Chapters A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria
Discovery
**Somewhere, Los Santos, GTA 5, Evan's Xbox
9:30AM**
"Look At Me Vanoss, I'm the Ghost of the-" Johnathan, most likely known as Delirious, was blown to pieces while masturbating.
"HAHAHA, Man, you should seen the look of your voice, it liked screamed into a- Wait is Delirious glitching?" Vanoss said looking at the explosion. Evan is still functioning, he moved left and right, looking at Delirious's ragdoll, frozen like a statue.
"GUYS HELP!!!" Delirious cried out... with laughter.
"Dude you've got to see this! haha!!" Vanoss said, calling his friends to witness this epic glitch in the system.
"So what the hell is goin- pffft HAHAHAHA!! It looks like 'looks like my work here is done' then turned into a statue!" An avatar that looks mostly like a monkey/chimpanzee, also known as, Marcel, aka, BasicallyIDoWork.
"Well, how are we going to free Delirious?" Vanoss thought for a while but his thinking was interrupted by Widlcat, also known as Tyler, an avatar that looks like a pig.
"What the heck is that? Speaking of which, Delirious isn't good at statue posing, look at me!?" he then turned into a statue which they call it 'Gmod Stiffy Mode'. The action made the whole crew die, of laughter.
"WOOOOOOOH I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!" Then Nogla, his avatar having black hair and face paint; normally you'd see in a Kiss band and black suit and tie; was driving a car from a high altitude away from the ground and H20Delirious and the frozen explosion is his target for his landing.
"YEAH!" NOGLA said his famous last words before making an explosion similar to the size of a nuclear fission.
"OH NO, NOGLA YOU CAUSED A BLACK HOLE!!!! A BLACK HOLE!!!" Vanoss said while his avatar is being sucked into a black void caused by NOGLA(25% himself) and H20Delirious's lag(Presumed lag). The whole crew got sucked in.
Meanwhile In Ponyville,Equestria(Before the c4 incident)
"Hey Twilight, what's that?" A curious Spike said to the ever so smart Lavender pony.
"Well, it's a device which I call it the IDGM! Which stands for Interdimensional Data Gathering Machine
"Wow.... How does it work?"
"Well, I push this button, then pick a random dimension in a random dimension. Then I collect their data and succe- No... This is wrong.... I made, a black hole!!!" Then the weather changed from a sunny day, to a dark and stormy weather which terrified the ponies from it's weather changing naturally like the EverFree Forest.
Muffled voices are heard outside the library. The clearest one was Rainbow Dash's muffled voice which was "The weather wasn't supposed to happen now, It's supposed to happen at 11:00AM!!"
"This Is all my fault, where did I even got the idea to get data from other dimensions?"
"It's not exactly your fault, it's because you didn't expect this."
"Hmmm, maybe your right, let's check out the black hole!" Twilight said climbing up the roof of her library(Possibly the branches) looking at the black hole which was located at the Everfree forest. "I got to check this out!!"
Canada,America
"Grrrr! Guys, are your GTA V Lagging?"
"Yeah" They all said.
"Well, this may be a glitch or virus. Why can't I move! I can't see my character!!"
"Well maybe if you- oh wait, never mind." H2ODelirious was about to say something bust quickly shut it.
They woke up in a world unfamiliar to them. "Guys, I think we're not in Los Santos anymore.."
"Oh..... Let me continue my unfinished action.... Look At Me Vanoss, I'm the Ghost of the Masterbating FISHERMAN!!" He then did the same action from before.
"What a good laugh before venturing this glitch world...." Vanoss said sarcastically, then blew him up with a rocket launcher.
"Wait I was supposed to laugh?" Wildcat
"Well let's get starting, our controllers aren't gonna move by theirselves!"
"Uhh Vanoss, I have to go, I have to buy groceries..." H20Delirious "Also, the water bill...."
"I also got to go." said Nogla
"Me too" Wildcat said as he left.
"Bye!" said Marcel
"Well Fuck!" Vanoss sweared. "Well, only one thing to do in a cartoonish forest, C4 IT!!" He was about to place c4 until he thought about something. 'Why not explore this place a bit further because probably I can show some random stuff when they come back.'
