Move, B*tch!

Luna sits on her throne, darting her eyes through every possible entrance in the room. From the window to the doors Luna is looking everywhere. Next to Luna is her sister, Celestia. While Celestia isn't going frantic about all this, she is a bit worried about this Hjgnkbsd...Hjsndj...damn it really is hard to say his name. Okay...Hjgnkbehdbkink. Yes! She is worried about Hjgnkbehdbkink!

In the room there is also an assortment of guards, from Dusk Blade, Night Blade, Blade Blade, Flash Sentry, Flash Blade, Sentry Blade...damn, why does nearly every guard have blade in their name? Oh, there's this one guy called Pitch Black...but, yeah. A lot of blades.

And, finally, accompanying The Princesses, The Elements of Harmony. Rainbow Rash, Pinkie Fie, Apple Jacking Your Ride, Twizzy Mc Fizzy, Buttered Pie and Ra-ra-ulala.

All the ponies in the room, about thirty, are on edge as the sound of whistling gets nearer.

*Whistle* dun-dun *Whistle* dun-dun...

"Guard," Luna calls out. A nearby guard approaches her and bows.

"Yes, Princess?" Luna gestures her hoof around the room, a calm look on her face.

"Is this all we have for our defends against HK?" The guard looks at The Princess with a tint of fear.

"Sorry, Princess, but I'm afraid so. Is this...troublesome?" Luna quickly gives a wave of her hoof.

"Of course not!" Luna replies.

'IM GOING TO DIE!' She thinks to herself.

"This is just perfect."

'WHAT IN TARTARUS HAPPEND TO THE GUARD?' She asks herself.

"But, we were certain we had more guards."

*Whistle* dun-dun *whistle* dun-dun *whistle* dun-dun...

'It's getting closer, he's getting closer.' The guard looks back down at the floor.

"Yes...we did, but-"

"MOVE, BITCH!"

"-But, as you can probably tell, Princess, they have either been taken out by HK or are currently-"

"MOVE, BITCH!"

"-C-currently getting taken out."

Luna sighs and nods her head. Suddenly, a small knock can be heard from the door. The knock, while quite, causes Luna to flare her wings out of fear and surprise, resulting with Celestia getting slapped across the face by said wing, and several guards to go to the ground and roll in the fatal position muttering random gibberish.

The door slowly begins to open and everypony stares unbliking as the two gigantic doors creak open a little. Luna's breathing quickens and her horn begins to glow with a blinding light of dark blue magic. Celestia, after getting Luna' s feathers out of her mouth, follows her sisters action and lights her own horn up. Discord begins to munch on his popcorn at a more faster pace and Twilight manages to light her own horn up.

*Whistle* dun-dun *Whistle* dun-dun *whistle* dun-dun *whistle* dun-dun...

The doors swing open and-

"Angel!" Fluttershy calls out. Everyone sighs and Luna and Celestia drop their spells. Fluttershy quickly rushes up to Angel and begins to nuzzle and snuggle him. Angel rolls his tiny black eyes at Fluttershy's antics and starts to yell at her.

"Darling Darling Darling, F-arling?" Asked Rarity. Fluttershy looks at Angel and begins to translate.

"Umm...he said: 'It's a...trap?'"

Before anyone can do anything, a tall figure sprints up and jumps in the air with his legs up and aimed at Fluttershy.

"MOVE, BITCH!" HK's feet smash into Fluttershy's face and the poor pony is sent flying across the room and impacts a wall. HK lands on his feet and continues to run forward with a grin on his face. Flash Sentry grows a pear (yes I said pear and not pair deliberately) and decides to charge HK. HK dodges to the right and roundhouse kicks Flash. Flash stumbles but manages to keep his balance. HK continues to run forward and jump kicks a guard in the face. However, he uses his power to launch himself of the guard and back towards Flash Sentry to finish him off with a classic drop kick.

"GET OUT THE WAY!" Flash gets hit in the back off the head and is out cold.

The guards that are not already on the floor are now dropping their weapons and laying on the ground, praying to Celestia's mother that they get spared.

HK turns around to look at the remaining ponies who are not on the ground. Luna stares back at HK with sweat running down her face.

'Just what kind of demon could possibly be hidden behind those sunglasses?' Luna thinks to herself.

