Hey, I'm Daniel. I'm your usual run-of-the-mill college dropout, beside one crucial fact.

I'm kinda stuck in a land filled to the brim with happy-go-lucky miniature horses and the first thing I did when I got here was to accidentally knock out their horse-god princess with a sun on her arse by crash landing on her.

Yeah. Fun times.

Now there's just one problem about staying here... Apparently, all mares have something called 'heat' which makes them want to hump every male in a mile radius to a fine powder. Now, if this was earth and all the mares were actual humans, I would already be ripping off my shirt and stumbling out of my pants. But these are horses, not humans. So...

Ha! Nope! Running away!

Rated mature for heavy innuendo.