MLP: Ponies taste like magic

I walk down the destroyed hallways of the castle, making my way to where I sense Chrysalis. The hallways are pretty messed up. There are cracks going along the floors and ceiling, red and green blood covering the ground, dead body's of the many ponies and changelings and, surprisingly, a dead Xenomorph or two. I walk over and gaze upon my dead kin. He was a runner nothing to special, but he was still part of my family, the only family I have left. I'm surprised the ponies managed to kill him. Sure, he was a runner, but even I doubt the guards would do any real damage. I sigh and stare at the runners dead body, it makes me sa-no. I don't feel sad about this. It's a shame, but nothing to cry over. I can't let my fear and worry of my kin stop me like it did before. It may have been a weakness to me in the past, but I can't show any weaknes...less I want history to repeat it's self.

I reach a set of large golden doors and can sense Chrysalis on the other side. I would charge in there, but I need to heal a bit more. If I charge in like this I'll be killed before I can even make a move. I stand outside the door and wait. In just a few short minutes, I'm near enough fully healed. I still have a little crack on the center of my forehead and a spine or two hasn't grown back, but it'll do.

I open the large doors and step inside. Before me is a sight that I certainly didn't expect. Celestia is hanging from the ceiling, wrapped in a green cocoon. That doesn't surprise me, I expected Chrysalis to beat her. What does surprise me, is a pink pony wearing a tattered and torn light pink dress with a darker shade of pink for the accents. The pony has a multitude of different colors for her mane, pink, purple and yellow. That's not surprising, no. If anything that's pretty fucking normal in this shitty world. The thing that surprises me, she has wings...and a horn. What the fuck? When did this fucking whore ass Alicorn appear? I've certainly never heard of her, she looks young too. What happened? Celestia bang her sister to create this whore? She doesn't have the flowing mane, so she's obviously not that strong compared to Luna or Celestia. Her feet-I mean hooves-are stuck to the ground by the same green slime Celestia is in. Why isn't she in a cocoon? What idiot decides to just stick someone's feet to the ground? She can just take her fucking shoes off and sneak attack Chrysalis. Then again, she's a pony. They don't exactly have the common sense to realize that.

Anyway, I look around some more and see some other pony, thankfully not an Alicorn, with a white coat and blue mane. He's wearing some sort of red suit with yellow buttons on. His eyes look like he's fucking high, glowing green and shit, and has just standing there like some sort of zombie. I'd wager Chrysalis had something to do with this...or he really is high. Maybe both?

Speaking of Chrysalis, The Changeling Queen is...looking out of a window. She's not checking on her prisoners, gloating about winning. She just staring into the distance.

"This day has just been perfect." Oh, fuck no. "The kind of-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I yell, making everyone's attention turn to me, except Mr. High over there. Chrysalis look pissed that I just messed up her solo, Celestia looks shocked and the pink alicorn is looking at me wide eyed with her mouth agape in fear.

I turn to look at Chrysalis as she walks over to me, her eyes glaring into my skull. I stand my ground and wait for her to approach. Before she can open that dirty mouth of her's, I give her a nice bitch slap across the face, sending her sprawling to the ground. I don't even look at her as I make my way to the stallion in the zombie like state. I lift my tail and impale him in the neck. I hear two gasps, one from him as his eyes change back to normal, before loosing color and falling to the ground, and one from that pink Alicorn.

I hear an angry growl from Chrysalis as she rises from the floor. She looks at me with so much hate in her eyes that...actually it doesn't really do anything, I've suffered Luna's dirty looks and they're like the dirty looks among dirty looks. Seriously, I bet she's killed people by just giving them a dirty look, it looks like she's going to rape you, tear your dick off and force you to eat it. Luna's special talent should be dirty looks, forget raising the moon, she can commit a killing spree with her fucking face.

Anyway, she walks towards me and stops a few meters away, probably so she doesn't get hit again.

"What. Was THAT?" She asks, her voice sounding like a mix between hissing and growling. I smirk and lift my tail again, getting into a fighting stance. Chrysalis sees this and puts her up her own stance.

She smirks at me before speaking, the kinda smirk you would give to someone when you know you'll win. She's sure gonna be in for a surprise.

"So, you've chosen to fight me? An unwise choice. What hopes do have against me? I have an army of Changelings."

"I've got an army of Xenomorph's," I say.