Luna has faced many spawns of Tartarus, just like her sister, yet this human is beyond anything she's ever known. The demons from Tartarus had excuses to be scary, they were gigantic and had powers rivaling the Alicorn race. But this creature...this being, only just as tall as her sister, has single handedly knocked more than half of The Elements of Harmony out, knocked more than seventy percent of Canterlot's citizens out and has now infiltrated their the castle while making the guards look like fools. He shouldn't even be that hard to capture! He's not as strong as an Earth Pony. He can't, to the ponies knowledge, use magic. And he's not even that fast compared to a pony! But, to his credit, he seems to have stamina that makes even Earth pony's seem like jokes, agility that Pegasi would be jealous of and must be incredibly intelligent to pull all this off and still be free. However, while not as strong as an Earth Pony, he can still pack a hard hit. He's unlike anything the sisters have ever encountered.

But, not all hope is lost, for you see...Twilight never stopped her spell. No, Twilight, being the cautious mare she is, decided to keep her spell up just in case.

She casts her spell and, with a bright flash, all the main six have their Elements on. Rainbow rushes right over to Fluttershy and helps her to her hooves.

The girls all line up and stare at HK.

"Give it up, Hjgnkbehdbkink! There's no way you're going to win! Just put your..." Twilight drags on. HK notices she's starring at his hands and decides to help the girl out.

"Hands."

"Thank you. Put up your hands and we promise we won't hurt you." Twilight states.

"Not that much at least." Rainbow whispers to herself. Oh, RD is really annoyed with this guy. Do you know how humiliating it is to find out you got knocked out by a bunny? It's very humiliating. I know, best description ever.

HK begins to chuckle and that chuckle soon turn into a full out laughter.

"Ha! As if. You should be the ones giving up!" HK says.

'Well, I'm screwed if they actually decide to use them, hope my bluff works' HK thinks to himself.

The bluff seems to work as the girls are now looking unsure. Even Discord was worried about the Elements, but this guy's laughing it off like some sort of joke.

The Main Six just ignore him and begin to float in the air. Their respected elements begin to glow and their eyes are emitting a bright white light. Suddenly, a rainbow shoots out from The Elements of Harmony and continue to rise up. The rainbow reaches its peak and descends upon HK at fast speeds.

HK just stands his ground, staring at the rainbow as it gets closer. The rainbow impacts HK and a bright light fills everyone's vision. The light clears and everypony begins to cheer.

"So, di-I can talk normally again!" Exclaims Rarity. It would seem that The Elements have fixed Rarity, so now she can speak again.

All cheers are put aside as they hear a gasp from Luna. Everypony in the room turns to see what she's staring at; and to their shock, Luna is staring at HK. A HK that is not trapped in stone and is smirking at them.

"Bwa-b-b-but how?!" Twilight shouts. HK turns to look at her with a grin.

"Well, while you were charging your Elements, I had enough time to think of a plan to not get turned to stone; moving a few inches back at the last second, just as the rainbow reaches me."

All the ponies drop their jaws at hearing this.

"Y-you can't do that!" Celestia shouts. This being is more intelligent then Celestia could ever imagine. Moving out of the way as the rainbow slowly descends upon you? Never in all her life has she heard of such a thing.

HK just chuckles to himself while he slowly advances up to the thrones. The Elements do nothing, as they are to shocked that HK can actually just avoid their most powerful weapon, and Luna begins to backpedal on her throne in a pathetic attempt to get away from HK.

"And why not? I don't remember their being a rule or law that says you can't do that. So, why can't I?" Before Celestia can say anything back...

*Whistle* dun-dun *whistle* dun-dun...[size=1.5em][/size]

HK charges at Luna with all of his might. Luna's eyes widen as HK jumps up and sores through the air, heading straight for her. HK's feet near Luna and-

"Nope." Celestia says. Before HK can reach Luna, Celestia lights her horn up and traps HK in a levitation spell.

"What! So, you can beat The Elements like nothing, but a simple levitation spell can hold you?!" Twilight shouts out.

Before HK can respond, Celestia casts a sleeping spell on HK and he promptly falls asleep. Celestia turns to her sister and sees that she is still petrified with fear. She gives her sister a hug and strokes her back.

"It's okay, Luna; we've defeated HK." Luna hugs her sister back and begins to cry. Never in all her immortal life has Luna been so scared. Celestia continues to comfort her sister, but turns her head around to face the guards.

"Guards," Celestia whispers, "take Hjgnkbehdbkink to the dungeon... and give me the Equestrian law book; I need to add a new law."