MLP: Ponies taste like magic

by Deathstar47

Ex vs Luna

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I run at Luna, teeth bared and tail raised. She charges, her sword raised by both her hands above her head. Seeing what she's about to do, I faint to the left and doge right. Luna slams the sword down to the left. I use my tail to sweep her legs. She falls to the floor, dropping her weapon, and tries to get up. I pounce at her, only for her to fly up and fire a magic spell at me. The attack hits me directly but only makes me slide back a meter or so. Luna yells in rage and dive bombs me. Again, I'm too slow to doge. She let's loose a multitude of punches, each leaving a small scratch, and bucks me into a wall.

"Ha! Hast thou lost already? We art only beginning," she says, striding up to me. I am stuck in this wall, trying to get out. She gets closer and stops in front of me. I drop my head down. I can feel Luna smirk from beneath her armor. "So, thou have given up. What else would we expect? You're nothing compared to a god!" She exclaims proudly. I smirk.

'Too bad I don't believe in gods,' I say mentally. Before she can react, I spit acid onto her armor and use both of my legs to kick her away.

She goes flying a few meters, back into the the center of the ring. I drop from the wall and walk towards her. To my shock she gets back up, my acid having done nothing to her. She picks the sword from the floor that she dropped and points it at me.

"Did thou truly think a simple trick like that would work?" She asks. I raids my tail and his.

'Just because my acid doesn't work, it doesn't mean I can't win.' She chuckles. I quickly look for a strap or somethin. Obviously she didn't suddenly grow this armor, so there has to be a strap to get it on or off. I spot a small strap from her gauntlets. She's using straps. So all I've got to do, is cut them.

I charge Luna again aiming for the strap on her gauntlets. If I can expose her wrist, I can cause enough pain to spot some other straps. Luna swing her sword horizontally. I bring my arms up and use my elbows to block it. My elbow's blades are just strong enough to take the impact off the blow, but the sword did imbed itself a few center meters in. I use my tail to cut the strap of and pull on the gauntlet. The gauntlet slips off, causing Luna to gasp. I wrap my tail around her now exposed wrist and punch her in the face. I can feel a pop and crack sound as Luna goes flying into a wall...with my tail still wrapped around her hand. I just ripped her hand off. I also have her sword, she left it in my elbows.

I hear her grunt as she pulls her self out of the wall and trys to stop the bleeding. I wave the hand in front of her and crush it between my tail. Luna let's out a roar and charges at me, her one hand clenched. I pry the sword from my elbows and wait for her to draw near. She reaches me with her horn glowing. I grab the sword with my claws and swing at her, only to hit the air. Before I can comprehend what happened, I feel something smash into my back and force me into the ground. I feel the same thing smashing me again, making me go even deeper into the floor. The assault continues, each hit more powerful than the next...and they actually hurt. The strikes continue, I feel my spines bringing to crack. The attack stops and I manage to get up. I look around and notice that I'm in a deep crater. Before I can do anything, a beam of magic comes rocketing towards the crater. I lift my claws up to block the attack. The attack hits and it stings like hell. I put my claws down and notice some of my acid blood is dripping from them. Hell, I can feel that some of my face has a slight crack in the middle with blood seeping through.I feel something grab me by the head and lift me up, pulling me out of the crater.

I exit the crater and see Luna holding my with one hand. She kicks me back down to the ground and charges at me. My body sting as I hit the ground and Luna lands on me. She starts punching me with her one hand, each hit making the crack in my head a bit bigger. I can feel the sting of each punch and my senses are beginning to dull. My sight is going blurry and all I can hear is a ringing noise. I decide to quickly do something while I'm still alive. Luna keeps punching, showing no signs of stopping. I screech in fury, forcing her to cover her ears. I quickly use this moment to kick Luna off me. I shakily stand up and pant, my vision returning and my hearing improving. Luna gets up and picks the sword back up.

She charges at me again. I spit acid on the floor, making her trip and fall on her stomach. I see the straps along her armor. I jump on her and slash away, cutting the straps. She hits my face with the back of her head, and use her wings to launch her self across the room. I stand up and relax a bit, letting my body rest. Half the spines on my back are missing and I have lots of cracks everywhere. The most noticeable is the one going from my forehead to my chin.

"We are not done yet!" I hear Luna shout. She grapes the sword in her hand and walks towards me. I know that she is immortal and that her hand will grow back, so don't know why she got so pissed. The only way I an kill her is by chopping her head off...but I don't need to kill her. Well, if I survive. Yes, I just questioned if I can survive this. As much as it pains me to say, Luna is beating me. I'm not saying I'm doing bad, her body is slowing down because off blood loss and all that energy she used to attack me, so I've obviously got a chance. What I am saying is...I need to give this my all. I went in here and underestimated her. But now I'm not going to hold back. Yes, I was holding back. I didn't think she would be this strong.