Suddenly, there's a bright flash and Discord is there, hoping between his feet with-is that a...

"I've got a jar of dirt~I've got a jar of dirt~," Discord sings, dancing around. I would shout at him, ask him why he's here and slap him round the head...but. During Discord's little stunt, Chrysalis is watching Discord with her head tilted and, more importantly, her guard down.

I take this opportunity and run at her, my tail raised. She doesn't even notice as I'm only a couple feet away, preparing to slice her. I quickly swing my tail into her side with the side of my tail that has lots of little spikes. She snaps out of her trance and screams. I quickly notice that, while that scream had pain in it, the scream wasn't just a scream of pain. The scream she used was the one to summon her Changelings.

She turns to face me with a smirk. I hiss and slap her of me with my claw and send out my own scream. The scream I used is a scream I made for this event. This scream would make every Xenomorph I have come straight to me.

I hear Chrysalis grunt as she lifts her self off the ground, glaring at me as she does so. The glare would be intimidating...if she wasn't holding her arm in obvious pain. Unlike me, she hasn't really ever experienced pain. So, despite the fact that all I did was put a small dent in her arm with a few small holes, to her it's the most painful thing ever. Which is surprising, considering she gives birth every year or so. She once told me she doesn't feel anything, I always assumed that is was because she was so use to it by now...apparently I was wrong. I'm a bit jealous of this, considering I actually still felt pain after giving birth the one thousandth time. What does giving birth feel like...hell. I didn't have any medical supplies to help me either. Honestly, though. The fourth time isn't nearly as bad, it's still bad...just not as bad. But it was pretty traumatizing, considering I use to be a male and all. I know how woman feel...I never wanted to, but I guess I didn't really get a say. I just kinda...gave birth.

Anyway, my pointless rambling of birth done, I notice Chrysalis is staring wide eyed at something. I turn around and notice that the pink whore is standing over the dead guard, crying. But the thing I notice the most, the glowing hair and horn. Suddenly she rises to look up at me, her eyes glowing. I can hear lightning impacting the ground outside, thunder shortly following. Suddenly her hair begins to lift, a faint pink glow wrapped around it. Before I can do anything, she let's of a mighty yell, the kind of yell you would expect from an anime character. I cover my eyes as I bright light and strong shockwave pushes me back. The shockwave manages to send Chrysalis into a wall and me back a few meters.

After a few seconds the light fades and I uncover my eyes, getting a somewhat awesome and angering sight. The pink Alicorn is now a foot or two taller and has a long flowing mane, just like Luna or Celestia.

"Fuck! I just made some whore go Super Saiyan. Now she's a Super Whore, a whore that has become so much of a slut, she needed to transform to hold it all in."

The whore looked at me with white eyes, no pupils visible. My mouth opens in disbelief... and a tint of worry.

"No. She not just a Super Whore...she's the Legendary Super Whore!" I can handle Luna, but this whore is even stronger than Celestia. Add Chrysalis to the mix, who is also stronger than Celestia...I'm fucked. No, I'm going to fucking die! No, no. She has no shinning armor or anything, so one stab into the skull, I win. Now, how can I face an angry ass Alicorn that's stronger than Celestia and not get torn apart?

"What was that?" I hear behind me. I can sense that Chrysalis is behind me by a few meters, she must of got out of that wall. But it's at that moment I sense thousands of things approaching the castle, aimed right at us. It must be the Xenomorphs, but I also sense a army of Changelings. They are getting nearer and nearer.

I look straight at the Legendary Super Bitch in front of me and the whore Chrysalis behind me. They're both getting into fighting stances. I decide to do the same, using this time to heal my self to about 89%. It's then when I notice the walls shaking, the floor vibrating and little prices of dust falling all around us. The others notice this as well, Chrysalis is smirking, she obviously thinks her Changelings will help her, all it'll do is distract bitch. Bitch seems to smile manically at this, sniffing the air? She must of just gone psycho. Then again, if my knowledge is correct, I just murdered her 'true love'. And with her being an Alicorn of love, I guess that rage of loosing a love one can turn yah crazy. Yes, I know she was a pony of love, but not an Alicorn. It would be useful if I can actually get all the details when I do something like this.

The shaking increases and I can hear the hoofbeats and foot beats becoming louder. Something tells me...that this will be hell.