Pinkie Pie Finds a Bucket of Ds

Fluttershy was embracing the enchanting and calm nature of the wild in the Everfree Forest, relaxing and frollicking about with her animal friends. And what better way to rejoice in her day than with a song? A song as once sung by a very happy cowboy who was once arrested for cannibalism but saved by a ninja cosplaying as a native american. From her mouth erupted joyfully dulcet tones proclaiming the day to be described in only one word: Shpadoinkle.

Fluttershy would’ve went on but then she was muted by the efforts of a wild D that wrapped itself around her snout and kept her from opening her mouth. But that was not all, before she knew it all her animal friends were being D’d, as D after D was sent out from the shadows and wrapped around all her small animal friends. They could not escape, the Ds were too strong!

And who was the culprit behind all this? Why it was Pinkie Pie of course! She popped out from a nearby bush whilst brandishing a bucket of Ds and continued with her assault, capturing all of the small denizens of the forest with her amazing D throwing skills!

“Okay everypony, you get a D, you get a D, and you get a D!” Squirrels, mice, birdies, groundhogs, echidnas, ducks, and all manner of small forest creature fell victim as Pinkie Pie wrapped the Ds around every animal in sight, binding them and preventing them from escaping her rampage!

But then, a noble bear of the woods appeared, storming into the clearing. Claws were out, fangs were bared, and this big ol’ bubba was roaring and ready to hug the curly haired pink pony in revenge for his fallen friends. He charged forth, ready to rip her to shreds! But then he tripped up as one of his paws was caught in a D just laying on the ground in wait. And as he fell flat Pinkie Pie disabled him by binding his other paws with an assortment of other Ds she produced from the bucket.

But before the bear could get up and adapt his wicked fighting style for the situation, Pinkie Pie pulled out the biggest D she had. “I brought this one from home!” And she slammed it on the bear, coiling it around it’s giant furry body. He was totally stuck and could not move. He was D-feated.

Even animals could not escape the might of Pinkie Pie’s D weapons! And then looked at Fluttershy again. Fluttershy saw this and backed up against a tree. There was nowhere to run, she couldn’t hide, she was at the mercy of Pinkie and the bucket of Ds. And both of these terrifying entities approached her.

But instead of the voice of absolute evil that Flutters expected, Pinkie stated very clearly in her typical excitable voice. “Hey Fluttershy, I found a bucket of Ds! They are totally fun! You should come with me into Ponyville, we’re all gonna have tons of fun!”

Fluttershy shook her head from left to right slowly, for even if she would speak she couldn’t because of the D still wrapped taught around her snoot.

“Aww, fine. Seeya later alligator!”

And then Pinkie Pie skipped off away, leaving behind Fluttershy and a bunch of bound animals in a forest clearing. Basically it’s nothing different than what happens on wednesday nights.