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JOKE STORY!

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"Good evening ladies and gentlecolts. I’m… well, you’ll know me soon enough. The point is that I’ve got a damn important story for all of you. It’s about me and some of my friends and how we ended up here in Equestria. We all knew each other from the Doompie fanfiction reading network, but after this, I don’t think the network is coming back on earth. I think it’s time to tell you the story, and I’m gonna tell you exactly as I remember it, so it’s gonna be… pretty explicit."

Join me and my pals from the Doompie network as we go on an… interesting adventure. Of course, there's a quirk to each of us that's gonna make me that much more frustrated! Also, that's me with the microphone and the horn sticking out of my giant bush of a mane. Known to some as Winr100, known to you guys as System Breaker and known to a lot of the Doompie guys as Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs!

WARNING: This fanfiction will contain constant strong language, sexual references, violence and gore, sexual content and situations and a bunch of weird and random shit! Anyone with no sense of humor should go away because I will delete any unnecessarily hateful comments! Rage reviews are okay, but the fact that this story is written with little effort should be kept in mind.