Move, B*tch!

HK stands there, arms raised in victory. The ponies all around HK stare in shock and fear at the site of him.

"Darling DARLING!" HK hears beside him. He turns to look at who said that and sees Rarity. Suddenly Pinkie Pie appears from behind Rarity and points a hoof at him.

"She's right, it's Hjgnkbehdbkink!"HK grins and bows.

"But, of course. Who else goes goes around drop kicking ponies?" HK asks, his grin growing wider.

Suddenly HK feels a tingle in his legs and sees a purple glow around them. HK looks up to see a smug looking Twilight.

"I'd like to see you get out of this." HK grins and pulls out his blowpipe, aiming directly at a confused Twilight.

"Mmkay." HK blows the pipe and a dart goes into Twilights neck. Twilight squeaks out in surprise before she starts to wobble.

"N-no...I-I-I was...finally... capture you..." Twilight mumbles out, hitting the floor with a thunk.

"Oh my Celestia! He killed Twilight," Pinkie exclaims. Everypony on the train then screams. HK holds his hands up and shakes his head.

"N-no I didn't. All I did was knock her out!" Everypony stops their screaming and sighs.

"Oh...HE KNOCKED OUT TWILIGHT!" Again everpony screams.

HK frowns and snaps his fingers, only to feel a wave of exhaustion hit him.

'Must be out of juice. Guess I'll walk back...'

HK sighs and walks over a knocked out Rainbow Dash, making his way back to the top of the train. Before he can, however, Rarity jumps in front of him.

"Darling darling, darling. Darling darling darling DARLING darling...darling." Rarity tells HK. HK gasps in horror.

" Well, that's just uncalled for! You know what, your an even bigger one!" Rarity gasps and quickly glares at HK.

"Darling. Darling. Darling!"

"That it is."

Rarity charges at HK, her horn ablaze with magic so powerful, so incredible, so-

"Nope!" HK says, loading a dart into his pipe. He quickly aims at Rarity and hits her on the chest. Rarity slows down and hits the floor, but not before firing a blue bolt at HK.

HK swiftly and gracefully dodges the bolt...by falling to the ground. The bolt whizzes past him and hits the door to the next compartment, effectively disintegrating it.

"Guess she wasn't saying empty threats," HK remarks. He gets up and dusts himself off. Before he can fully clean the dust off, he gets knocked to the floor by confetti.

" Ha! I got you!" Pinkie exclaims.

"No! You don't say?" HK groans. He rolls over so his back is facing the ground. A few inches away is Pinkie Pie and her famous party cannon, aimed straight at his face.

"Wait! Don't shoot!" HK says, covering his face. Pinkie taps her chin in thought.

" Sorry, no can do." Pinkie prepares to fire at HK. In one last, desperate attempt, HK says a word filled with so much magic, it can rival even Celestia.

"Please?" HK begs. Pinkie stops just before hitting HK with another stream on confetti.

'If he says please, maybe he has a chance to turn good!' Pinkie thinks. She smiles and puts the cannon away.

HK let's a long sigh escape from his mouth. He smiles at Pinkie, who returns it back in full glee.

"Thanks...goodnight!" Pinkie looks at HK confused.

"But it's mor-" HK quickly loads and fires a dart at Pinkie "-...ning..." Pinkie yawns and curls up on the floor, much like a dog, and falls asleep.

HK gets up, once again, and brushes off. He manages to get all the dust off, when suddenly, he feels a small tingle in his mind. UK's face grows serious as his eyes narrow.

'I feel a disturbance in the force...'

HK manages to duck just before a rope coils around his neck. HK turns slowly to stare at the disturbance.

" Well, if it ain't Applejacks." AJ looks at HK with her eyes narrowed.

"I think yah mean Applejack, partner." HK shakes his head while chuckling.

"No. I'm pretty sure I know what I mean, cereal." Applejack stomps her hoof on the ground and snorts.

"Enough o' your muckin' 'bout. I'm ah-"

"Yo, AJ, I respect your threats, I'm real happy for and I'm ah let you finish, but Pinkie was the most threatening of y'all." AJ raises her left eyebrow while tilting her head to the side.

"Now, how in the hay was Pinkie more intimadatin' then me? HK shrugs his shoulders.

"You ain't got a cannon."

AJ shakes her head and glares at HK.

"Enough o' your mind trickery, I'm tying yah down yah dirty, lying, fiend." AJ scraps her hoof against the train floor and prepares to charge.

"Alright, so I'm a lying fiend?" AJ snorts and nods. HK smiles deviously. "OK. Well, if I said: don't trust me I'm a liar... would you belive me?"

"Course not! Yah ah liar!"

"But that means I'm not a liar and i'm telling the truth."

"Well...then your telling the truth."

" But that means I'm a lair." AJ's eyes go wide as she starts to think about what HK said. She sits down and starts mumbling to herself. HK smiles as his paradox comes into effect. If HK is lying about being a liar, he's telling the truth. But if he's telling the truth, he's also lying. If AJ is as stupid as I think...

AJ's eyes start to twitch and she falls to the ground holding her head in her hoofs. HK chuckles as he watches her moan in pain.

"Guess her little brain couldn't handle it." HK remarks to himself. He frowns at the site of ponies cowering in fear and getting hurt because of him. Sure, it's fun being bad and it's funny watching ponies get hurt. But...HK just can't help feeling, well, bad.

"Hey! Leave my friends alone!" Fluttershy shouts. HK sighs in anger and turns at Fluttershy.

"You ruined my character development!" HK shouts, his annoyance hitting it's peak. Fluttershy's eyes go wide and she sinks to the ground.

"Sorry..." she whispers out. HK sighs.

'Great, now I'm angry and I can't feel bad that I just shouted at Fluttershy. Stupid anger, making it me not feel bad anymore. Actually, that's a good thing. I hate feeling bad.'

"Never mind! Thank you!"

"Um, o-ok...why are you shouting?"

"Because I'm kinda angry!"

"...OK..."

"ATTENTION! THE TRAIN HAS REACHED CANTERLOT AND WILL STOP SHORTLY!" A voice calls out.

HK curses under his breath and jumps up to grab onto the open latch on top of the train. He pulls himself up just to see Canterlot's train station a few meters away.

"Crap...if I run on the top, I'm going to be spotted... and if I'm spotted, I'll get caught...and if I'm caught..."

A small fantasy runs through HK's head of Celestia standing over him. Celestia grins and pulls a banana out.

"Do you like bananas?"

HK jumps back down and runs into another compartment. The ponies all scream at him as he runs through. Shouting things like: "ahhhhhhhh!" "why is this happening?!" "My cabbages!" or "buuuuuuuuuck!" "tell my wife she owes me fifty bits!" "Somepony needs to learn to flush the toilet after they take a shiiiiiiiii*!" sometimes even "mhghghnggcghdhgjbhvhj"...I think that guy's choking on something. He continues this until he reaches the back of the train.

HK sits on a box just as the train stops. He pants and tries to think up a plan. He obviously created some chaos, so the guards will be here. He could make a runer, but he's not that fast compared to ponies and he's also a bit tired. He could use his box disguise, but he's been seen running this way. If there's only a box and no HK, they'll know something is up.

HK can hear as the sound of thundering hooves draw near. In one last spark of hope, he closes his eyes and snaps his fingers...