Twilight Sparkle, the newest princess to stand aside Princess Sunbutt, and be granted ice cream cone powers beyond almost every pony in Equestria. She was fortunate to be invited, and ordered, to an exciting visit to Heaven about some diplomatic situations concerning Equestria's matriarchy and religion!

Then they meet Kant!

Note: This story contains negative portrayal of Christianity, various historical figures and some other references you might not like. Please don't take offence, it's just comedy.