So Vanoss went to a trail on the ground leading to light. He abruptly stopped walking and said. "I hear something!"
He turned around and saw a Purple pony walking the same trail that he was.
"The fuck you looking at?" The creature jolted backwards and quivered in fear especially the green purple thing on top of the creature.
"Uhhh, Here horsey?"
"Uhh what?"
"Oh so it talks! Hi, my name is Evan, you can call me Vanoss. Can ya tell me where I am?"
The creature remained silent, then the word itself broke. "Are you safe?"
"Yes and no..."
"Yes and no? What the hay is that supposed to mean."
"Safe alone, dangerous with my friends."
"Why?" The reptilian thing finally broke it's silence.
"Well, me and my friends.... I can't tell you until I know my true colors."
"Red, Cream, Black and Shades?"
"/facepalm" Then he put a gun to his head and killed himself.
"Oh Celestia, what the hay! That solves everything. No danger ahead..." Twilight said then returning to her library. She took her last glance at the place where he met this 'Vanoss character'. The thing he spawned was gone and too his body. "The hay? Well, that's weird, a human can't just disappear. As said by Lyra, Humans don't have magic. Well, back to the blueprints for IDGM." Then they teleported back to the library only to encounter Vanoss.
"Hiya, well, I like your books here...." He said with sarcasm and got his bazooka. "Time to blow it up SKY HIGH!!"
"NOOOOO!"
"Just kidding! I'm not that jerk."
"Jerk? JERK?! YOU'LL BE CALLED EVIL!!"
'Is it me or your AI is being a LOT cleverbot-ish?"
"???"
"Advanced AI programming... Wow I never knew they could do that?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Hey can I crash here for the day until I get back home?"
"Well uh, sure... Just don't blow up my sexy Uh I mean pleasuring uh I mean again... Oh all right, Just don't mess with my books....." She said while blushing.
"So you think books are sexy.... You know what I think?" He then flicked out two birds."Hah! Did I piss you off?"
"No- wait, was that supposed to piss me off?"
"Trust me, where I come from, People will get piss off. Where am I again?"
"Ponyville, Equestria."
A thought came to his mind, My Little Pony. He shrugged from that thought. But wait, couldn't he just blow this place up?
"Okay, seems like I'll set my spawn point here for awhile."
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about sleep, goodnight."
I then turned off my Console. "Man, MLP is a bit fun I guess? Well but still, I am not a brony." I then looked at the clock.. 12:00 Pm. "So early?! I better practice hockey!"
As The camera zooms out from him driving to the hockey rink for practice, he would realize that the world that GTA V, isn't the only game for that place to be encountered.
A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria
Canada,America, 2:00pm
As Vanoss finished his hockey practice, he hastily drove back to his house and texted his friends to see if his friends are done doing their errands, apparently, there's only one... and the guy's not pretty.... "Yo John, ya done?" He said via telephone.
"Yea, done changing water supplies. Hey have you noticed the trees we saw earlier in GTA?"
"No."
"They were cartoony like Spongebob! How didn't you know?"
"Distracted by your joke... Over used joke to be precise."
"Lol, yeah.. True, so anyway, let's continue our journey to the black ass holey thing world!!"
"Wait Delirious, let's make a skit to the locals?"
"What do you mean?"
"They have top notch AI! They think for themselves, when I tried to blow up a Sparkle Ass' library, she got angry at me, and I can talk back at her! Oh, and yeah, the place is your imagination, specifically yours John..."
"What do you mean?"
"You like ponies don't you?"
"You fucker!"
"Heh, Just kidding, well let's just say everything is ponies..."
"Woah, that's awesome, so what's the skit?"
As They planned it out. Delirious agreed on the idea. "Dude that's definitely going to make the crew laugh."
Evan woke up in the same library. "Oh, your'e awake. I sent a letter to Princess Cele-" Twilight was interrupted by him giving him the halt sign in his hand.
"Not now, I'm trying to process something." He got his phone and called Delirious.
"Hey can you do the glitch again?" He whispered.
"I'm trying... Hey why not invite us there?"
