then hid.i found out the royal guards after me to take me back to luna to "continue where we left of" so i am going to keep hiding in here intill the searching stops, wait i think one of them has seen me... DON'T HIDE UNDER YOUR OWN BED WHEN YOUR BEING HUNTED BY LUNA.
