Pinkie Pie Finds a Bucket of Ds

The cannon was loaded with the ammunition of a most devastating nature. None shall escape the plague that shall be set upon Canterlot from the outskirts of Ponyville. Pinkie Pie’s party cannon was known for it’s close quarters nature to which it would beset a barrage of streamers and cupcakes upon the innocents, yet for now it would be used for a much more insidious purpose. She fired it off into the air, and relished the thought of it’s effects upon the monarchy.

Meanwhile, Princess Celestia was busy scolding one of her servants while on her throne in her Canterlot castle.

“Citizen of Equestria, for your crimes of a most heinous nature you shall be put to death. What do you offer in your defense?”

“Well you see, we were out of grape jelly so I looked everywhere for any other kind and I found a big tub of petroleum jelly and I thought it would’ve been just the same!”

“Your excuses are not relevant. If you have nothing else to say then it is with the power vested in me granted by the citizens of Equestria that you will be put to-” And then she was slapped in the face with a free-flying D. She closed her eyes at the impact and just kept them shut due to a certain lack of bucks to be given to anything anymore.

“Princess, are you okay?”

“Just get out. I’m done. I do not need this. Please leave. I’m done. We’re officially done professionally. I quit. I did not wake up this morning to get hit in the face with a D. Just get out of here!”

And so the servant ran free that day as Celestia just stayed still on her throne with a floppy D stuck to her face.

Pinkie Pie thought that nothing important would happen from just one cannon blast, so she adjusted the coordinates to compensate for ponies running in fear and loaded up the cannon with a hoof-full of Ds. With everything ready, she set it off again and sent Ds flying towards the castle.

Since Pinkie Pie wasn’t doing anything after this, let’s focus on Luna. Luna, was sitting in the royal dining room for her afternoon luncheon. She made only one simple request, she wanted a bowl of cereal. And so the cook came in with a big bowl filled with milk, because for some reason the servants of the royal palace never stock up the kitchen with cereal.

Anyways, when the bowl of milk was set before Luna, she looked at it for one moment before she just got super disgruntled. “Thou hath best have a good reason for this travesty.”

“Well you see, it’s a special kind of cereal. It’s totally invisible!”

And just then a bunch of Ds came in through the window and landed right in the bowl just as Luna wasn’t looking. Luna returned her sight to the bowl to judge the servant’s claim and then totally called him out. “I can see the cereal just fine. Thou may wish to return home with urgency lest the flames from thine pants spread throughout thine home.”

She then dug in and ate up the big bowl of Ds with milk, savoring each and every chewy bite.