MLP: Ponies taste like magic

I laugh to myself as I see Discord return to his original spot, as a statue. Bitch, Whore and six other ponies put him back on his stand. Bitch and Whore, a.k.a Celestia and Luna, smile to themselves as Discord is put back and then they start some sort of speech about 'friendship' and how 'I knew my student could defeat you.' Since when did she get a student. I thought that tearing Starswirl in front of her would give her the massage of NOT getting apprentices. I smirk as I feel Discord's annoyance, so I decide to rub it in his face.

'So, how'd it go?' I ask. I feel Discord glare at me.

'Oh, it was fine. Can't you see how FREE and HAPPY I am.' He says through his teeth. I smile and chuckle a bit.

'Silly me. I should of realized it straight away. So, Bitch and Whore?' I ask. I can feel Discord's anger lessen.

'No....it was the NEW girls.' Discord says.

I look down at the six girls celebrating about catching Discord. One has a black mane with a hot pink stripe in it. She's wearing a purple dress and some purple boots. She's not wearing any tights, whore, and has a picture of a star on the side of the dress. The dress is pretty simple with a lighter shade of purple for the accents, nothing special. She is a Unicorn.

There's another one that's wearing similar clothing and is also a Unicorn, besides the fact she's got a white dress and some diamonds on the side, it's preety much the same dress. She has a royal purple mane that is kinda curled. This one is wearing tights though, so she's a bitch.

There's another one wearing a green dress with pink accents and an even longer mane than the other bitch. She has three butterflies at the side of her dress and isn't wearing tights, whore. She's a Pegasus.

The last two I see are not wearing dresses, tomboys, and are pretty much wearing the same clothing. The only difference being color. They both got some navy jeans on. It's just one top is light blue and the other has a light orange one. One has a short Rainbow mane and the other has a blonde mane with a ponytail. The rainbow one is a Pegasus and the other is a 'normal pony.' Oh, and their coats are the same color as there dresses, purple, orange, blue, white, and the only exception being the one with the green dress, yellow. Wait...that's only five.

Suddenly, I feel something hanging of my tail.

"Hey! Girls. Look at this funny statue!" Someone says. I can't get a good look at who, though.

'She's got a pink coat, pink bubbly hair and, you'll never guess, a pink dress with blue accents. She also has three balloons on her dress and is wearing tights. An earth pony.' Discord explains to me. I mentally nod as the pink bitch continues to swing on my tail.

'If she's still here at midnight, I'll kill her in the most brutal way ever.' I say. Luckily, the purple unicorn whore magics her off me.

"Pinkie! You can't just swing on these statues. Even if they do look weird." The purple bitch whore, who is going to die second, says. I can hear Discord chuckle as the other girls get over here.

"Ha! Look at him, he looks like some weird experiment gone wrong." The rainbow one says, while pulling faces at me.

'Okay, change of plan. This tomboy is going down first.' I say. Discord then breaks out into a laugh as the ponies crowed around me.

I stare at Celestia and she stare back at me.

' That's it, Celestia, keep looking. This will be the last thing you see.' The purple one looks at me in confusion.

" Princess, what's this one?" She asks. Celestia stops staring at me and turns to the whore.

"This is Extinction. He too was an enemy from my past." Bitch says. Bitch is still wearing her 'regal' plain white dress as well as having her long flowing rainbow hair. Whore also has the same black dress on but now she has her flowing purple star hair, something she didn't have until after I was defeated. As I think about how smelly their clothes must be, I hear them talk about me. I hear the names Apple Jack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Flutter Shy and Pinkie Pie.

'Least I know who I'm killing first.' I think to myself. I feel Discord frown.

'Kill? Look, I know your a massive seven foot tall killing machine...but why kill them?' Discord asks. I growl mentally at him.

'Why? Because I NEED to. When I first got here, after freaking out, I quickly went to find civilization, help, something. I found the ponies, saw that they are intelligent beings. And you know what, even though everything in me was telling me to kill them, to eat them, I decided to leave them alone, to hunt and evolve elsewhere. So that's what I did, I had a nice hunting ground to feed and evolve from, I could even feel my next transformation coming, the warrior/guard Xenomorph...but then THEY came...

One thousand and something years ago.

I smile as I feast on this cow I just murdered, he's fucking tasty. I've been doing this for a while now, killing any animal I can find that doesn't talk. Last night I sneak attacked a fucking lion...thing. Suddenly, I feel something hit my head. I turn to the side and see a group of 'ponies' armed with bows and swords glaring at me. They appear to be wearing some kind of golden armor and they don't look happy.

"Damn it, I thought that would kill it!" One of them says. I abandon my meal and sprint away on all fours.

"It's getting away!" I hear behind me. I continue running until I find a big tree. I climb up the tree, with my Xenomorph powers, and watch them stop a few meters from me.

