Pinkie Pie Finds a Bucket of Ds

Pinkie Pie was scampering about town without a care and with a big bucket of Ds on her back. There was nothing at all that could make this day even better! And its just so that the alleged ‘nothing at all’ happened to be flying high in the sky with even more joviality! A certain rainbow flavored nothing.

Indeed, Rainbow Dash was practicing for a change in leiu of her typical laziness and was all too happy to be going at speeds once unseen by most ponies. She would be going faster, but she was really overweight thanks to the fact that she can’t cook and so she eats nothing but junk food all the time.

Pinkie Pie thought about just waving her hoof and shouting out to her friend to join her in her activities, but then she didn’t because that’d be lame. No, she had an even better plan. She got out a nicely rounded D from the bucket and began spinning around, right round baby, right round. Then, with the perfect pitch, she threw it right at her multicolored compatriot and knocked her right on the side of her cheek.

Rainbow Dash was caught off guard and began spiraling out of control. The rainbow maned dorkusus plummeted to the ground at speeds once unseen by most ponies. In moments she made contact with the ground but the ground was a better negotiator and ended up breaking one of her wings.

“Ah jeez, I broke my wing for the seventeenth time this month!” She said, recalling that it was only the second day in the month. There’s a good reason that her worker’s compensation requires her to wear goggles when she’s on duty.

Anyways, Pinkie saw that her friend was totally busted up, and so she did what any good friend would do. She skipped away from the dorkusus to get along with her day.