Move, B*tch!

"Ugghh..." HK moans. HK's eyes lazily open up to reveal that he is chained in a prison cell. His hands are behind his back and has kneeling on the ground. HK eyes open wide and he begins to breathe heavily.

"O-oh no! Please, n-no. D-don't let this be what I think it is." HK begins to frantically look around, trying to find something to calm him down. In this pitiful search, HK's eyes land on a dark figure a little bit away from him.

HK tries to get a clear view on the figure, but it's to dark to make out any real detail. All HK can tell is that the figure is tall. Very tall.  Tall enough to tower over him. Bit that might be because he's on his knees looking up.

"P-please don't let this be some creepy Molestia...thing," he whispers to himself; over and over again.

The figure begins to slowly creep forward, it's steps making a loud clip-clop sound. The figure seems to be taking it's time. Deliberately or not, it's making HK panic. The figure is now only a few feet away from him, giving HK a clearer view.

The figure has pinkish-purple eyes -- ...oh, magenta? That's what it's called? Okay, thanks. *Ahem* -- Magenta eyes and white fur. The mane seems to be a multitude of colors. The mane its self is flowing. It's anyone's guess who it could be.

...Okay, it's Celestia. If you didn't get that you must be special. And not the good kind.

The figure, known as Celestia, stops right in front of HK. HK shakily looks into the magenta eyes of the strange figure and begins to tremble.

'Oh, god, it's her. Oh, god. Please don't come closer. This has to be a dream. I-it can't be real!' HK thinks to himself, trying to fight back the harsh reality of the situation.

" Hello, Hjgnkbehdbkink." HK begins to struggle against his chains, but it's to no avail. He tries to cast a spell but, with his mind all mixed up, he can't focus enough to pull it off. That and the fact he's still a bit drowsy from just waking up. He freezes as he sees Celestia only a few inches away from him, looking down at him. Using his cunning mind, he quickly resorts to the best method of self defense.

"...Hjgnkbehdbkink is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after the beep. *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*

"Now, now, HK. There's no reason to worry."

*-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*

"In fact, I only want to help you. And in return, I expect you to help me with my desires."

'Like hell I will!' Thought HK. ' I'm not into Pony x Human. Not that I have anything against those that do, but I would rather have a girlfriend than a marefriend. Besides it's not like I can't return to my home, and I'm not THAT desperate; I just need to create enough chaos...and not get molested.'

Celestia brings her face closer to HK's, resulting with HK beginning to sweat and increase the volume of his 'beep' sound. Celestia moves her snout next to HK's ear and begins to whisper.

"Do not worry, I won't hurt you. I don't exactly like violence, actually. But you see, sometimes you need violence to stop violence. Ironic, is it not."

"-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

"This is why I'm here. Much like Discord, I believe you're power of...'moving bitches' will come in handy."

'Okay, I'm trying to be open to the fact that she won't molest me, but the things she's saying suggest otherwise.'

"And I especially like this stamina of yours; it's something that I just so happen to need, considering the guards I have won't be able to last that long for what I need.

"-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

"And it's because of this."

'Oh, no'

"That I."

'Shit.'

"Princess Celestia."

'Think yah mean Molestia.'

"Have chosen you to."

'Fuuuuuu-'

"Be my personal...s-"

'She's going to say it.'

"-uper soldier."

" DON'T RA-...what?"

Celestia giggles at HK's confused face.

"My super solider, of course. You've proven to be able to take on my highly trained guards-"

'Who are about as efficient as putting a tweleve year old that plays COD into a real war.'

"-and managed to strike fear into my own sister. So, as I said before, your ability's will come in handy and you could become a great ally. "

'At least I'm not getting a personal lesson on the pony body.'

"So let me get the straight. You chained me to a wall,"

"Correct."

"Left me in the dark while you wait in a corner,"

"So far so good."

"Just to propose a deal?"

"Precisely"

"...I don't even...just...I don't even."

At this Celestia bursts out into a school-girlish giggle.

"I can understand if you're confused. But after reforming Discord, we found out that it would be useful to have our enemy's help. Which is why I'm here to reform you."

"And how exactly do you plan on that?" HK asks. Celestia gives him a warm smile.

"Well, should you choose to become our ally, we promise you a place to stay at the castle, free food, water and friendship."

"...How about a spell?"

Celestia looks at HK with a raised eyebrow.

"Why exactly would you need a spell?" HK frowns.

"Just because."

"Because what?"

"Because I want a certain spell, and only you and your sister are strong enough to cast it, to my knowledge." In case you're dense, HK's referring to a spell to send him home.

Celestia drops her smile.

"A spell that powerful? Well, then no." HK's eyes open in shock.

"What do you mean 'then no?'"

"I mean, even if that spell was a simple cookie spawner, you still need to answer to your crimes."

"What crimes? And there's a cookie spawner spell?"

"Oh, I don't know. It's not like you drop kicked half of Canterlot, half the Elements of Harmony and attempted to do the same with my sister. Oh, and yes. Yes there is a cookie spawner spell."

"...So?"

Celestia sighs and face hoofs.

"I can see that this will take a while. Okay, we'll start simple. HK."

"No."

"Do you know what you did wrong?"

"No."

"So, do you feel bad?"

"No."

"Are you going to keep saying 'no'?"

"No."

HK smiles at Celestia's annoyed expression. HK's plan is to annoy Celestia enough so that she'll leave and he can escape. He would of  been wiling to be 'reformed,' but Celestia said he'd have to 'pay for his crimes.' And HK isn't really a patient type. He'd rather run around and cause chaos than wait around earning everyone's trust.

"Okay. I'm guessing you have some trust issues?" HK looks up at Celestia.

"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues." Celestia raises an eyebrow.

"...Alright, then. Okay, HK. I'm going to give you two options: either cooperate or get turned into a statue."

"...No."

Celestia signs and gets up. She walks to the cell door. She turns around to look at HK.

"I'm running low on choices, HK. It would be best if you let us reform you."

"Yes."

"Wait, really?" Celestia asks. If you take a closer look at Celestia's face, you can see a tiny bit of hope in her eyes. A tiny bit of hope that a new ally that could be-

"No, I'm just messing with you."

-and that spark of hope is instantly crushed like an ant.

Celestia shakes her head before exiting the cell and walking to the exit.

HK looks to his left and sees a green stallion with a green mane sitting in a different cell next to him. HK decides that he has nothing better to do, and asks the stallion a question:

"What cha do?" The green stallion turns to look at HK with a intense face. You know, like the face of those people who have seen some serious crap.

"You really want to know? You might have nightmares about it."

"I'm sure."

"...I didn't say bless you when somepony sneezed."

"..."

"..."

"...I'm just going to get up," HK uses his chaos magic to break his chains, "and slowly walk away." And HK does just that.

Next time on Move, B*tch:

Shit happens.

The end. (Of this chapter.)