'Why are they doing thi-THREAT MUST-what have I ever-KILL-no. No their not a threat. Maybe they just got scared?' I think to myself. It's hard keeping my Xenomorph instincts in control. The ponies all start looking around, trying to find something. 'YOU! THEY'RE TRYING TO FIND YOU! No they're not. May-THEY'RE A THREAT, KILL THEM!' I shake my head, trying to get my mind straight...and that's when it happened...

"So, when we kill this thing, how many bits do you think we'll get?"

'THREAT'

"Don't know. Hey, maybe we can track it to see if there's more. Then we can hunt them, give them to Celestia and get even more money'

'THEY'RE GOING TO HURT OUR RACE...MUST PROTECT...'

"Yeah, maybe we can take their spawns and see if we can sell them as pets." At those words, something inside me clicks. My anger. An anger I didn't even know existed.

'Pets?-PETS?-Pets!-PETS!-PETS!-PETS!' I keep thinking. My Xenomorph instincts kicking in...and I can't stop it.

Before I can even comprehend what I'm doing, I've landed right in front of the ponies, shocking them. After they get out of their shock, One of them charges me while the other two prepare to fire an arrow at me. I grab the one charging and use him as a meat shield to block the arrows, not that they would of done anything to me. The arrows hit the pony and I see his shocked face...before he falls limp in my claws. I throw him at one of the archers then proceed to charge the other. Before he can so much as blink, I've already stabbed my tail between his eyes. I take my tail out and he falls to the ground. I turn to the other archer, he's on the floor with his back to me. I stalk over to him, like a lion, and stand up straight just as he gets up. I quickly get him in a choke hold and move my tail to his face. I can feel his body shake as my tail gets closer to him. He begins to struggle. Feeling amused, I let him go and see what he'll do. He quickly turns around and stares in fear. He snaps out of his trance and charges me with a dagger he had at his side. Before his dagger can reach me, I wrap my tail around his neck and hiss at him with my two mouths. I see the tears stream out of his eyes as he tries to stab me with the dagger. I chuckle and squeeze harder, making him drop the dagger. I open my mouth and move towards his face. I here his muffled screams as my two mouths are inches from his face. I quickly lunge and bite his head. I then proceed to rip it of his body and drop his carcass on forest floor...I smile as I taste the blood of the ponies.

'S-a-F-e...-M-u-S-t...D-e-S-troy...ponies. To insure survival...o-F R-ace.'

Back to the present.

'After that, I learned that Bitch and Whore wanted me dead, they saw me as a threat...well, they were right. In the final battle, I tried to explain to them, explain why I needed to destroy them. Even after they killed all my babies, I still tried to offer them...offer them a way to live in harmony, even though every instinct in my body was telling me to kill them...I gave them a chance. A chance they didn't even listen to. So, yes, Discord. I have to kill them, they're a threat to my survival and my future kind. Since they thought it was so FUNNY to kill my children while all I could do was watch in stone...I'll just have to return the favor. Like I did with Starswirl, I will rip that purple pony, Twilight I believe, apart...then we'll see how their 'Elements' will work.' I say, finishing my mental explanation to Discord.

I don't hear Discord say anything. No snappy remark, no sarcastic joke...he just says nothing.

'...Just so you know, I will free you from your prison. And after we make Celestia suffer... you can rule as much of the world as you want. As long as their is a place for me and my kin.' I say mentally.

'Thanks. So, when you break out, what's the plan?' Discord asks. I smile as I recall a plan I've been thinking about.

'Easy. I'll sneak out the garden, we can both leave a 'message' that we have escaped in the middle of Canterlot, get down the mountain and find a nice large cave to camp at. As well as getting enough food to evolve me back into my Queen form...then we'll attack Canterlot, kill bitch and whore and then move on to the other races.' I say, smiling at my plan. I hear Discord chuckle.

'Did I say so something funny, dipshit?' I ask.

'Yes. You do realize that if 'bitch' and 'whore' are killed, no one can raise the sun and moon.' Discord says. I growl.

'That's why I'm not gonna kill you, so you can raise the sun and moon, dipshit.' I say to him.

I quickly notice that the moon is now high in the sky, as well as the fact there's a party or some shit in the castle. I must of taken a while to explain my story to Discord.

'So, Extinction. How are you going to free me?' Discord asks. I hiss mentally at him.

'First, my name is not 'Extinction'.'

'So, what is your name?' Discord asks. I frown. Ever since I got my new body, I can't remember my name.

'...just call me...Ex.' I say. Discord opens his mouth 'Also, don't says something stupid or I'll free you by drop kicking you off the mountain.' I say. Discord shuts his mouth.

'Alright. But how WILL you free me?'

Just then I feel my stone prison crack.

'I'll show you.'