"Us?"
"Oh yeah, they're not coming..."
"Yes I know, the whole crew texted that they're not done."
"Hhmmm."
"Okay, bye." Evan then dropped his phone and stood up and went outside to the Everfree.
"Hey where're you going?" Twilight shouted. "I'll be back for you books, right now I have a creature on the loose!!" She followed Vanoss into the Everfree.
"Time to invite."
Then H20Delirious appeared from nowhere.
"Okay, ready for the skit?" Vanoss said pulling out his RPG.
"You know I am!!!" He said pulling out his Chainsaw. Twilight arrived just in time to witness the skit.
"Hhahahaha, you'll never beat me Vanoss cus' I am the H2ODelirious!!"
"Oh no, He'll plunge the world in C4 and water!!!" He gasped. H2O spawned a jet pack and flew. Vanoss got an RPG and shot him.
"Nnoooooo!" Boom
"I salute my hardwork." He then saluted and turned around. "Hi Twilight!"
"So, thank you for saving Equestria.... Uhhh, but I gotta tell you something, I gotta-" then a chainsaw went through Vanoss's chest up to his head.
"Noooo!"
"HHAHAHA, Vanoss is dead..."
"Oh no, Vanoss... " She then looked at H2O with angry eyes. "You Mons-" She was interrupted by H2O.
"Shhhh, I'm going to fuck you in your sleep.." He gently whispered into Twilight's ear which made Twilight blush and probably just got shocked.
Then Vanoss was just behind Twilight then both of them laughed so hard.
"Oh, Sparkley, you should have seen your face!!!"
"Oh, Hey Vanoss wanna kill some ponies."
"You bet!!!"
"NO!! No killing anypony. You two are coming with me!" She then levitated them above the ground with a lavender aura.
"Woah, Magic! No one told me this is going to be like Saints Row!" H2O said.
"So, where are you taking us?" Vanoss asked the mare.
"I'm taking you to the train."
"Why not by air, you have wings, right, we'll ride you." Delirious said.
Then she imagined a ponified book, her riding on her big c***.
"Well, why not by car or truck?"
"Hmmm, what's a car."
"Let us out and we'll show you what a car is."
"Hmmm. Okay, but just the car only..." She made the biggest mistake, she let them go in town square, Ponyville. Twilight was thinking about turning her books into stallions and f****** her va***** and her sucking the stallion's d****, Thus making Twilight drooling.
"To spaaaace! BANANA BUS FLY!!!!"
"Dududud banana bus, Dudududu Banana bus!" The duo sang while riding a yellow green bus. And when they landed, they almost crushed Twilight, but Twilight is busy imagining f****** a book. Now the book's d**** is inside her.
"BEEP BEEP motha fuckas!! Move bitch, get outta the way!" H2O said.
"You know, you should stop yelling, there are like, 90 ponies looking at us right now because of you yelling...."
What caught the Duo's eyes was a teal green pony, jumping around saying "I TOLD YOU, THEY'RE REAL!!"
"Well that's weird." Vanoss said pointing at Lyra. Then he walked up to her. "Hi little pony."
"OMC, Can I have your autograph!"
"Sure!" As Vanoss signed Lyra's paper, she squealed with joy which made Vanoss smile.
Meanwhile in the center of the crowd, the purple pony's imagination. The book ca** inside her va**** and she felt really-
"Twalaght waht ar those thangs, haw did thay get heyr and wah ar yu droolin?!" Applejack exclaimed to Twilight.
Then finally, Twilight finally snapped back into MLP reality. "Oh, Hi AppleJack! Well they're Humans, they got here by my device, which made a hole in time.
"Derpy, I had the strangest feeling that a certain unicorn mare just said that she mad a hole in time and she doesn't give a thing about it."
"Chill Doctor, It was probably just the wind...."
"Maybe Derpy. Also I feel a pink prescence watching over us in the time stream."
As the two stared at the ceiling of the TARDIS, they knew that they're being watched by an unknown entity which they shall call now. 'Pink Prescence.'
"Hey Vanoss, why did I feel like a character from a show that I watched a few years ago; ponified and is with a derpy pegasus."
