Canterlot Castle, a dazzling site to behold. Inside that very castle there are beings so powerful that they are considered gods among us. Of course, that's just some made up stuff that everypony believes. In reality, the beings that live in that castle are just really strong immortals, nothing more, nothing less. But, when you're a simple mortal, anything or anyone who can control celestial objects or bend the world to their own will would be considered a god in your eyes.

But right now the beings that reside in the castle, both mortal and immortal, are calmly handling a-

"TIA! WE DOTH NOT WISH TO BE DROPED KICKED! DOUBLE-NEIGH-TRIPLE THE DEFENSE!"

-okay, they're freaking the hell out. Well, not Discord, he's pretty calm, still a little weird-ed out by the fact HK put Angel in his inventory, but calm. And Celestia... well, she's just annoyed.

Luna runs back and fourth across the throne room, bellowing out commands in her Royal Canterlot Voice. Celestia is calmly, with an annoyed expression on her face, standing in the middle of the throne room, trying to get her sisters attention.

"Luna...Luna! LUNA!"

"WHAT DOTH THOU MEAN YOU DON'T AGREE WITH US?! DOTH THOU KNOW WHO THOU ART DEALING WITH?! THOU ART DEALING WITH-*SMACK*-OUR ROYAL FLANK!"

"Luna...calm down." Celestia calmly puts her pimp hoof back down on the floor and looks at Luna. Luna turns around, while rubbing her flank, and stares at Celestia with tears in her eyes.

"Why did thou use thee Royal Pimp Hoof?" Luna asks, her voice cracking.

Oh, yes, The Royal Pimp Hoof. Legend has it Celestia managed to smite dragons with a single hit with it. Obviously it's full power was not used then. If it were, Luna's flank would be on the moon. Oh, what's that? It can't be that strong? Well, have you ever wondered why Discord isn't causing his own chaos and why he's using HK? It certainly isn't the elements he's worried about, he can run from them. Just think about that for a moment.

Celestia pulls her sister into a hug and begins to whisper in her ear.

" I'm sorry, sister. I shouldn't of used the might of the Royal Pimp Hoof. I just wanted you to calm down. Could you ever forgive me?" Luna hugs Celestia back as hard as she can.

"But of course, sister. We should not have been, how you say, raving around like a mad mare. We're just a little worried about Hjbehs...Hjgnkbehdbfff...Hj-"

"Hjgnkbehdbkink."

"We thank thee Discord. Yes, we art worried about him."

Celestia sighs and let's the hug go. She stares down at Luna with a soft smile.

"Luna, there's no need to worry. HK isn't going to drop ki-

*Whistle* dun-dun *whistle* dun-dun...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

"DISCORD!"

"Bwahahahahahahaha. Soz, Tia. It's just...I couldn't-*snicker*- hold-"

"WHERE ART THOU, BLUE BLOOD?! WE REQUIRE A MEAT SHIELD!"

"-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

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HK stands just outside the castle walls, preparing to climb over it. He takes a few steps back and runs at the wall. He swiftly jumps and uses the wall to help push him up as his fingers latch onto the top of the wall. Using his strength, he pulls himself up so that his head is over the wall and he now has his arms holding him onto the wall.

"Mmm, no guards. They must of all went inside when they heard that screaming. Oh, well, just makes it easier."

HK, albeit with a bit of trouble, pulls himself up on the wall and jumps down to the garden the castle has. He takes a quick glance left and right and makes his way across the garden, carefully as to not alert anyone.

He reaches the castle and notices a window on the outside. The window is about fifty feet above the ground. Luckily, for our protagonist, a little bit of chaos magic should help.

HK snaps his fingers and summons a grappling hook. He takes a quick look at it and points it at the window.

"OK...steady." HK fires the grappling hook and it smashes through the window.

"WHAT WAS THAT?!"

"Fudge cakes! Better stop talking to myself and get through that window." HK activates the grappling hook and quickly zips up to the window. He enters the castle and can hear hoof steps coming his way. He looks left and right but can't find a spot to hide. He quickly gets his grappling hook, aims it upwards and fires it.