I growl and raise my tail. My body healed a little bit, stopping some blood and closing a few small scratches and cracks. The crack on my head is a bit smaller but is still covering a lot of my face. Luna's injury has stopped bleeding but the loss of blood is wearing her out. If I can get her out off that armor...she's mine

Luna charges at me, sword raised. I keep still, even though her sword is aimed right at my chest. I should be able to take the stab and counter with everything I got. She stabs the sword at me, embedding it in my chest. I don't even flinch as the sword goes in me. I clench my claws and start delivering my most powerful hits on her chest. My attacks hit her in rapid succession, pushing her back every time I strike. I'm aware that the attack is barely hurting her, but I'm not aiming to hurt her. I bring both my claws together and uppercut her chin, sending her helmet flying out a window. I can see her face. Her eyes are closed giving me the impression that she must of flinched. I use this to my advantage and punch her square on the jaw.

I here a crack as Luna hits the ground. I walk up to her and notice that she's not moving and that her eyes are closed.

"Y-you just...got knocked the fuck out," I say, panting slightly. I turn her over and begin to unstrap Her from the armor. I finish and see her naked body lying on the ground. I could very easily end her now...but I want her to be awake.

I warp my tail around her horn and shatter it, sending shards of her horn everywhere. She wakes up tears in her eyes and a pained expression. She notices me and that expression turn into a glare. I would be intimidated if she wasn't crying.

'Oh, good morning. Sleep well?' I ask. Luna trys to get up but I place my foot on her. She begins to pant and struggle and starts focusing on me. I realize what she is doing and laugh.

"Wh-what art thou...laughing at? D-do you...n-not-" I stamp my foot down on her stomach, forcing her to cough up blood.

'Luna, Luna, Luna. I have no idea what your trying to do. It looks like your trying to cast magic. But, how does one do that without a horn?' I mock ask. Luna's eyes widen and she looks at me in a new way...with fear. Ripping a horn off a unicorn or alicorn gets rid off all their magical abilities. If you a unicorn, it just makes you unable to cast spells. But if your an alicorn...your pretty much a vegetable. You can't fly and will lose almost all the strength you have. Right now, Luna is powerless.

I smirk as a face hugger comes in and sits on Luna breasts. Luna gasp and looks at me with tears in her eyes.

"Pl-please...don't," she whispers out. I smirk and put more pressure on her stomach, making her cough up more blood.

'Begging? What happened to the strong and confident Luna who was going to destroy me? You ponies are all the same. It doesn't matter how strong you are, in the end, you all beg for forgiveness when you know you've lost. The thing is, you ponies are weak enough to forgive, other ponies that is. But the second a different species asks for forgiveness... nope! Fuck them. So tell me, why should I even think about sparing you? Right know you can't do shit and are only useful for a new breed for my kin.' I say. Luna whimpers as the case hugger begins to wrap around her neck.

"I-I...can be useful. D-don't you want a way to 'relax'?" She squeaks.

'...Really? You're going low enough to be a sex slave? That is just pitiful,' I say. But then I smirk.'Then again...I want to see how low you can get. So here's what I'll do,' I say, picking the face hugger up and putting it to the side. 'I want you to beg for me to forgive you. If I'm not happy I'll put the face hugger on you, make it lay the egg and use you for a spawn point for the rest of your life. If you please me. I'll only do it once and you can be a pet for me. And since your so set on the slave thing, Discord can use you if he needs to.'

I grab Lunas wings and pull. She squeaks and starts begging.

"Please forgive me...master. " she says. I smirk at how she calls me master. I pull a bit less hard. "W-we was...wrong to threaten you, t-t-to...fight you...we didn't think w-we could win...we knew we could," she says. I look at her confused. Before I can do anything she bucks me off and stands up.

"H-ha! Did thou...really think we would just give up? We may have lost a great amount of power...but we can still win." She proclaims. I smirk as I get up, the attack not hurting me in any way. I stand there crossing my arms. Luna stares at me.

"Wh-why art thou just standing there?" She asks.

'Because I want to watch.' Before Luna can react, the face hugger jumps on her and closes on her face. She trys to squirm and struggle but she falls to the ground with a thud. I call in more face huggers and tell them to wait until this one falls of so they can use her as a spawn point. I'll get some drones to move her later...right now I need to deal with someone who's been bugging me for a while...

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