Twilight kills herself a lot

All my friends reacted differently to this whole mess. I used to think I was the most awesome, but now I get that was really Flutter. Pinkie was good too, but at the very beginning she just sort did nothing at all, which is super weird for Pinkie, but Shy was good there too and fixed Pinkie. Shy didn't take a stupid shortcut either.

Rarity acted like Twilight was suddenly made of glass. She smiled way too much, always seemed nervous, and a whole bunch of other stupid stuff. I think it annoyed Twilight too, but of course she didn't show it if it did. Almost nothing seemed to. Rarity was acting a little odd with the princess thing to begin with, but now her idea how to treat Twi are even more messed up than that. Rarity looked at Twi's half empty teacup, then at the teapot, then back at Twi, then started the cycle over again for the hundredth stupid time.

"Hey Twi, I think Rares wants to ask you if you want more tea."

"Oh I would never presume to be so bold, I mean obviously if you would like some more tea I'd be happy to serve you but…"

Twi smiled. "No, I'm fine. So I think this was a wonderful success, wouldn’t you agree girls? I think she's still in shock. Maybe I won't even need another plan."

"Oh yes, I'm sure it's a very amazing plan. I don't understand why it involved such a horrific display, but I'm sure you had a good reason." Rarity then gasped. "Unless it's not supposed be horrific. Oh Twilight, I'm so sorry."

Twi blinked. "For what?"

I sighed and face hooved. This conversation was likely to get very, very stupid. I then glanced over to see Pinkie still staring at the spot where Twilight had been standing when she cast the spell. Thanks to Rarity's cleaning spell there was nothing special about it now. Twi has come up with a lot of disturbing uses for spells, but using her body part sorting spell on herself while still alive was one of the worst. The only reason it wasn't the top was it was so fast. Just a spray of blood and the various bits sort themselves out into bins. Even if I get how useful alicorn bits are for just about everything it's creepy enough she has the spell at all, much less this use for it. Pinkie was covered in blood, as was the remaining tarp under her.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH."

Pinkie's scream literally broke Twilight's teacup. Which was weird because it didn't break Rarity's or looking back to the still full thing sitting on the saucer, mine.