MLP: Ponies taste like magic

In a bright flash, me and Discord appear in the middle of a familiar forest. I take a look around and notice that this forest is just how I remember it...except even shitter.

I turn to face Discord, who is now wearing pants, and start to speak to him.

"Why did you transport us here?" I ask. Discord smirks and pulls out two chairs.

"Well, thing. What better place to set up camp then a place you already know?" Discord replies, drinking a cup of chocolate milk. I stab the cup out of his hand with my tail and throw it to the side.

"This isn't a picnic, dipshit. We need to find a nice place to set up camp...and I have just the place." I say, smirking. I head off to a certain place I remember with Discord close behind me.

"So...just where are we heading?" He says. I sigh, pretty much just a hiss, and turn and keep moving, ignoring his question. I an here dipshit let out a 'hmph'.

"Fine, don't tell me. I like surprises anyway." Discord says.

At that moment, a lion thing jumps out from a bush and swallows Discord whole. When I say lion thing, I mean that this lion is about 12 feet tall, has bat wings, a scorpion tail and a lions head and body. I never really learned the name of them...but they do make for an excellent meal.

I stare at the beast in anger. The fucker just ate my dipshit. I hiss and raise my tail in a manner that basically means 'I'm going to fuck you up'. The beast does the same thing with his tail and growls back at me. This...thing may be bigger than me, may be stronger. But if I know Discord...

The beasts head suddenly falls off...just falls off. He still alive, he just doesn't have a head. Discord jumps out off the lion and strolls over to me.

"Okay. What I meant to say was, I like SOME surprises." Dipshit says. I look back to the lion and then back to Discord.

"So, you just...gonna leave him like that? A fucking headless lion?" I ask. Discord just smirks and shakes his head.

"No, of course not. You can eat him." He says. If I had eyebrows, I would have raised them. I make my way over to the head and smirk.

"Night, bitch." I hiss, stabbing my tail into it's head. The body falls over on the ground with a thump. It's only then that I realize, the body was still standing up. I shrug my shoulders and make my way to the body.

"Discord, you might want to find my camp site for me. Just keep heading forward until you reach a lake. When you reach the lake, that means you went too fucking far, so turn your ass around and see if you can spot it. If you can't... well, you're just stupid then, aren't you." I say. Discord nods and heads away...and appears in front of me in a flash.

"Umm...what does it look like?"

"It's a massive cave with lots of dried up blood around it. It's been a while, so maybe there's some moss or trees covering it. You should still be able to see it." I say, slicing the lions stomach open. Discord nods and walks away. I rip the I sides out of the lion and begin to eat.

Princess whore/Luna POV

"Are you sure?" Our sister asks. We nod my head.

"We are certain. We could see...IT and Discord standing together. We think they may have formed an alliance of some sort." We say. Our sister sighs and rubs the bridge of her nose, pacing back and forth in the throne room. We always wondered where Twilight got the pacing habit from...now we can see.

"Couldn't we use the Elements?" We suggest. We know the risk of letting our innocent ponies meet...IT, but we can't just leave without telling the Elements, they would panic and look for us...and it will most likely kill them. No matter how skilled Twilight is in magic, she wouldn't stand a chance, not even in the form 'it' has now. And if we do tell them, they'll come along anyway.

Sister turns to look at us in shock.

"We can't, Luna. We both know what it can do...we'll send the guard...no. The guard might have been able to handle 'it'...but not Discord." Sister says. Honestly, we'd be surprised if the guards could get rid of a spider, much less a massive killer...thing.

"But then, how will we beat Discord? We need the Elements, sister...or...we could follow them, wait for the right moment, and when Discord isn't looking, slay that monster once and for all." We say, smiling at our plan. T'is a perfect plan, nothi-

"And how exactly are you going to? Extinction is a master at stealth. You should know that. He's even good enough that you don't know where he is." Sister says. We think back to the first time we met him. We hid in the dark, waiting to strike...but 'it' also hid in the dark and sneak attacked us instead. He even had a little speech about thinking the darkness was our ally and how 'it' was born in it, or something.

"Maybe. Maybe back then. But now, now we know that he will not be able to. He was only in his first form, he's not that strong, a simple decapitation is all we need." We say. Our sister sighs.

