HK stands just outside of Discord's door. How does he know this is Discord's room? Well, when there's a massive sign on the door that says: 'I'M BUSY NOT BEING BUSY' on it, common sense tells you that whoever is in their is obviously a smartass. And Discords the only person HK knows who can be classed as a smartass. Every other pony is just...well, an ass or smart.

HK kicks the door in because why the hell not? And spots Discord eating the TV and watching lunch. And no, that's not a mistake; he is literally eating the TV and watching lunch.

"Hey, Discord," HK greets. Discord takes his eyes away from his lunch and looks at HK in shock.

"Hjgnkbehdbkink!? Why are you here? How are you here? Why is there a bunch of unconscious guards behind you?"

Turning around, HK sees the mass of unconscious guards behind him and sighs.

"I was originally planning on coming here all stealthily... but; I kinda got spotted and went 'screw it! I'll just knock every bitch I see'."

"Okay."

"Didn't you here me whistling?" Discord points to his cheese sandwich with a smile.

"My lunch was to loud."

HK chuckles in amusement.

"You never cease to amaze me Discord. Anyway, I was hoping you could help me out a bit, it's kinda why I'm here...over than the fact Celestia knows that I've escaped and is currently hunting me down. You know how many arrows I had to dodge?!"

Discord turns his lunch down a bit and looks at HK.

"Umm...no."

"Well! I had to dodge...actually it was only about twenty. But still, that's a lot! I don't even know where she got the arrows from! I swear she only had about three on her."

HK sighs and shakes his head. Discord turns his lunch over and puts his sink in the plate.

"So," Discord starts. "What exactly do you need help with?"

"Remember when Celestia stopped me with her levitation spell? Well, I want a way to counter it." Discord hums to himself and looks back at HK.

"Sorry, can't do that."

"W-what?! Why?"

Discord rolls his eyes and sits on the ceiling.

"I can't just make you 'resistant to magic', it doesn't work that way. You mortals wouldn't understand."

"Try me." Discord sighs.

"Alright fine...if you want to know that bad..."

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"-And that is why. Any questions?" Discord has just finished a long ass answer to HK's question. HK fiddles with the own in his hand.

"So, basically; you just don't want too beause you're to busy not giving a fuck...right?" Discord nods his head in approval.

" But don't worry," Discord starts, "I will distract Celestia so you can drop kick her."

"I want to kick Luna, though."

"Deal with it."

"Ugh, fine. But how exactly will you distract Celestia?" Discord grins ear to ear with a sinister smile on how features.

"I have just the plan..."

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"Celestia! Celestia! CELESTIA!" Discord yells out while running towards the throne room. Celestia sighs and looks up. Suddenly, Discord smashes through the door and lands on Celestia's back.

"Oh, Celestia!" Discord cries out, "it's terrible! I need help!" Celestia adopts a annoyed look on her face and levitates Discord to the floor.

"We already know something's wrong with you, it's why my sister and I tend to keep a distance. Besides, my guards are currently looking for HK; he somehow managed to escape." Discord cups Celestia's cheek in his hoof and talon.

'Maybe you should lock the cell door next time,' Discord mentally says to himself.

"This is serious, Celestia! As in serious!" Celestia grunts and levitates Discord's appendages away from her face.

"Alright. Okay. Discord; what is so serious, so important that you broke the door down, that you need help with?"

" I need to go to the dentist: I've got to check my ears; I can't see anything!" Celestia's' face adopts a WTF look.

*Whistle* dun-dun *whistle* dun-dun...

A figure flies through the air, aimed straight at Celestia's flank.

"MOVE, BITCH! GET OU-"

"Denied," Celestia says out loud. HK's quickly suspended in the air by a golden field of magic.

"DISCORD! HELP!" HK cries out. HK has already been levitated, and he can safely say that being levitated isn't as comfortable as the fanfics say. In fact, being suspended in mid air can be sickening. It feels like you are on a rollercoaster that goes really fast and then suddenly stops. Except that feeling doesn't go away, it's constant. And to be honest, the levitation spell actually doesn't feel warm; it's dead cold and itchy.

Discord tries to think of something, but nothing comes to his mind.

"Umm, try getting out!" HK looks at Discord in desperation. Celestia closes her eyes and prepares to cast a sleep spell while talking to HK. Mentally, that is.

'Shhhhh, don't worry HK. We'll soon make you pure and teach you all about friendship. Don't fight it, just accept it.' Celestia mentally says, in a weird, crazy, lustfull way. The kind of way an overly attached girlfriend would say. Except it's an insane friendship craving Celestia instead. HK begins to struggle even more in a hope to escape.

'Why did you have to say that so creepily?' HK asks himself.

HK quickly refocuses on Discord.

"How?! How do I escape?!"

"USE THE FORCE!"

Celestia than begins to giggle.

"As if that'll work," she says. Celestia quickly turns to face HK. She can see that his head is hung low and his aviators are hanging off his ears in what appears to be defeat.

'Finally, he gave up'

"Besides, everyone knows that 'The Force' is just a-" HK suddenly bolts up and points his hand at Celestia.

"FORCE PUSH!" A massive, powerful energy plus hits Celestia and sends her flying into a wall. HK drops out of the levitation spell and looks up in surprise.

