The train moves swiftly against the rails as it make it's way to it's destination, Canterlot. On the train are six mares, Twilight Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Lucky charms,-I mean Applejack-Pinkie and Rarity, on their way to stop the evil fiend known as Hjgnkbehdbkink.

On the back of the train just so happens to be the fiend himself, Hjgnkbehdbkink. Or HK, as he prefers.

HK sits down on a random crate with a cardboard box next to his feet. Right know HK is pondering what to do in his head. Here, on the train, is the perfect opportunity to cause chaos. But, he could get caught. He may be strong, but he ain't going to be going all Mortal Kombat against a group of six ponies, even with a bit of Discord's power. Speaking of the power, if he gets caught, they'll probably use the Elements of taste the rainbow motherf$&$#* on him, resulting with HK trapped in stone.

HK sighs as he gazes out the train window, watching the famous Canterlot come into view. HK decides he should probably drop kick a pony now. If he does so while in Canterlot, he'll have to deal with Celestia and Luna. Something he'd rather not do. Can't blame him, if you were in his situation after reading a lot of Molestia fanfics you wouldn't really be all that thrilled about being chained to a wall with Celestia in front of you. Or maybe you would. But HK most certainly wouldn't.

HK sighs and stands up, stretching his limbs as he prepares for the incoming sh*t storm. Before he can do so, however, a flash appears right in front of him, revealing the god of chaos himself, Discord.

"Why hello there, Hjgnkbehdbkink. I see that you are causing quite a storm on the news." Discord pulls a newspaper out of nowhere (his &$$) and shows it to HK. HK takes the news paper from Discord's...claw? And skims over it. Apparently they're having a sale on Fezzes. Oh, and something about boxism being banned after a purple Dragon insulted a giant talking box. But, most importantly, Princess Luna has opened a new nightclub. It's called 'Nightclub'...Also apparently HK is an evil fiend that is to be restrained on sight and taken to Celestia to either be turned good or kept in prison while being taught by Celestia how 'wrong' HK is to drop kick ponies and that HK should 'be nice' and 'friendly' instead. B*tch HK ain't turning good, here, on the dark side, we got Nutella. NU-MOTHERF#$$ING-TELLA.

HK clicks his fingers and turns the news paper into a blow pipe and spawns some sleep darts. HK is going in and he'll be blowing everypony till they fall asleep...

HK turns to Discord and looks at him in the eyes. If there's one thing has learned while being alive for seventeen years, it's that you always look someone in the eyes when you speak. Always.

"Brah, how much chaos have I caused?" Discord grins and snaps his fingers, spawning a chart with a picture of a d*ck on it.

"A you can see, right now you have caused about as much chaos as an d*ck. To get back to you're world, you'll have to cause about as much chaos as Arnold Schwarzenegger...in ALL of the movies he's been in."

" Mmmkay. Guess I'll get started."

HK snaps his fingers and appears on the roof of the train, kneeling over while panting.

"Ha...looks like...I'm running low on chaos. Better...better not spam it like a noob or else I might be screwed. Figuratively and literally," HK says to himself. He shudders at the thought of Celestia. Now, if she was human, or at the very least anthro, he might of not minded what might happen. But since she's not...

HK stands up and opens a hatch above the train. Inside he can see lots of ponies talking, reading, measuring their meat. Damn, twelve inches. That's twice as big as HK's meat. Wait, why do ponies have meat? they're herbivores. HK pounders this while eating a six inch sausage role he summoned. Yeah, I know he should be keeping an eye on his energy, but he's hungry, cut him some slack...or food.

HK finishes his role just as he spots a certain cyan Pegasus, Rainbow Dash. This is HK's plan: He's gonna drop a smoke bomb down, jump down himself and drop kick RD. After he'll GTFO. (Grab Ten Food related Objects.) Then, hopefully, be able to teleport back on top of le train.

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Twilight is having a really bad day. She wakes up to learn that a new villain is terrorizing ponies, gets dropped kicked by said villain, wakes up with a aching head, had to drag Rarity onto the train and now Spike is sitting in a corner sulking.

Twilight sighs while rubbing the bridge of her snout.

"Could this get anymore worse?" She asks out loud. She suddenly feels a hoof placed on her shoulder. She turns to look at who the hoof belongs to  see non other than her cowpony friend, Applejack.

"Don't yah worry Twi, we'll find this no good critter 'nd teach 'im a lesson he'll never forget." Twilight smiles at her friend, glad she always has somepony to talk too.

"Darling darling darling. Darling, Apple-darling-jack darling, darling," Rarity says. She was caught so of guard from the attack from HK that she was given a very minor, and nothing to panic over, case of serious brain damage. Now she can only say darling and a few other words, such as her friends names.

Before anyone can respond to Rarity amazing charismatic choice of words, a smoke bomb is suddenly dropped with an all to familiar sound entering everypony's ears.

*whistle* dun-dun...

Twilight thinks quickly and casts a smoke clearing spell, effectively clearing the smoke. It seems as though it was just in time as they see an large bipedal figure heading right at Rainbow.

"Move b*tch!," the figure shouts. Luckily, Rainbow was intact fast enough to move out the way as the figure jumped in the air at her, both legs raised. The figure goes flying right pass Rainbow and towards a little white bunny, Angel. Fluttershy brought Angel with her on the train for fear of him getting hurt. Funny how the universe works.

The biped kicks the bunny directly, sending him flying against the wall. If this was on earth, the demon known as Angel would of hit the wall and probably died. This is sparta-wait no it isn't... OK, this is Equestria, so logic is pretty much broken. Angel hits the wall and bounces of it, because apparently trains are made out of trampolines here, and goes straight for RD. Rainbow isn't fast enough to dodge and give hit on the side of the head. RD falls to the ground and holds her head in pain.

The mysterious figure stands up and looks at Rainbow on the floor. He almost seems as surprised as everypony else at what just transpired. The biped shakes his head and smirks.

"Get out the way," He whispers.