MLP: Ponies taste like magic

Me and my army walk down the destroyed streets of Canterlot, explosions and screams echoing all around. I can see ponies everywhere fleeing in terror. There are a few who are brave enough to fight, but they are no match for the numbers that are overwhelming them.

I turn around to face my army, they're all eager to lay waste to this city. I mentally tell then to begin and begin they do. I watch as some Runners pounce on the ponies, biting their faces off. I watch as some Warriors and Drones impale the many guards with their tails. I watch as the morphlings fire magical acid everywhere dissolving the many buildings and ponies.

I smile at the carnage and walk forward toward the castle. A group of guards come from the corner and ambush me, stabbing spears into me. Of course, I already new that they were there. I smirk at the guards expressions when they notice that the spears haven't done anything and swiftly spin in a circle with my tail out, cutting their upper body's in half. I look down at the guards body and smile as I clean the blood dripping from my tail and continue my walk to the castle.

I reach the gates of the castle and notice about three hundred guards in front of it. I smile and pick a bunch of face huggers up. I let out a defining screech and throw the face huggers into the group. The ponies react, trying to stab the face huggers...but it's all in vain.

I chuckle as a face hugger grabs onto a guard and the others try to pry it of. It doesn't work, of course. Through the confusion, my warriors arrive from that screech I made. I don't even have to tell them anything as they charge into the group of soldiers.

I watch in amazement as they completely cut through the guards like nothing, tearing them apart limb from limb or spitting acid at them. It's been a while since I saw my kin fight hundreds of ponies like nothing, it brings a small tear to my eye...wait, that's blood.

I decide I've had enough of watching and walk forward. A stray guard decides that he has balls and charges at me, a spell on his horn. I grab him with my claw and lift him to eye level. His eyes are wide and he's sweating like a pig. He tries to fire his magic at me and he does. But it has no effect. I grab his horn with my other claw and rip it off his head. He cries out in pain. I throw him to the ground and shove his horn up his ass. He let's out a loud scream and falls limp. I can tell he's not dead but with the blood coming from his ass, he will bleed out and die.

I continue walking forward, slaughtering anyone foolish enough to stand in my way in my own SPECIAL way. I walk through the blooded floor littered with bodies and make my way to the gate. It's sealed tight with lots of spells on the lock. The ponies on the other side look at me with smug smiles. To bad their forgetting that they are just ponies, a stupid animal, and I'm a Xenomorph with the brain off a human. They have obviously forgotten something, as ponies always do, and think that they have bested me. I look at the gate and notice that while the lock is enchanted, the gate it's self isn't. I spit acid onto the gate dissolving it into nothing. Did these ponies seriously think a locked gate would stop me?

I walk through the hole and grin at the terrified face of the guards. A mare charges towards me, lifting her sword up high. She jumps up and tries to hit my head with it. I grab the sword with my claw. She dangels from the sword, trying to wrench it out of my grip. I take my other claw and rip her breasts off. She screams in pain and let's go off the sword. I walk towards her body and proceed to beat her with her own breasts. The guards are to busy throwing up to stop me. I stop once I notice she has stopped screaming and drop her breasts. She had a D cup...HAD.

My kin walk through the gate and start attacking the many guards. I walk past them towards the door, making sure I kill any stragglers in the fight as I do. My claws grip the golden handles and swing the oversized double doors open.

I see multiple changelings and ponies fighting each other, trying to either push forward or push back the assault. I walk past the many bodies of changelings and ponies to the many doors everywhere. I send out a message for my Xenomorphes to head into the castle and fuck shit up.

I choose the quickest door to the frown room and enter. If I'm correct, the wedding is happening in there.

I walk through the many doors and corridors to finally see the gigantic golden doors to the throne room. I smirk and grip the handles slowly opening the doors. I walk in and snarl at the sight before me.

The wedding is definitely not happening here. There's no decorations, no cake no nothing. Well, there is one certain whore sitting on her throne wearing a full set off silver at armor. The armor covers everything, not a singe gap exposing skin or fur, no mane, no nothing except the glowing green eyes glaring at me. The armor also has multiple red lines blue lines glowing every so often. I watch as the armor gets up and walks into the center off the room, her twin blades drawn each with a similar glow to the armor on it. I also walk towards the center off the room, swishing my tail side to side as I do. The armor starts cutting the air around her, showing off her sword skill. To be honest it looks like she's playing on the Wii or something, her slashes aren't exactly smooth and hold no skill. But the power of her swinging is clear to even a blind man.

We both reach the center a few meters keeping us apart. I stare at her and she stares back. I know she can understand me through my thoughts. She can't attack me mentally, my mind is far stronger than hers, despite the fact she's older. It makes sense, she's but an animal that still has her animal instincts in her like every other pony. She goes through heat and can't help but neigh when angry or scared. I, on the other hand, have my human brain. When's the last time you heard of human going through heat? Growling and snarling at each other when they were angry? Simple, you haven't. The human mind is to advanced for that. When we have a dream or nightmare we know it's not real. We know what is and isn't real. The ponies, on the other hand, don't. Some think Luna and Celestia are gods, some think curses are real other fake. Hell, they don't even know that they are a small part of the universe. They don't know about solar systems or dimensions. If I told them that there are planets that can survive without magic that would rule it as impossible and never look into it again, even if there was solid proof. They have only basic knowledge and goals. They don't even have the brain to realize simple illusions are fake. If they can't figure something out they just accept it or deny it. Don't even get me started at the weak will they have. If they broke there hoof they would fall to the ground and not get up. If a soldier had a leg and arm blown off he would still stand up and fight, despite the odds. Anyway I digress. I can feel a presence in my mind and begin to speak to it.

'Hello, Luna. I see that your still as stupid as ever if you think that armor will protect you,' I say mentally. Luna points a sword at me.

'T'is thou who is dense enough to think thy are going to win,' she replies inside my mind. I snarl and stretch my limbs, getting ready for the fight.

'No. When you're on the floor broken and defeated, when you are nothing but a bloody pulp on the floor then you'll see who has one and who has not.'

'Ha! When thou is on the floor begging for mercy, we will be sure you get none and that thou suffers unimaginable pain,' she says, getting into position.

'Trust me, I've become so numb that you could stab me in the stomach and I wouldn't feel a thin,' I say, thinking back when I was trapped in stone. All I have to do is think of the pain that I experienced watching my children die and I can overcome hell itself.

I stare at Luna and she stares at me. I can hear mine and Luna's heart beat echo through the room, all other noises muffled into nothing. We both charge loom at each other a final time...and charge...