MLP: Ponies taste like magic

Discord snaps his fingers, giving me the ability to speak. I stare at the bitch sitting on MY throne. She's wearing some sort of armor on her...and that's it. No undershirt, no nothing. She probably ain't even wearing a bra. Her armor covers her chest and looks like some sort of dress made out of...green slime? Yeah slime. At first glance, it look like she's dressed as a whore...well, she is. But, unlike the others, she actually looks like she has a reason. Her 'skin' looks hard, like harder than the boner Discord has from looking at her. She has a few holes in her hooves and on her horn. She has a mix between a black coat and green coat. It's mostly black with some green patterns on it...she actually looks kinda bad ass...well, for a whore. I look into her eyes, they kinda look like a mix between a cats and a lizards eyes, and open my mouth to speak.

"So, your the infamous Queen of the hive?" I ask. The Queen smirks and nods. Fucking bitch, this ain't guess who, speak actual sentences. "I...was expecting better." I say. I seem to have struck a nerve. She opens her eyes and growls at me.

"You dare insult Queen Chrysalis?" She asks, glaring at me. Well, no. I was complementing you.

"...I mean no offense... it's just, my race's Queen is ALOT bigger than you." I say. This bitch stands around 10 feet tall. Yes, she's bigger than me in THIS form... but in my Queen form, she's nothing but a fucking bug. Chrysalis stops glaring and motions for me to continue.

"This ain't twenty questions, YOU fucking say something." I say. I can sense other changelings all around me and Discord. I would love to just stab that bitch or tell her to fuck off...but she could be useful.

"Not many would even think about swearing at me. You certainly are a brave bastard aren't you?" She says. I smirk at her and walk forward. Discord look like he needs a piss and then there's this bitch just not giving a fuck. The other changelings give a fuck, I can sense them move more close. They obviously think I don't know that they are there...idiots. I reach the whore and climb up the throne. Yes, climb. The throne is about fifty feet tall. I reach the edge and pull myself up. Chrysalis seemed to have moved to the middle of the throne.

"You're certainly brave, aren't you?" I hiss and move towards her. I raise my tail at her...she doesn't even react.

"Look, whore. Just so you know, this is MY cave that I made and you're sitting on MY throne. So, if y-" I Don't get to finish that sentence. Chrysalis has grasped my neck and is slowly squeezing. I thought Discord said she wasn't that strong. I quickly wrap my tail around her neck and squeeze. We both do this...it has no effect on either of us. Our necks are to strong.

"Sorry about getting all touchy feely...but I just wanted to see how strong you are. I can already tell that magic will be near enough useless on you and even the sharpest swords won't do that much...yes, you'll be a perfect ally." She says, stroking me...like a PET!

"Listen here, bitch. I'M the one who is even deciding if you can live or not. So, don't-" She stops my rant by throwing me off the throne.

I land on the ground with a grunt. It didn't hurt, but it knocked the wind out off me. I stand up on my two legs and watch as Chrysalis descends.

" You better have a good reason for me not to kill you." I say. The bitch starts laughing. She waltz right up to me and spreads her arms out, revealing her impressive breasts. There like double Fs. And so are Discord's eyes.

"Kill me, then. And after you can fight the thousands of changlings I have." She says, arrogance and smugness dripping from her mouth.

"You may have an army...but I have a Discord." I say. Chrysalis... laughs? Okay that's it. I raise my tail and wrap it right around her neck. I bring her right up to my face and put my claws on her breasts.

"Ever herd of 'laughing your tits off?'" I say.

"Just so you know, Discord can't kill." She says. I look at her in anger.

"What! What do you mean?" I ask. I hear Discord clear his voice. I turn around and look him in the eyes. He smiles nervously.

" Yes... I can't kill. You see, there are certain...things I need to follow to keep my power. One of them is not killing." He says. I yell in rage, bringing my second mouth out. Not kill? Since when? He killed...no. No, no, no. He didn't even kill the lion...he only removed it's head.

" So, have you realized you need my help? I'll make you a deal. There's a wedding in four mounths. I'm going to crash that wedding, get all the love from Canterlot and keep the bride as my personal love source. If you assist me, I'll join you and let you leave with your life." She says. I let go of her boobs and stare her in the eyes.

"What's the catch?" I ask.

"Nothing. All I want, is to keep Canterlot and the bride. You can do whatever you want to the others. After you've aided me I'll help you." She says. I don't trust her...but I don't really have a choice. I could kill her, get Discord to teleport us out... but then these changelings will hunt for me. And I can't take them all on without dying. It's not like I've got a death wish. If I say no...as much as I hate to admit it, she can kill me in this form. I sigh and release her.

"I have some demands. First, I need some food. By food I mean meat. Second, I need to fight and train so I can evolve into a stronger form. Lastly, when I reach my final form, I want some of your changelings to help advance my own kind." I say. Chrysalis thinks about this for a moment then looks down at me and nods.

"Fair enough. So, do we have a deal?" She asks, holding her hand out.

"I'm only helping you with this wedding. After that, you'll give me some of your changelings and we'll part ways." I say. She nods. I reluctantly grasp her hand with my claw and shake. I know she's going to fucking betray me.

"Excellent. Drones! Take our new companions to our best room. Be sure to supply them with whatever they need and treat them like you treat me. Anyone who doesn't... will end up as..." Chrysalis says. I notice that she's looking at me.

"Just call me Ex." I say.

"As Ex's personal snack." She finishes. Damn, she's a bitch. I feel Chrysalis grab my arm and feel her breath next to my face.

"Be a good boy...and I might give you a 'treat." She whispers. I use my tail to pull her away.

"I'm genderless, bitch."

"You can still watch." She says. I shudder and walk next to Discord.

Some changelings walk towards us and motion for us to follow. I get down on my fours and do just that. I look behind me and notice Discord looking at two juicy melons...I think you know what I mean. I hiss, snapping him out of his daze and he follows us.

We walk deeper I to the cave, I notice that Discord has a dreamy expression on his face. I sigh. I would have loved to just kill that bitch or kept her as my pet to help advance my own kind. But I'm not strong enough to take all these changelings on. Even if I stabbed her, who's to say that would kill her? When I was holding her, I could tell I wasn't strong enough to kill her. I might of been able to stab her eyes out at most. But she would've survived. I hate being this weak. At least these other drones will treat me with respect. But I just can't believe Discord can't kill. What the actual fuck?

"We're here." A drone says in a buzzing voice. It sound like he's talking through a kazoo. I look into the room and see it's got two alicorn sized beds and...that's it. The beds are about 12 feet long and 12 feet wide. I dont even have a fucking toilet. What am I suppose to do? Shit outside? I guess I can shit down Discords neck. I Sig and turn to the drones.

"Do you know where I can train?"