"Probably just the wind bro..." Vanoss answered. He looked around and spawned a helicopter. "Hey Twilight Ass-Star! I've spawned a helicopter, We can get to the Princess that you so call the great and the powerful."
"Okay, I'm here, what does this heli- blabberdashery something do?" Twilight brought AppleJack and Rainbow Dash. "Hey, where're the others? AppleJack, I told you to gather them all!"
"Wahl, won, Pinkie's missin, tow, Rarity left a note on the door to Carousel Boutique taht sahs taht she's going to Manehattan for a fashion show, and thray, Fluttershy's busy taking care of a shark."
"Oh, wait a SHARK!?" Twilight exclaimed.
"Yes a shark, I saw her when I was flying over the beach, and guess what I saw.. A big, great white sha-" Rainbow Dash talking and opening of mouth was disturbed by Vanoss.
"Let's start this helicopter ride!" Vanoss exclaimed "Calling all ponies, this thing can hold up to 6 passengers." Vanoss said. Twilight, Rainbow Dash, AppleJack and somehow Lyra Heartstrings are now the passengers. "Where we're going, we don't need rails..." Then they both flew off the ground, to their destination, Canterlot.
Okay, so my 2nd chapter is close to being finished, I think.....
"Hi Marion!"
Wait, Pinkie!?
"That's right, Your'e Coming with me." She then tied me up.
Why?
"I need an exotic pet!"
NO!!! Wait Why?!
"Because Gummy needs a friend"
NOOOOO!
"Yes... Oooh look a Blue thingie is in my Time Stream!"
Don't bring me there!!!
"Oh yes I Will!"
No!!!!
Meanwhile, the pink entity showed up in the Tardis holding a tied up human. "Hi!"
"Pinkie Pie?!" Derpy said "Doctor, why's Pinkie here?" She seems to be worried about her than me.
"Derpy, hi how're the mail?"
"Fine, but how are you here?"
"Derpy, this mare isn't a pony at all!" Doctor got his entitydex "Let's see..... Equus Pinkius."
"And Look At my Pet human!"
"Help Me!!!"
"Stand back 12 year old boy, I got this.... Wait, are you even attacking us?"
"No."
"Well, want to come in our adventure?"
"Sure!"
"HELP MEE!!" As I pleaded for help in the Tardis. Derpy came to me and untied me. I wanted to escape like hell so I tried opening the door. Derpy then said that if I jump out of the Tardis now I'll disintegrate and I'll be removed from existance.....
Pinkie then said something. "Wait, If Marion or HeroOfOOO is here, then who's continuing the fanfi-"
I'm now writing this in a piece of Paper and copying this onto fimfiction....
"-ction... Oh good,, Marion's still writing... on a piece of paper."
"Wait I'm running out of space on this pape-"
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A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria
How does the Second Chapter Title Compare to It's story?
Canterlot, Equestria 3:00PM
Lyra was holding a checklist about her life which said.
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
[V] Meet a human.
[ ] Marry a human
[ ] F*** a Human
[ ] Turn into a human
[ ] Die with a human
[ ] Try to make Bon-Bon not jealous.
[ ] Try to invite Vinyl for epic Background music if we ever try to battle someone.
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"Here we are in wherever..." Vanoss said. "The fuck we are?". He then landed his helicopter on a nice space.
"Okay everybody, let's go to the princess!!!" H20 delirious.
As they went to the castle, Twilight, the alicorn; was the only one who was allowed to enter. The rest were blocked off by two guards.
"Hey, what gives?"
"Halt, state your name, occupation and species."
"Evan, stage name Vanoss, and I work by making videos and playing hockey... By looking at your film shit, It's like movies."
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" The guard said.
"Hey you asked me a question first... ehem, My specie is a human. So as my friend John, stage name, H20Delirious. He has the same occupation as I do.." Vanoss quickly cried out "Twilight, Y U NO CALL US!?!"
"Oops sorry, my mined went off again into the imagination land..." She blushed "Guards, I grant them permission to enter the castle."
"Yes, Princess."
