Centuries old, and growing restless, Kain decides to expand his empire. However, he did not count on his next campaign leading him to Equestria: a place ruled by a soft dominion. As a Vampire Lord, Kain raises Hell where ever he goes, then bitch smacks it, leaving a wake of terror, tears, and blood. Can Kain conquer the feeble creatures of this new realm, or will unforeseen factors change the tide?