"...Fine. But if you see or even THINK Discord is nearby, get out of there. And remember, Don't use any magic. Discord can sense it a mile away." Sister says. We nod and let our magic go, making our mane turn back to it's normal state.

" Be warned, Extinction. We will hunt thee, we will find thee...and we will smite thee."

Ex's POV

I walk side by side with Discord, he found the cave...but there's a problem.

"So, your absolutely sure that something else is in there?" I ask. Discord sighs and looks at me.

"Yes, a thousand times, yes! I could sense a powerful magical being in there. It's not that strong, no where near Luna's strenght, but it's definitely strong enough for her to need to actually try." Discord says. When he first told me, I thought that perhaps one of my children lived and evolved into a queen...but Xenomorphes don't have any magic in them, so obviously not.

We reach the entrance of my old cave. The dried up blood of the ponies is still there, scattered across the ground and walls. But there appears to be some new blood. Just like I thought, there are also lots of vines and moss covering it. I walk over to the blood and give it a sniff.

"This blood is only...4 weeks old..." I say out loud. I hear Discord walk up beside me. He looks down at me, when I walk I mostly use all fours, and speaks.

"That blood leads into the cave. Whoever or whatever is in there...obviously left it as a warning. I mean, why else would you kill something OUTSIDE a cave?" Discord says. It makes sense, I did do the same thing.

I move to the entrance and see that it's blocked by a bunch of rocks. There's also a note on the rocks.

"Something tells me they ain't the social type." Discord says.

"However did you figure that out? Was it the blood? The blocked entrance? Or the fucking note that says: 'come in and we'll rape you'?" I say, sarcasm dripping from my voice...or maybe that's my acid.

"Maybe if we knock-" I cut Discord off as I have already knocked...the blockade down.

"Well, okay. Told you knocking would work...ladies first?" He says, bowing.

"You're the only lady I see." I say, hissing. Discord chuckles and walks in. I follow.

We enter my old cave and see lots of green slime on the floor. It's pretty dark in here but I can see in the dark...and Discord is fucking raving through with glow sticks. I would of told him to stop that, but when I 'knocked' on the door, whatever's in here obviously heard it.

"Discord." I whisper. "Something is watching us." I say. I can sense them all over the place. They're definitely not Xenomorphes they smell different. Discord starts to quicken his pace and whisper back to me.

"I know, but if we hurry, we might be able to get to the leader before anything bad could happen. I know what your about to say: 'we can take them.' Well, maybe. But whatever's in here is similar to your race. I can sense they have a hive mind." Discord tells me. I'm shocked. Whatever's in here...is like my race?

"What do you mean?" I ask, as we turn a corner.

" I mean, that they have a queen that gives birth to them all, and just like you, they want what's best for there race and will protect it with there lives. The race I'm talking about...are changelings. They are pretty similar to you. The only difference, they feed off love and don't have acid or acid blood. I'm not sure about being able to sense their prey...but they might. Another thing, they HATE ponies. They might act like they love them...but that's only to get love. After that...they kill them. I am hoping that we can form an alliance, they are a strong race and if what their hive mind is saying is true, the Queen is interested in us and can feel your hate of the ponies. Besides, you know what they say, the more the-"

"And what makes you think I want MORE help? I can tell there's a lot of them in here. That means I'll have to give up more of this world. Besides, love? My race doesn't love. We...look out for each over. But not love. If one of us died, we wouldn't be sad, we wouldn't feel bad. We would see I as a shame... but nothing more." I say. These...changelings better get the fuck out of here. I can trust Discord. All I need to do is give him an area to spread chaos. He won't want more, he's a fucking chaos god. I could give him a one meter by one meter space and he'll still be entertained for a few years. But I don't know what to do with these changelings... they could betray me. I-I just...I don't know. Last time I gave someone a chance...my whole race died...but these changelings hate the ponies as well. If I get their help...it would be easy to take this world...I think I might know...

We arrive in a large room and there, on my old broken throne, is a big pony like bug with silky green hair sitting like she owns the place. She turns to look at us with a smile.

"So, you're the one who 'knocked'. You two certainly are an interesting bunch. Tell me, why are you here?"

"Discord...cast a spell that let's me speak with her...I've decided what I want to do with this race..."