Then Vanoss and H2O looked at each other in confusion then back at her. "Princess?!" They exclaimed in unison.
"My Little Vanoss, My Little Vanoss. AAAAAAAAAA.
My Little Vanoss, when will Lui be here?
My Little Vanoss, som-"
"PINKIE!" I cried "Stop, even though I write this doesn't mean I can stop you. I gave you this kind of powers and I can take it away. Erm, ofcourse, in this fanfic only."
"Oh, sorry. So what was that about?"
"What was what about?"
"Your title in the second chapter."
"Well Pinkie," I then scanned my papers. "They were supposed to ride on the train but Vanoss said that it was a good idea to make them go by air vehicle, also called Opressor... I know more about Saints Row 3 than GTA V."
"Why make a fanfic out of it?"
"I thought it would be pretty epic if I made this."
Then the Doctor walked up to me and said "So you live in Earth, right?" I nodded. "Well, in what place on Earth?"
"Philippines.."
"Where in Philippines?"
Patawaran mo ako, pero bawal po kay malaman kung saan ako sapagkat mangyayari ang pagnanakaw sa bahay ko.
I do apologize, but you are not allowed to know where I live because the events of what might happen will probably be someone robbing my house.
"Hmmm, Okay, should we set the coordinates?"
"Later, I wanna have fun in Ponyville, Meet Rainbow D!"
Derpy then spoke up "Well, why not a lesser famed pony?"
"Well, Derpy is my favorite pony. Pinkie and Dash are my other favorites but you Derpy are my favorite." I then fixed my glasses. "Well, I think I'm going to make a 5s/4 fanfic about Derpy."
"Awww shucks." Derpy said blushing.
So, the six ponies and 2 humans followed Twilight. "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT TELL US THAT YOU WERE A PRINCESS?" Vanoss yelled.
"Because YOU DIDN'T ASK!"
"Well, we aren't very good in history! We don't have Monarchy, we have a-" Vanoss was cut by the majestic scenery in his eyes.
A beautiful light which shone upon the two humans. "Wow." The humans said, "I got a phone call from MiniLadd!" Vanoss said.
"Hey Vanoss, what I miss?"
"Well you missed us playing GTA V and NOGLA was actually dressed up as you."
"Woah."
"And we've found a secret dimension in GTA V!"
"Double Woah!"
"With Ponies in them!"
"Triple Woah!"
"And their sending me to their Princess!"
"Quad Woah!"
"And!! I've got nothing..."
"INVITEME!!!"
"KK!"
Then MiniLadd, a guy who's skin is America and hair is yellow; appeared out of nowhere. "Wow, fascinating view.."
"You're indoors..."
"I know!"
"What the? How do you that sir, Vanoss?"
"Names Evan, you can call me Vanoss."
"Well, since your'e not asking, my name's Johnathan."
"Hi I'm Miniladd."
Someone Trigger the Retard alert sound.
"Evan, how did you do that, you have no magic, last time I checked with Discord that he went to your world and observed the people there. With an invisibility spell, ofcourse.."
"Hmmmmm, We're the chosen ones!" H20 said.
"You stupid.... Yeah! We're the chosen ones!"
"Wait We're the chosen ones?" Miniladd said.
Man, Am I gonna keep pressing this sound again or what?
"We're actually a group of"- Evan then proceeded to count using his fingers. -"So there's Miniladd, me, H20.... Lui, Nogla, Marcell, Moo,WildCat and Uuuuh, Actually, a lot of people."
"Hmm, I see, so you and all of them are knights of your world?" Celestia asked.
Evan then imagined something...... Drug Dealer, Killer, Robber, Mass Murderer, and Heist manager. "Yep pretty much!?"
Why is there a question mark?
Retard Alert.
"Okay, what now?" Miniladd said.
"If you mean no harm to this place, I suppose you could stay he-"
"WOOOHOOO, ALL RIGHT, time to set spawn, but where???."
"Dude, I could always invite you to my spawn point, a.k.a. Twilight's tree library."
"Sure!" H20 then brought up a gun and pointed at his head and shot himself.
"Me too, invite me Evan!" Then brought out a knife and stabbed himself.
