MLP: Ponies taste like magic

I sit on the hill opposite to Canterlot with my Xenomorph army. Throughout the four months of planning, waiting and dreaming, it will finally happen. I sigh and take a look at my kin, the Runners, the Drones, the Warriors and the 'Morphlings'.

The runners are pretty basic. They are only only around 6 feet tall, walk only on their fours and lack any spines on their back. They are mostly useful as scouts with their fast speed and small frame, giving them the ability to hide more easily. I was never in this form when I arrived, so I don't know how it feels like. I got the runners by putting a face hugger on some cows and other quadrupedal beings. They are either black or a really dark shade of blue. They can spit acid from their mouths and have acid blood. They have long tails with multiple spikes on one side and a dagger shaped spike at the end of their tail. They can use the spike-less side of the tail to grab other beings, like I have been doing.

Next, the Drones. They are bigger than the runners, about 7-8 feet tall, and are stronger. They have multiple spines on their back, which can be used to protect them from attackers attacking from behind, and can walk on all fours or just two legs. They also have acid blood and can spit that at enemy's. This was the first form I had, it's definetly useful. They have the same powers as the Runner but slightly better. Their tail is also longer and sharper.

The Warriors. They are the same height as the Drones, the only difference being length, and are stronger and faster. They can also jump good enough to put Mario to shame. They have tougher and rougher skin then the Drones, meaning they can take more damage, and use this ability to ram into their enemy's. Their tail is even more longer and deadly and can be used to propel them through water like nothing. They have the same powers but more acid blood in them, so, under the right conditions, they can explode their blood everywhere apon death. The spines on their back are sharper and longer, some even have sharper elbows used to stab at CQC (close quarters combat). This was my second form, a form that is useful for combat and stealth. They are near enough the same speed as Runners. I could kill Chrysalis in this form...or at least have a bigger chance of killing her. But since she's, if her plan works,  even stronger than Celestia now, I can't. I could be a challenge for Luna, though.

Now on to the 'Morphlings' as I call them. They are just like the runner,  incredibly fast, but do have spines on them. The spines are where the wings would be and look exactly like wings, without the feathers that is. They have a massive rigged horn coming out of their skull with a hole or two in it. The horn is actually where the acid comes from. For some reason, they lack a second mouth. They have a unique ability that mixes their acid and magic together. As far as I'm aware, they can cast some magic spells, like levitation, but not more advanced ones, like teleportation. Because the acid mixes with the magic, the magic they use can harm others. So if they casted levitation on someone it would be like dropping them in acid. The only downside is they can't actually manipulate anything without destroying it. Their color is different, they are black but with a slight green tint. They have a smooth head like the runners and drones and lack a tail. They are about as strong as a Drone and as fast as a Runner.

Now, me. I am my third form, the Praetorian. This form is around 10-11 feet tall, me being 11 feet tall, and is ALOT stronger than the others. I'm like a smaller version of the Queen form. I have even sharper and longer spines on my back, my tail is also more longer and deadly. I have a large head cress that I can use to ram into enemy's like nothing. My skin is even more rougher and is powerful enough for me to shrug bullets off. Of course there are no bullets in Equestria, so I can basically shrug even the most powerful spells off. Celestia and Luna would have to go super saiyan to actually hurt me with magic...or spam magic spells at me as strong and fast as they can. Sadly, because of my weight and sheer size, I can't climb and I'm not that fast. I don't need it, however, as I'm basically a tank. If I do need aid, I can let out a screech to call some Warriors to help me. Other than climbing on surfaces, I have the same powers as the Warriors but even more better. I can definitely take Luna on like this. This was the same form that has defeated her many times before, after all.

Funny thing is, this isn't even my final form. Next is the Queen, a form I don't have... yet. I will evolve into this form, since their is no current Queen, and become even stronger. I can still control other Xenomorphs with the hive mind, since their is no higher Xenomorph, and have gave them specific orders, only kill ponies or use a face hugger on the 'good' ones. I need to make sure I can reach Chrysalis before I turn hostile against her and the changelings. After, they can do the same to the changelings. The Runners and Drones we're easy to order. The Warriors, however...Let's just say I use to have a lot more of them before I got the point across.

So, this is it. Me and my kin, waiting for the shield to be broken while Discord is fixing the cave. By fixing I mean, raving and clopping to picture of Chrysalis like there's no tomorrow. There probably won't be a tomorrow if Discord doesn't act seriously. I hate to admit it, but he is one of the only non-Xenomorphs that I like. The other being a stallion I met when I first arrived. He was the only one kind to me. He couldn't understand me, but he still treated me nicely. Granted, he was mentally ill... so, for all i know, I could've been a banna in pygarmers. But still, he was nice. Anyway, Discord might be cocky, arrogant and lots of other words, like an asshole, but he did make it fun at times. Especially that time he enchanted a seat Chrysalis was sitting on so that it runs around the place. I saw it when I was walking to check on my kin and Chrysalis comes barreling down while ridding a chair...with a sign on the back that said: CAUTION: I APPEAR BIGGER THAN I LOOK IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR P.S IMAGINE THIS IN MORRGAN FREEMANS VOICE NOW IMAGINE MORRGAN FREEMAN AS THE CHAIR WHILE HE SINGS: NUMA NUMA...I actual did that...and I fucking laughed my ass off. I'm glad I have Discord, he'll always be loyal to me. I actually see him as a friend. I don't see my kin as such, they are my babies.

I smile as I see the shield surrounding Canterlot begins to break, Evey crack is getting longer and wider. I can feel my kin hiss and roar with excitement as the shield begins to break.

The shield shatters and I can't help but say one thing...

"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"