The guards all stand in front of the strange creature in front of them. The strange creature appears to be wearing some brown robes and has a long white beard as well as long white hair. The creature has a sword in his left and some sort of club in the right. They've been staring at him for about ten minutes.

The guards continue to stare at the creature in front of them, wondering what they should do, a lone gaurd turns to look at his captain, Shinning Armor. Shinning came with Cadence, his wife, to relax and catch up with Celestia and Luna. Upon hearing a Villain is going around drop kicking people he quickly requested to help The Princesses. Which is why, at this point of time, he's here.

"Captain, what should we do? This creature is nothing like what we were told. I thought he would look more...athletic. Not some old looking guy." Shinning turns to look at the guard, his face unsure.

"Well, he kinda looks like the description. Maybe he knows about Hjk...umm. Hkds-Hjsde... darn it, HK. How the hell can anyone pronounce this guys name?"

"Oh?" The creature starts, making all the guards turn to him. "You mean Hjgnkbehdbkink?" Shinning face hoofs and looks at the creature.

"Yes, we have reason to believe he's behind the door you're standing at." Shinning says, gesturing his hoofs at the door.

"That would be correct."

"So, can we pass?" Shinning asks.

"...you shall not."

"What!" Shinning shouts out. He can't believe this old ape thing won't let him pass. Who does this guy think he is?

"I was created by HK to guard this door for him. Apparently I'm suppose to be a copy of someone named Gandalf."

Shinning stomps his hoof on the ground, his fellow stallions, and some stray mares, all line up behind him. Shinning glares at 'Gandalf' in anger.

"You don't want us to do this. Just let us pass and we can all go home." Gandalf smiles.

"Actually, I kinda do."

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HK sits down while reading the newspaper. He's currently resting his body so his magical powers can come back to him. It took him everything he had and more to create a copy of Gandalf. It seems to be working. So far he's had a good ten minute rest and just needs another few to have a decent amount of chaos magic for what he has planned. You see, HK loved watching the show and loved all the characters-I mean, it's pretty obvious from the way he's dropped kicked half the main six. So, being as attached to them as he is, he would always hate it when some random jackass would come along to insult one of them. And, as fate would have it, two certain ponies are living in Canterlot that he really wants to drop kick. These two ponies are Jet Set and Upper Crust. Oh, and Blue Blood. Though HK doesn't really consider him a pony, he's more like Satan.

"Hmm, I wonder what's for dinner." HK continues to munch on his lunch-some cupcakes, a bag of nuts, that twelve inch meat the pony had that didn't make any sense because ponies are herbivores-while stroking his chin. He flips onto page three of 'The Celestia' and stares at the sight in front of him.

"...How is a naked mare suppose to be dirty? She's not revealing anything and most mares are already naked. These ponies sure are weird."

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

After those words are said, a massive explosion is heard. To anypony looking at that moment, it was like a nuke went off on the train. The entire city of  Canterlot is quickly engulfed in black smoke as the explosion settles. Laying in the wreckage of what remains of the train are a dozen royal guards. Don't worry, they're not dead, they merely 'fainted.'

Also, looking at the wreckage a bit more, one can make out HK as he lays sprawled out on the ground. Of course, nopony could see any of this through the smoke. This gave HK an easy way to sneak around Canterlot for a while.

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"Come on, where are those ponies?" HK asks himself. He's used some of his magic on his glasses to make them able to see through the smoke and a few other upgrades. One of them being a zoom feature so he can see more at a distance.

HK sneaks by all the ponies in the smoke and looks around some more. He chuckles as he sees a pony run face first into another pony. You'd think they'd be smart enough to not move or run around like a chicken without its head. Or in this case, a snob without vision.

"Upper Crust, dear. Where are you?" HK hears. He grins evil-y as he makes his way to the sound he heard. Along the way he sees Angel hoping around the place. He walks up behind him and puts him in his inventory for latter use.

"Wait...did you just..." Discord drags out, appearing next to HK. He's been watching him through a crystal ball when HK suddenly grabbed Angel and put him in his inventory, something that surprised even Discord.

"What?" HK asks, turning to face Discord.

"Did you just put...Angel in your inventory?"

"Yeah, and?"

"Okay then." With a click of his fingers, Discord teleports away.

HK shakes his head and makes his way behind a table. He looks up from the table and sees Upper Crust and Jet Set a few meters from each over. He smirks and begins his little song.

*whistle* dun-dun *whistle* du-dun.

The effect is, well, effective as Upper and Jet start trying to find somewhere to hide, as well as the other ponies surrounding the area. Of course, it's a bit hard to try and hide when you can't see anything, but they get points for effort.

HK slowly starts making his way towards them, getting closer while still whistling. HK can see that they managed to figure where the other was and they are now holding on to one another.

HK suddenly breaks out into a sprint and jumps into the air with both of his legs out.

"Move, bitch!" HK's feet connect with upper Crust's head sending it to a direct course into Jet Sets' head. The two ponies bang heads together and hit the ground.

HK lands on the ground and smiles deviously.

"Get out the way..."

Suddenly all the ponies in Canterlot sprint all over the place screaming. Some collided with others while some ran into lampposts, walls, hell, I think one was hit on the head with an anvil.

HK runs throug the crowd, drop kicking any poor soul that got in his way. Fancy Pants, Fluer, Hoity Toity, his drop kicking is endless.

" Move, bitch! Get out the way! Get out the way, bitch! Het out the way!" He laughs manically. His eyes go red and his pupils shrink down to half there original size. And taking in the fact that his eyes are already quite small compared to the ponies, that's pretty small.

But all of a sudden, the smoke around Canterlot begins to clear up. The pony doing this? Molestia! Or Celestia, if you prefer.

HK gulps and manages to hide in an ally before he can get seen. The smoke clears revealing multiple ponies with their faces on the ground. HK grunts and takes a peek out of the ally to see how close he is to Canterlot. He's only about fifty meters from it. He begins to silently chuckle. He then grins and whispers out into the air.

"Watch your back, Blue Blood..."