"Welp, this leaves me only with one thing left to do......" He then went outside "Die. With. Style...." placed C4 behind him and made it explode. "Superman!!!" He said as his body disintegrated.
"Tia! What is all this racket!?" Princess Luna came out of nowhere in her pajamas and teddy bear in her hoof while she's wearing a sleep mask. She then opened up her sleep mask. "Oh, I'm sorry for interrupting." Her face was flushed with red, then teleported back to her bedroom.
Celestia was there with her jaw hitting the ground."
"I think we should head home." Said Twilight to the group which is definitely no the Mane 6.
To be Continued.
"Who are you talking to?" I said to Pinkie.
"None of your Goddam Business! Follow?!"
"Oh, was that a Brittish accent I hear?"
"No, It's just Pinkie Pie being Random...." Derpy said.
"No, I made her say that... This is my fan fic, which includes me, that means I control myself..... Wait a minute, that sounds really ironic..."
"JUST FOLLOW US!!"
"Pinkie, stop-" the paper ran out.
A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria
Golden Oaks Library, Ponyville, Equestria, 3:25PM
"Okay, so..... hey Delirious, send an invite!"
"Yeah, I will!"
"You too MiniLadd."
"All righty then."
Then 2 figures appeared out of nowhere. "We're back, bitches!" Delirious said, jerking off in the process.
"Okay, so what now??"
Few Minutes Later
The Library was a mess, books were scattered, Owlowiscious was going crazy in his cage, Scorch marks everywhere and Delirious clones everywhere!. "Okay, time to salute our hardwork!" Evan said.
"Wait, why did we do this?" John said.
"Yeah, i thought we were corpse launching today?"
"Hmmm, maybe your right maybe your wrong.... Hey, NOGLA's on! Let's invite him!"
"Hey Guys!!" A man with ordinary clothing with full face paint. "So, this is the dimension.... This dimension is a mess, I'll clean it up." He then threw a grenade. Papers flew and windows breaking. Few books were destroyed.
"Was it an incendiary grenade you threw?!"
"Yeah, why?"
Vanoss then punched NOGLA "Ow, Why'd ya do that for?"
Then Twilight came in. "Hey, we're back from....." Then Twilight raged mode, White fur, Red Eyes, and Fire for a mane. "Who Did this?!!!" Her voice sounded like Chronos himself, well, the female version of it.
"Uhhhh.. Uhhh!" They then exchanged faces.
"IT WAS NOGLA!" They all exclaimed.
"Yeah, It was NOGLA.... wait... What?" Then Twilight rammed him and tore him apart. Guts and limbs were flying through the room.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-"
"Hey, I thought this place was Rated PG-13? Wait a minute... MLP... Rated G! Why would they show this! If it was possible... CUE TO COMMERCIAL CUE TO COMMERCIAL!!!!" Evan said.
Will NOGLA still be alive, Will Twilight be able to forgive the crew, Will Lui join the story? Stay tuned to find out!
Dragon Ball- Nope... Vanoss In Equestria!
In the TARDIS, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12:00
"Okay, so this chapter symbolizes your return in fim fic?"
"Not return, temporary return only."
"What are you two goin about?! I forgot what to do the last two chapters!"
"Hey, Doctor, you finally broke the 4th wall!"
"What? Oh, I think you've mistaken, Ditzy gave me an idea that why not organize days like 3 days, 2 days, 4 days. there are 7 days for one week... Why not 4 days? 2 days is equivalent to one chapter. So, apparently it has been 4 days"
"Hey don't make Derpy take credit for my work, I thought of that!"
"Don't care, I still don't believe this is your imagination."
"Ummm, Doctor I think he's right." Derpy said to make him to trust the lil' boy (Im 12 you writer! Wait, I just yelled at myself..)
"How should we know if it's true?" The Doctor said doubtfully
"I can force you to say 'I love pears'."
"That's impossible."
"Try me." They then exchanged.
"I love pears.... Okay Derpy, where's the soap!"
"Yeah, you've been a Doubtful Thomas! I think I shall call you Tom!" I grinned. I then looked at my watch "Man, I wanna watch Big Bang Theory tonight.... I think I should add a T.V. to the T.A.R.D.I.S.."