He zips up just as the guards round the corner.

"Look, the window is broken!"

"You don't say. What next, you gonna point out that Celestia can move the sun?"

HK looks down upon the guards, figuratively and literally, and sees that they are having a little argument. HK chuckles and drops down onto a chandelier. He continues to hop from chandelier to chandelier in pursuit of Blue Blood.

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"Can't believe aunty put me in the same room as YOU ponies!" Blue Blood whines while stomping on the sofa he's sitting on. Inside this room are three ponies. The first, and least, being Blue Blood. The second and third, however, are none other than Princess Mia Mora Cadenza and prince Shinning Armor. Cadenza sighs and Shinning grunts.

"You know, I also wounded why I have to as well," Shinning says, his voice monotone. Cadenza walks up to Shinning and gives him a hug.

"Don't worry, Shinning. You don't have to worry about him, you might hurt yourself more," Cadenza says, pointing a hoof at the plaster on his nose. Luckily, Shinning managed to teleport away before Gandulf blew the train up. He did get a broken snout, though. Luckily, with great medical care, they just put a plaster on it and said done, he's now healed.

"Yeah...you're right. Anyway, hopefully that HK will drop kick him." Cadenza giggles and pushes Shinning.

"Yeah, as if. We got the best guards in the world guarding our door."

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"Those were the worst guards in the world. How the hell did they get this job?" HK asks himself. He shakes his head and activates his 'jackass sense' ad can tell Blue Blood is behind the door.

He begins his song and kicks the door open.

*whistle* dun-dun *whistle* dun-dun...

The three ponies all turn to look at HK as he strolls into the room. Shinning quickly grabs his wife and goes to camp in a corner.

"Blue Blood hid behind the sofa when you came in!" Shinning shouts out.

"Thanks, for that I won't drop kick you...[size=0.5et[/size]."

HK pulls Angel out of his inventory and places him on the ground. He then pelts Angel into a wall. Angel bounces of the wall and hits the cowering Blue Blood, making him stumble out of his hiding place.

HK grins and runs at Blue Blood. All Blue Blood can do is stare in shock as HK draws nearer. HK leaps into the air.

"MOVE, BITCH!" Times seems to slow down as HK's foot connect with Blue Bloods face. You can see in horrific detail as Blue Blood's eyes roll to the back of his head, as his many teeth are knocked out of his mouth and as a trail of blood runs from his snout. HK used all his power in this kick, he was saving the true power of the kick for this very reason. Shinning and Cadenza gasp in awe at the sight before them.

Suddenly there's a bright flash of light and time reverts back to normal. When the light fades out all you can see is a smoking crater and HK standing in the middle.

HK turns to look at Shinning and Cadenza. They both freeze under his gaze.

"You will be spared for aiding me in my quest to drop kick Blue Blood. But be warned, if we cross paths again, I will drop kick you." Cadenza and Shinning both nod fear, fear of what they just witnessed.

HK walks out of the room leaving the married couple alone. Cadenza frowns and looks at Shinning.

"You're such a big coward." Shinning turns to face Cadenza with an even bigger frown.

"Oh, and you're not?" Cadenza open her mouth only to shut it once she realizes Shinning is right.

"You know," Shinning starts. "I have another big thing you might be interested in."

"Oh?"

"Yeah...my deck!"

"Your deck? Oh, for a minute their I thought you were...never mind. So, what kind of deck?" Shinning grins and pulls a massive folder out of his pockets...don't know how he has pockets...I guess he just does.

"Ponymon cards."

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Luna sits on her frown with wide eyes. Celestia quickly notices this and decides to ask what's wrong.

"Sister, are you OK? You see trou-

"He...he is coming..."

"Oh," Discord says, appearing next to Luna. "So we're playing the pronoun game?"

"HK...is coming...he's taunting me..."

"But I don't hear anythi-"

"LUNA!...HI!...BTW I'M TOTALLY GOING TO GET YOU!"