"T-that worked?! H-how?! I only did that as a fatal attempt! I didn't even think The Force existed in Equestria." Discord appears next to HK and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"This is a world where making buildings float and making chocolate clouds is considered evil. I'm honestly surprised that you're surprised. I mean, you have my power, or at least 20% of it!"

'This is only 20%?!' HK thinks to himself. ' Damn...Discord must be extremely powerful if. I mean, I spawned in a Gandalf to protect me! But, at the same time; even with all this power, I can't send myself back home. I really wish I could, but I'm no exactly sure what to do. It's not like I can click my shoes together and say "there's no place like home"...or can I?'

HK clicks his shoes together and says:

"There's no place like home!"

"..."

"...aw, I thought that would work."

Celestia decides to make her presence remembered by shooting a spear of magic at HK.

"HK!" Discord shouts in panic, "Dodge!"

"Wait-wha?-"

The magic beam hit's HK...and by that, I mean it hit's the a little bit to the left of HK's feet. Discord looks at Celestia with a frown.

"Really? You couldn't hit him when he was standing still? What's your excuse?!"

" I did just kinda force push her into a wall," HK states. Discord huffs.

"Pfft, pretty lame excuse."

"Are you two done talking!" Celestia screams. Discord holds his hoof and talon up.

"Watch out, HK. We got a badass over here."

"Well, I wouldn't say 'badass'. For her to be one you have to be bad. If you're not, you're just an ass, really."

"True."

Celestia's face begins to heat up in rage.

"FIRST OF ALL, I AM NOT A BAD-DONKEY! SECOND OF ALL, DISCORD!...THE TARTARUS?!  I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON OUR SIDE!"

"Times have changed Celestia," Discord says while sitting upside down on a chair while sipping from some tea.

"AND YOU!" Celestia shouts out while pointing a hoof at HK. "YOU JUST HAD TO BE A REBEL AND THROW AWAY MY ATTEMPTS AT FREINDSHIP!"

"In my defense, they weren't really good attempts."

"I DON'T GIVE A FLYING LUNA --sorry sister-- ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU MAKE FREINDS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!"

"Well...what if I don't want that?" HK asks.

"WELL, I'LL JUST FORCE YOU!"

"Doesn't sound very freindly-ish to me."

"I DON'T CARE! I'M DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!"

"Calm your tits."

"I'm going to have to agree with HK on that one; you're acting crazy."

"LIKE YOU CAN TALK!"

"Actually I can speak very well, thank you very much."

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

HK decides he should finish this now unless he wants Celestia to go Super Saiyan. He runs towards Celestia at full speed. Celestia sees this, and in her rage, fires one of her strongest spells at HK; a massive ball of fire that takes up half the size of the room. So it's basically a pretty bigass ball.

HK tries to look for a way to doge, but can't find one. The ball advances on HK and he decides to test out just how strong he is. With a click of his fingers, the once massive ball of fire is now a massive ball of flowers. HK clicks his fingers and summons a simple little sword. He then cuts through the ball and continues his sprint at Celestia while whistling.

*Whistle* dun-dun...

Celestia's horn glows with a bright golden light.

"I WOULDN'T EVEN TRY TO DROP KICK ME!"

"Oh; I'm not going to drop kick you." Before Celestia can react, HK kicks forward and moves like a blur, while leaving a bunch of red after images of himself, at Celestia. Or, he just used the shadow kick.

"MOVE, BITCH!" HK's other foot connects with Celestia's face, making her back go against the wall. "GET OUT THE WAY!" But HK doesn't stop there. His kick still advances forward, sending himself and Celestia through many walls of the castle while he unleashes a fury of kicks a Celestia.

They break through one more wall before HK stops and Celestia is knocked onto the ground unconscious.

"C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"

HK pants and looks around the room he is in. It has dark blue walls and a ceiling that looks like the night sky.

"Three guesses to who the room belongs to," HK mumbles to himself.

Looking around a bit more, he spots Luna sleeping on her bed with her back facing said bed. Her hooves are right up against her face, like a puppy would have when sleeping, and she has a tiny bit of drool hanging out of her open mouth.

"D'aaaaawwwwww. She looks so adorable. I almost feel bad that I'm going to kick her. Almost."

Luna turns so that her stomach is facing the bed and her head is facing the right. She let's out an adorable little snore.

"Awwwwwwwww. Well, who says I have to drop kick her in reality? I could drop kick her in the realm of dreams. And, if I-when I do that, it's sure to make Luna not want to sleep again. And with Luna tired, she won't be up to the best she can be. So, she'll most likely cause a bit of chaos while she stumbles from one end to the palace to the other. And once I enter Luna's dreams, I can enter other ponies dreams. Yep, this'll definitely cause some chaos."

"Just out of curiosity," Discord begins while appearing behind HK in a flash of light. "Do you normally talk to yourself out loud?"

"Yes. Yes I do."

"And people call me strange..."

"What?"

"Nothing, nothing."

HK rolls his eyes (not that Discord can see with his eyes being concealed by his aviators) and walks up to Luna.

"Alright, Luna. Prepare for your worst nightmare."