Then a T. V. materialized in front of him. "Okay, Now an electric outlet, and free cable!"
"Uhhh, Dude, stop using your free will." Pinkie said curiously.
"Now I shall make Pinkie SMART!"
"Hah, me smart? That may not happen to my intellect."
"Yeah, you said it, smart mouth."
"I'm not smart!"
"Yes you are. If you aren't smart, what is the Pythagorean Theorem of A= 20 and B= 50. Find the Hypotenus.
"Well, the solution is 2000+2500=C squared. And If you're looking for the semi answer, it's 4500=C squared..... The Answers= 60." (I apologize if I'm not correct.)
"I think that's the answer?"
A new addition has been added to the mess of the library: Blood, eyeballs, Intestines, Medulla Oblongata, a spine, kidneys and his manhood.
Twilight(raged) Stood there and fainted, it looked like she's not turning back to her old self. "Look at the little Ponyta!"
Ba Dum Tsss
"Hahahaha! Pokemon Jokes!!!!!"- he laughed...- "- Are so overrated, get a life man..." -sarcastically and brought up a rocket launcher and blew him up. The impact vaporized MiniLadd and Owlowiscious' cage. The Bird went to Twilight(rage which will be now named Ignea Magnus.) and woke her up.
"Huh, what. The Library! Who did this!" seemingly less angrier.
Since they don't want to suffer the same fate as NOGLA, they decided to tell the lie truth. "You did this." He pointed at NOGLA'S body part's. "You just tore him from limb from limb. No jokes bra!"
"Yeah, Evan said that you're not keeping this PG nor G." MiniLadd spawned behind her which made Twilight jump.
"Speaking of G; for gasoline. Why is your mane and tail on fire Sparkle Ass?"
"Sparkle Ass? My names, Ignea Magnus... Right? Wait where's Spike?" She then looked at a note saying 'Hi, Twilight. I'm with Scootaloo, definitely not behind the bush, taking pictures of Rarity. Evan gave me a camera by the way. See ya later!
"Wait, who's Twilight?"
"You are." They all said.
"Hey, can NOGLA come here?"
"Yeah, sure." Ignea said. Evan then brought up a cellphone, then NOGLA appeared.
"Aah! It's the pony that killed me!"
"Don't worry, she's ordinary now."
"Oh, okay. So, wanna Gmod?"
"Sure! See ya later, I'll be back! With weapons!" John said, imitating Arnold Scwarzenegger's accent in the Terminator.
Then everybody left
A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria
Same Result
gm_bigcity
"AAAaaaaaaaaaah" Evan sighed in relief that no more suspense of killing everypony there. "Finally, no more ponies and we're free to kill each other and anything around us!" Evan said with happiness "Hey Delirious, you changed your player model from Yoshi to Jason! Heh, big nose... Hey, I think I should change mine to a guy with shades." He then killed himself and changed to a guy with red shirt and black shades.
"Dude, nice!" H20 said "Wanna *Cough* Thrust her scientist?"
"Uuhhh, what?"
"Thruster scientist, sorry, lip slip there."
"On a minute there I thought, 'Who'll be fucking a scientist?' Okay, who's driving? Eeenie, Meenie, Mo." Evan said "I choose you, Miniladd!"
"Oh no..."MiniLadd violently shook his head. "I'm gonna change my skin so Mario doesn't get offended, thinking I like him getting hurt." He then killed himself and transformed into a Counter Terrorist from Ccounter Strike.
"Okay Mini, whatever you say." NOGLA Said.
Evan then spawned a motorcycle and attached a seat to the motorcycle using the weld tool.
"Okay, Mini, sit here like a good boy, one day I'll give you a treat!" Evan said about to sit down to drive the motorcycle.
"Oh yeah, what is it?" He answered.
"Thrusters!!!!" Then Evan activated the thrusters to the sunsets.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Hey I can see you guys from here!" Miniladd said then the motorcycle blew up.... Then a Black Hole spawned and they all got sucked in to a black hole.
