So, my name is Miles. And my life is hell now. Or at least, half of it.

What the heck does that mean? Well, long story short, I was sent through a portal right when Arceus decides to send "all the good little boys and girls and pokémon to a happy land of ponies and rainbows". Bleh, I wish.

See, that machine I was inside caused a little... um, glitch in the legendaries' plan for me. It seemingly sent me to an alternate timeline, where the ponies waged a war and caused the apocalypse. I find myself in the "Equestrian Wasteland" at first. Good news, though, I'm not stuck there the entire time.

Thanks to my now unstable genetic make-up, I'm constantly flipping back and forth between the timeline that I was SUPPOSED to be in, and the one I was not. So I can be at a party in town one minute, then BOOM: I wake up to find myself in a town full of raiders. F$%@. Celebi better hurry up and fix this. I'm gonna die if I'm left out here too long.

A side-story to zeusdemigod's crossover A New World, A New Way. Thanks Zeus, for letting me put up this idea, even if it's non-canon!

What else, what else... oh! Mind the swearing as well. There will be swearing, and some really bucked up things going on. Kiddies, this story's not for you! Also, the artwork does NOT belong to me at ALL. It's actually the work of a dude who goes by SilverCrow95. He worked really hard on the piece, so go check out his gallery! No seriously, GO.