Then Lui spawned, not BMO, it's a CoD soldier. "Hi guys, like my new playermode- HOLY SHIT!" Then Lui got sucked in.
They then awake in Equestria, in the library right after it was cleaned.
"Oh c'mon, Ii just took a break from this place! This is all your fault Mini!" Evan said
"What!? How Is it MY fault! You forced me to ride it!!"
"Ehem.." The Ponyta said..
"It's you again hot head." Evan said with an unamused tone.
"Umm, Do I know you or do I know what you are?" Ignea said
"I'm Vanoss, or Evan, in another form."
"I think this is his final form" Johnathan said.
They then laughed. "Wait, is this a secret in gm_bigcity?" Lui said.
"No, we found this in GTA V and now this is here and why do you look like a COD soldier?"
"Well, I thought we were doing a video about 'Manly Lui'."
"Huh, that actually sounds funny!" Evan says "Anyway, we have new powers hothead."
"Stop calling me Hothead! My name's Igne-" then Lui used the Fire Eextinguisher on her.
Then NOGLA hid behind Evan and Johnathan "NO NO NO!!! I DON'T WANT THE GUTS COMING OUT OF ME!!!!" He shouted in fear.
The Twilight Sparkle we know and love is back "Uuuuh, what happened? Oh My Goodness!" She then grabbed a broom with magic and used it as a sword "Who are you?!"
"We just told you!" Evan said "We're the alternate forms of the humans you just saw. I'm Evan, that's John, there's Nogla; the one you killed and made a mess to the library, that's Miniladd and there's Lui."
"Huh, I know you, John, and Mini but where did those two come from?"
"Their moms." Evan said with an emotionless tone "Just kidding, they're our friends."
"Oh, okay but why does that one look blocky?" pointing at NOGLA's avatar which was still Steve.
"Wait hold on a sec." He then went outside and an explosion was heard and he came back a new man.... Literally, he looks like a Citizen. "I'm now a new NOGLA!"
~ Double joined the game.
Another Citizen avatar materialized from nowhere.
"Oh shit, Ryan's here.." Evan said "Hi Ryan."
"What the fuck are we doing in My little pony world?"
"We're here because I don't know." Evan said.
Wait, why's there no question mark?
"Dude, let's pick another map..." Ryan said with no amusement.
"Oh c'mon, we're not bronies in any other way, just cooperate with us..."
"Fine... But on one condition."
"What?"
"I'll only play if I could gain the power to use the Weaponized Portal gun."
"That's all?! Okay, sure."
"Yess. Ok now let's go outside!" double said.
~ ~ ~
"Okay, so... These are just NPC's right?" Double said.
"Nope, they're sentient. The purple one stopped me and the others from killing the ponies. Then when Nogla burned the library, the purple one 'flame on' and ripped Nogla to shreds." Evan said while spawning an arena ontop of Ponyville so no one will get hurt.
"Yeah, that's why I freaked out when Lui sprayed her with Fire Extinguisher." Nogla said "By the way, who installed the Fire Extinguisher mod?"
"Well, why not?" Evan said "Who knows, someone might get on fire.. By the way, you're on my gasoline place."
"Oh so that's what smells!" Then Evan threw a match "AAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA I'm on fahr!!!!!
~ ~ ~
Meanwhile in the T.A.R.D.I.S.
"Hey Doctor, I have a question." I said
"Okay, what?" He said.
"Why do you hate pears so much?" I said, then Derpy looked at me with a look that says 'Oh you shouldn't have said that because it's a boring story...' kind of look.
"Well-"
~ ~ ~
1 week later.
"-and that's why I hate pears!!" He said.
"Wow, I really hate sleep, don't I?" I said "I haven't yawned for 8 days because If I do stop, you're eternally looping... In my mind and no one can no about it..."
"Wait what?" He said in confusion.
"Well, I think I should go back to wri- Wait, Where's Pinkie Pie?" then she appeared behind me which startled me and hit my head on one of the railings and passed out.
A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria
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History's Flame and the "I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS, EVAN!!!"
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H20 Delirious to the rescue! (Finally it ends!!!)
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Remake Announced! Need proofs!
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